Mother Pukka - Anna Whitehouse

[Rosieee]

Just watched the birthday stories.... oh wow. This is SO cringe. I feel like it’s 2017 again just without racist Glen. I’d say this was the insta party with all the twats and (hopefully) she’ll do another one with real friends and family.

 

[barrrlohflaughs]

Scummy mummies make me feel ill

What’s their deal? Like, just why?! Are they mums or grandmas?

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

What’s their deal? Like, just why?! Are they mums or grandmas?

They have their own thread, mostly we are asking the same questions

 

[Bingie]

It’s up to 30 outside but at this point who cares.

There are pics of indoor dancing going on - maybe they took it in turns to go inside in groups of 6

 

[Loopy83]

What's with the dancing? Thought dancing wasnt aloud at weddings so why can they?

 

[Bingie]

Tbf it could be the birthday girl doing a slo-mo twirl in her dress, will edit my post to clarify…

 

[Stringyone]

Do you think MP was allowed a massive discount from The Ned if she could guarantee a certain number of followers would be watching?? So weird. Barely seemed to be any non insta ‘friends’ there at all.

 

[teaandtoast8]

Do you think MP was allowed a massive discount from The Ned if she could guarantee a certain number of followers would be watching?? So weird. Barely seemed to be any non insta ‘friends’ there at all.

Not So Smug is a nasty piece of work who compared her weekend as a VIP at a posho festival to the plight of the homeless. She got away with a lot during the heyday of the instamummies

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

Not So Smug is a nasty piece of work who compared her weekend as a VIP at a posho festival to the plight of the homeless. She got away with a lot during the heyday of the instamummies

Does not so smug now have her own thread? I need somewhere to vent about her!

 

[Stringyone]

Does not so smug now have her own thread? I need somewhere to vent about her!

Oh yes she certainly does. Just put the pic on here as no mention of the party on that thread yet. I’m sure there will be soon.

 

[Spiesandliea]

I’ve got such second hand embarrassment from the birthday dancing video these things are funny if you were there not posting it onto Instagram

 

[Tofuniam]

I’ve got such second hand embarrassment from the birthday dancing video these things are funny if you were there not posting it onto Instagram

I’ve got secondhand embarrassment from the sheer quantity of #content this party produced!!

 

[Antonina]

So much mutual wanking in that party - also the Scummy Mummies weren’t funny. Perhaps it was funny for those who were there but not to me!

 

[Peekaboo1234]

Her dress was stunning!

 

[MaggyMay]

That 'when I was 12' sob story was such a load of horse sh*t. MP if you want to post a thirst trap vid of you dancing in your big pink dress you can. This isn't xfactor. You don't need to attach a sob story.

 

[Howdy]

That 'when I was 12' sob story was such a load of horse sh*t. MP if you want to post a thirst trap vid of you dancing in your big pink dress you can. This isn't xfactor. You don't need to attach a sob story.

I didn't even finish reading it. They always have to be so bloody melodramatic.

 

[ewarwoowar]

The ‘I’ve not danced since I was 12’ is absolute total and utter bullsh1t…..I went to uni with her……she was always on the dance floor trying to be centre of attention!!!

 

[Pommes]

The ‘I’ve not danced since I was 12’ is absolute total and utter bullsh1t…..I went to uni with her……she was always on the dance floor trying to be centre of attention!!!

This party is screaming centre of attention. It all seems so… self-indulgent, almost?

 

[maytoseptember]

This party is screaming centre of attention. It all seems so… self-indulgent, almost?

To the extreme! I can’t imagine asking someone to film me doing a dance routine at my party wearing a frothy pink milkshake of a dress. Cringe!

 

[Pommes]

To the extreme! I can’t imagine asking someone to film me doing a dance routine at my party wearing a frothy pink milkshake of a dress. Cringe!

Gone are the days that she was showing her ‘gusset’ with her baby on changing room floors!