Missgreedyshome #28 Flashing her belly but incapable of life, H you are crazy making her your wife!

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Winning thread courtesy of @OleTed
Not done one of these for a long time! Hopefully I've got all the relevant updates from the last thread.
Not in any particular order:

Greedy has been pregnant for at least 84 years
We are being subjected to vom fest slushy love & bump posts on the daily
She's pregnant
Penfold is still her doormat lackey
Penfold forever kissing and holding Greeds bump
She's pregnant
Been on breaks away for the 10,00000000 time
Had a baby shower, Solomon and death sister Jem not included
She's pregnant
Had a rant over the consultant led appointment as consultant thought H was her sister so got her knickers in a twist and binned him off
Made a video of herself half naked showing off her bump and flicking her middle finger to a "Troll" who said her arse was bigger than her bump
Greedy is regularly doing "get ready with me" videos
ADs are in full force due to Black Friday
Revealed part of the old folks home nursery with a weirdly hung cloud painting
She's pregnant
Admitted she starved herself during her previous pregnancy(s) to get back into her size 8 white jeans after giving birth
Baby's nickname is Bear but could be a clue about the name (?)
New kitchen but never seem to cook at home, always eating out at the pub or restaurants.
Penfold still boozing at every opportunity, whilst Greedy always makes a point in showing us she has alternative 0.00% alcohol free drinks which resemble the real thing
She's pregnant
Still on the beg
Giving discount codes for a bag which could save you £94 but said bag was £295 but failed to mention that bit
Penfold giving us daily insights into her fashion choices thinking she's got the look when she clearly hasn't, wearing clothes that are too tight and 2 sizes too small.
They both have the fashion sense of getting dressed in a power cut
Revealed crap new dining table and chairs, with only 4 chairs when soon to be a family of 5
House still a tit hole and nothing goes decor wise or compliments it
She's going on maternity leave shortly
And incase you didn't know, she's pregnant

 

[DeeSeni Noooo]

Just watched the "Baking with Brody" reel and Greeds calls him baby bear. Then shes shows the nursery with Bear clothing and bear emoji. Is she trying to have her own version of Hunchfarm and Pickle cottage? Don't get this bear obsession at all.

Thread suggestion:
Greedylocks and the 3 bears.

 

[WendyW]

Is she pregnant?

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

Winning thread courtesy of @OleTed
Not done one of these for a long time! Hopefully I've got all the relevant updates from the last thread.
Not in any particular order:

Greedy has been pregnant for at least 84 years
We are being subjected to vom fest slushy love & bump posts on the daily
She's pregnant
Penfold is still her doormat lackey
Penfold forever kissing and holding Greeds bump
She's pregnant
Been on breaks away for the 10,00000000 time
Had a baby shower, Solomon and death sister Jem not included
She's pregnant
Had a rant over the consultant led appointment as consultant thought H was her sister so got her knickers in a twist and binned him off
Made a video of herself half naked showing off her bump and flicking her middle finger to a "Troll" who said her arse was bigger than her bump
Greedy is regularly doing "get ready with me" videos
ADs are in full force due to Black Friday
Revealed part of the old folks home nursery with a weirdly hung cloud painting
She's pregnant
Admitted she starved herself during her previous pregnancy(s) to get back into her size 8 white jeans after giving birth
Baby's nickname is Bear but could be a clue about the name (?)
New kitchen but never seem to cook at home, always eating out at the pub or restaurants.
Penfold still boozing at every opportunity, whilst Greedy always makes a point in showing us she has alternative 0.00% alcohol free drinks which resemble the real thing
She's pregnant
Still on the beg
Giving discount codes for a bag which could save you £94 but said bag was £295 but failed to mention that bit
Penfold giving us daily insights into her fashion choices thinking she's got the look when she clearly hasn't, wearing clothes that are too tight and 2 sizes too small.
They both have the fashion sense of getting dressed in a power cut
Revealed crap new dining table and chairs, with only 4 chairs when soon to be a family of 5
House still a tit hole and nothing goes decor wise or compliments it
She's going on maternity leave shortly
And incase you didn't know, she's pregnant

Thank You for starting a new thread @Tootle Pip Wiz your recap is absolutely brilliant

Why is Greedy hanging up the baby sleep-suits like she hasn’t got 12 empty draws to use that cost her over 1k You would think she didn’t already have not one but two babies already! 🫠

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Winning thread courtesy of @OleTed
Not done one of these for a long time! Hopefully I've got all the relevant updates from the last thread.
Not in any particular order:

Greedy has been pregnant for at least 84 years
We are being subjected to vom fest slushy love & bump posts on the daily
She's pregnant
Penfold is still her doormat lackey
Penfold forever kissing and holding Greeds bump
She's pregnant
Been on breaks away for the 10,00000000 time
Had a baby shower, Solomon and death sister Jem not included
She's pregnant
Had a rant over the consultant led appointment as consultant thought H was her sister so got her knickers in a twist and binned him off
Made a video of herself half naked showing off her bump and flicking her middle finger to a "Troll" who said her arse was bigger than her bump
Greedy is regularly doing "get ready with me" videos
ADs are in full force due to Black Friday
Revealed part of the old folks home nursery with a weirdly hung cloud painting
She's pregnant
Admitted she starved herself during her previous pregnancy(s) to get back into her size 8 white jeans after giving birth
Baby's nickname is Bear but could be a clue about the name (?)
New kitchen but never seem to cook at home, always eating out at the pub or restaurants.
Penfold still boozing at every opportunity, whilst Greedy always makes a point in showing us she has alternative 0.00% alcohol free drinks which resemble the real thing
She's pregnant
Still on the beg
Giving discount codes for a bag which could save you £94 but said bag was £295 but failed to mention that bit
Penfold giving us daily insights into her fashion choices thinking she's got the look when she clearly hasn't, wearing clothes that are too tight and 2 sizes too small.
They both have the fashion sense of getting dressed in a power cut
Revealed crap new dining table and chairs, with only 4 chairs when soon to be a family of 5
House still a tit hole and nothing goes decor wise or compliments it
She's going on maternity leave shortly
And incase you didn't know, she's pregnant

I love being able to jump in and out (months apart) and nothing has changed. Same old same. Thanks for the great summary

 

[liltatling]

I'm glad I read the recap....I wasn't sure if she was pregnant.

Why is she trying to make 'baby bear' a thing. It sounded so fake when she called him that on the baking reel

 

[Pollypocket7]

The baking video with broody makes me gag! For a child he isn’t cute or funny! Whenever I see him I just have to skip past I know you shouldn’t say it but he isn’t a very likeable child

 

[WendyW]

More videos in her underwear, what a treat I personally know how to get dressed and am able to do it alone, perhaps you should try it too Greedy Guts??? Just a bleeping thought….

 

[tadhg]

The baking video with broody makes me gag! For a child he isn’t cute or funny! Whenever I see him I just have to skip past I know you shouldn’t say it but he isn’t a very likeable child

He talks like he a baby!! Seem a really annoying kid

 

[inthelightofday27]

Must be nice to have all day every day to have a nursery finished and be able to spend time in there. Don’t know about you lot but I’ve never had a nursery complete and as perfect looking as that before baby was born as I have had one of those things that pay the bills….. what’s it called….. oh yes, a full time job!


Also, the overuse of the 🥲🥹 emojis gives me hives, she seems to be one of the worst influenzas for it!

 

[Regina Phalange 1]

I’ve never had a nursery. All 3 of mine had a cot in the junk/spare room until they went in a bed.
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The baking video with broody makes me gag! For a child he isn’t cute or funny! Whenever I see him I just have to skip past I know you shouldn’t say it but he isn’t a very likeable child

I feel like a lot of the insta kids are unlikeable & I think it’s just because they’ve grown up in front of a camera being told to perform, told if they ask for and say the right things & they will be given things for free. They are growing up entitled. Never learning to work hard for what they want. Away from this influencer world he probably would’ve grown into a nice boy.

 

[welshgirl2021]

He talks like he a baby!! Seem a really annoying kid

Lucky he didn’t drop the f bomb

 

[WendyW]

Lucky he didn’t drop the f bomb

Oh he prob did numerous times, re-take number 15…..

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Thank You for starting a new thread @Tootle Pip Wiz your recap is absolutely brilliant

I love being able to jump in and out (months apart) and nothing has changed. Same old same. Thanks for the great summary

Thanks my lovely trolls, been a long time since I last made a new thread!
I'm off to celebrate with a 0.0% bottle of beer and fajita pasta.

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Winning thread courtesy of @OleTed
Not done one of these for a long time! Hopefully I've got all the relevant updates from the last thread.
Not in any particular order:

Greedy has been pregnant for at least 84 years
We are being subjected to vom fest slushy love & bump posts on the daily
She's pregnant
Penfold is still her doormat lackey
Penfold forever kissing and holding Greeds bump
She's pregnant
Been on breaks away for the 10,00000000 time
Had a baby shower, Solomon and death sister Jem not included
She's pregnant
Had a rant over the consultant led appointment as consultant thought H was her sister so got her knickers in a twist and binned him off
Made a video of herself half naked showing off her bump and flicking her middle finger to a "Troll" who said her arse was bigger than her bump
Greedy is regularly doing "get ready with me" videos
ADs are in full force due to Black Friday
Revealed part of the old folks home nursery with a weirdly hung cloud painting
She's pregnant
Admitted she starved herself during her previous pregnancy(s) to get back into her size 8 white jeans after giving birth
Baby's nickname is Bear but could be a clue about the name (?)
New kitchen but never seem to cook at home, always eating out at the pub or restaurants.
Penfold still boozing at every opportunity, whilst Greedy always makes a point in showing us she has alternative 0.00% alcohol free drinks which resemble the real thing
She's pregnant
Still on the beg
Giving discount codes for a bag which could save you £94 but said bag was £295 but failed to mention that bit
Penfold giving us daily insights into her fashion choices thinking she's got the look when she clearly hasn't, wearing clothes that are too tight and 2 sizes too small.
They both have the fashion sense of getting dressed in a power cut
Revealed crap new dining table and chairs, with only 4 chairs when soon to be a family of 5
House still a tit hole and nothing goes decor wise or compliments it
She's going on maternity leave shortly
And incase you didn't know, she's pregnant

Outstanding. Clap your grabby tappy hands together and have yourself a bucktooth slurp.

 

[Retro80s]

I love being able to jump in and out (months apart) and nothing has changed. Same old same. Thanks for the great summary

Same here, nothing new happens really does it!

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Sick of seeing her flat flabby arse & saggy belly in her underwear & the same boring jumper dress in every other bland colour with her trainer socks & slippers
Bore off greedy.

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

What’s her problem with maternity clothes?
I don’t get it at all she either sizes up or stays true to size! (a size 12) What is the issue with buying clothes that comfortably fit your bump

The first photo is from early October & the second from late November it looks like she has been editing so she has a “perfect bump”!

 

[Kelsmith346]

Clearly edited

 

[Nic31]

Sick of seeing her flat flabby arse & saggy belly in her underwear & the same boring jumper dress in every other bland colour with her trainer socks & slippers
Bore off greedy.

Going to be unbareable after it's here too! I can imagine the 'I've never really loved my body after having children but now im learning to love it' bla bla bla 10 pictures of her in her underwater talking about how to love your body after child birth and body positivity again