I notice she always adds in odd detailsIt’s like she types out what she wants to say then runs it through a thesaurus app to make her sound clever!
It was visceral!I notice she always adds in odd details
I saw a clip of her talking about the engagement and she said something along the lines of ‘ we were drinking Chang beer in white plastic chairs’
it’s like she’s making fun of the working class?
YES! That part made me turn myself inside out from the cringiness. It’s so ‘we are doing our very best to fast forward this relationship to a deeply intimate one, like we’ve been together 20 years’. When in reality they don’t know each other at all. I bet they had ‘their song’ 3 weeks after the first date and cemented pet names a week after thatDid anyone else just absolutely cringe when she talked about her and Olly holding their hands on each other’s chests to calm their breathing? And the constant mention of “calming your central nervous system”. I don’t understand what she’s saying. He sounds like such a walking red flag.
Maybe her nervous system is shot to pieces because she knows she’s making a series of stupid decisions!Did anyone else just absolutely cringe when she talked about her and Olly holding their hands on each other’s chests to calm their breathing? And the constant mention of “calming your central nervous system”. I don’t understand what she’s saying. He sounds like such a walking red flag.
Imagine what her poor kids are going to think when they are old enough to read all that. She’s so short sighted when it comes to this sort of thing.The smugness of, “we are doing divorce remarkably and showing everyone it doesn’t have to be toxic beyond irretrievably damaged” bollocks was all mooted the moment she started referring to Matt as her Ex bad at the sex. She doesn’t even refer to him by name, the guy whom she used for content and as a co-author of her shit books.
Oh I know! What the actual fuck are they so stressed about that they are pulling shit like that?Did anyone else just absolutely cringe when she talked about her and Olly holding their hands on each other’s chests to calm their breathing? And the constant mention of “calming your central nervous system”. I don’t understand what she’s saying. He sounds like such a walking red flag.
What fucking hole? The one caused by the bomb she’s just thrown into her children’s lives?Ewww SO cringe. And something like ‘I needed him to just sit in the hole with me’. She always uses that bloody phrase.
Who is calming their nervous system.?What fucking hole? The one caused by the bomb she’s just thrown into her children’s lives?
I was merrily reading and wasn't expecting that segueIt’s like she’s swallowed a thesaurus..
Should have swallowed his jizz as her girls wouldn’t be facing a step sibling and throwing their lives into chaos.
Cringe? I actually vommed when I heard this partDid anyone else just absolutely cringe when she talked about her and Olly holding their hands on each other’s chests to calm their breathing? And the constant mention of “calming your central nervous system”. I don’t understand what she’s saying. He sounds like such a walking red flag.
He certainly got up in her holeEwww SO cringe. And something like ‘I needed him to just sit in the hole with me’. She always uses that bloody phrase.
If they were poor they’d both have just had a fag.Did anyone else just absolutely cringe when she talked about her and Olly holding their hands on each other’s chests to calm their breathing? And the constant mention of “calming your central nervous system”. I don’t understand what she’s saying. He sounds like such a walking red flag.
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