Mr Carrington

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There is no sexual tension. They are both bottoms

"Make your home look expensive with Poundland items" is virtually impossible especially with his bizarro ideas.
Bizarro 😂 😂 That proper made me laugh!! Yeah, what's going on with these DIY tacky tit homeware items he drums up.... Someone give him a Blue Peter badge and let's move the fk on!! 🤣 🤣
 
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An abstract print with a traditional frame?

How the duck is he dubbed a design expert?
 
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Still convinced he's in his 50's huh? :ROFLMAO:
Without a doubt! 😂
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I’ve gave up watching him now tbf , once they become overexposed it puts me off, when will he announce his relationship with Luke ? They’ve both very understanding partners don’t you think 🤔
 
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Without a doubt! 😂
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I’ve gave up watching him now tbf , once they become overexposed it puts me off, when will he announce his relationship with Luke ? They’ve both very understanding partners don’t you think 🤔
I've said it before, but they are absolutely not in a relationship because they are both submissive bottoms.
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Maybe it's a three way thing 🤣
Good theory. Perhaps Mr. C's partner is a polygamist
 
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Maybe it's a three way thing 🤣
Ooh ! You could be right, I always found it strange why he could take off with someone half his age and his partner not bat an eyelid, same with Luke’s “ beard “ very understanding don’t you think 😂
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I've said it before, but they are absolutely not in a relationship because they are both submissive bottoms.
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Good theory. Perhaps Mr. C's partner is a polygamist
Tbf once you get over a certain age it’s all downhill 😂
 
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Ooh ! You could be right, I always found it strange why he could take off with someone half his age and his partner not bat an eyelid, same with Luke’s “ beard “ very understanding don’t you think 😂
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Tbf once you get over a certain age it’s all downhill 😂
It's because they are either asexual or bottoms. LOL

Do people actually believe Zara is Luke's beard? She always looks like she wants to slap him. Not in a sexual way, but in a "stop buying useless crap you pretentious gob" kinda way.
 
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It's because they are either asexual or bottoms. LOL

Do people actually believe Zara is Luke's beard? She always looks like she wants to slap him
I’ve always thought it, strange as it’s not unusual to be interested in multiple sexes these days, maybe it’s the age gap between Iwan and Luke that’s the problem 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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I’ve always thought it, strange as it’s not unusual to be interested in multiple sexes these days, maybe it’s the age gap between Iwan and Luke that’s the problem 🤷🏼‍♀️
Iwan has a bf called Stan and I highly doubt Stan has anything to worry about with that quiff Luke 🤣
 
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Advanced warning to any cat lovers out there
But it really annoys me when he calls his cats kittens, they're hardly little fluff ball kittens are they they're virtual adult cats now
 
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Just watched his latest car boot haul and my god he really is quite dull isn't he?
It's like watching jelly set
 
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Just watched his latest car boot haul and my god he really is quite dull isn't he?
It's like watching jelly set
He's not really evolved much. Same old cheap stuff. Another hamper? Fake flowers for outside? Really? I liked the ceiling rose and the lights but WTF is he fannying around buying tiny lavender bags? He lurches from cheap to granny to aspirational tit (his LV and Gucchi stuff). He has no clear sense of style and he buys very weird shirts. I don’t rate his fashion at all.
 
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