Mr Carrington

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He's not really evolved much. Same old cheap stuff. Another hamper? Fake flowers for outside? Really? I liked the ceiling rose and the lights but WTF is he fannying around buying tiny lavender bags? He lurches from cheap to granny to aspirational tit (his LV and Gucchi stuff). He has no clear sense of style and he buys very weird shirts. I don’t rate his fashion at all.
Spot on. Wardrobe inspo is the clubbing section at Primark. Used Gucci loafers? Dyptique sample perfumes? He clearly loves designer brands, but will only get them at a car boot sale. If he stopped buying all of this car boot/charity shop crap, he could save enough to buy something he really wants at an actual LV boutique.
 
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It's amusing that he's promoting HelloFresh so hard. We all know this cheapo would never pay for meal kits
 
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He blagged a free couch from a sponsor after making a big thing of going looking at sofas. He had to build it so it will be some cheap crappy thing. I loved that he said he got a huge vase at the boot sale and was liking larger scale items. Funny that his lack of scale with design was mentioned here recently. Hi Iwan.
 
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He blagged a free couch from a sponsor after making a big thing of going looking at sofas. He had to build it so it will be some cheap crappy thing. I loved that he said he got a huge vase at the boot sale and was liking larger scale items. Funny that his lack of scale with design was mentioned here recently. Hi Iwan.
Im very disappointed at the sofa scenario. I’ve followed Iwan for ages but I’m now wondering if all that pontification about choosing a sofa was an excuse to wait for a sponsor ?
 
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He once DIYed a rain umbrella by adding tassels and 'transformed' it into a patio umbrella. Of course the couch was gifted
 
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I can't take him seriously with the half beard. His attempt to dye it just make it look worse.
 
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He's got vitiligo so it's either dye the beard or use makeup I guess. The beard is probably easier day to day and he is careful to dye it before tv. On other days it's noticeably patcher.
 
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I think it’s just grey and he can’t keep on top of it, it looks ginger in sunlight.
 
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This thread comes alive whenever we discuss his age/hair colour

I don't think he's ginge. His armpit hair is dark brown
 
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I know people with black hair and ginger beards.
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He looks pretty ginger here under the dye.
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Rylan is bright ginger but disguises it.
 

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"I tested out a few (sofas) before deciding on this one" - Mr C

It was GIFTED, of course you chose the freebie sofa! Let's just call a spade a spade
 
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He has a sneaky habit of making vlogs just to promote something. I'm sick of watching him ramble on and then, before you know it, it's an ad. Very underhand and I'm almost certain he needs to clearly mark his vlogs as an ad.
 
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He has a sneaky habit of making vlogs just to promote something. I'm sick of watching him ramble on and then, before you know it, it's an ad. Very underhand and I'm almost certain he needs to clearly mark his vlogs as an ad.
The best is when he revealed that he was learning German... and then proceeds to promote a language app.. you're only learning German now after dating this dude for years? Mmmhmmm righty oh
 
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He's got to be the dullest person that I've ever seen.. Even his decorating and car boot finds are dull.
Much like watching paint dry 🙄🙄😂😂😂😂
 
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I used to really like watching him but don’t bother anymore as it’s got a bit boring. I think he’s a nice enough bloke and he’s done well to get himself some tv work in front of the screen which I’m guessing is what he wanted to do.
 
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