The two Godfathers look so uncomfortable and confused, like they don’t even know why they’re there or have been asked to be Godfather.
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not-a-medical-Dr Jessica Taylor monetising the Russell Brand and David Walliams news is disgusting. She forced her vulnerable employees to sign an NDA to stop them whistle blowing. She threatened survivors of sexual abuse to sue them for “every single one of their assets” if they spoke up. She is one of the most dangerous people in the VAWG sector and does so much harm to women and girls.
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Do we really believe he's in 12 month baby grows? He's 4 months, surely he isn't that big? I could be totally wrong though. 
I don’t believe that for one minute. She will be exaggerating as per to make out he’s so big and keeps saying he has humungous feetDo we really believe he's in 12 month baby grows? He's 4 months, surely he isn't that big? I could be totally wrong though.
his feet look normal size to me. It’s always her mum that is buying clothes and items for baby. Why can’t she buy them herself instead of spending all her money on unnecessary rubbish she doesn’t need. That jacket looks cheap and tacky.
Did anyone notice there was no sign of her mum at the christening or did I miss something
Very strange if she wasn’t there.
The red ribbon tied round the cot on that contraption.. bad enough having that but now a piece of ribbon!! Shes asking for trouble
Can’t believe she has her mum stay over so she can get a good nights sleep. How do other single mums go on. She expects others to help her all the time. All part of being a mum but instead she would rather her poor mum get a disturbed sleep. She is so selfish
She has never had a full day with him alone. If not family she ropes the strangers (sorry, new neighbours) in to help. As someone who desperately wants a baby and can't have one I find it so hard to watch. He doesn't fit in with her lifestyle.
Another bottle of perfume!!that she obviously doesn't need and yet more clothes, she's going to be like out Lynsey_queenofclean, who will be having yet another clear out video soon of their endless buy of clothes. Her amazon pot must be a big pot that she does with the savings app, as surely she's not bringing in the same amount of money when she was working. She so desperately wants to work on her instagram account full time and give up working in superdrug
That country abode was her dad’s best friend, Roger’s place, I think. It’s where her dad stays and were she stayed when she had to escape the house share for a while…and why Roger is one of the godfathers. 
She really chose a nice variety of godparents. Two real ones, two for fame, two for name dropping and two for riches.
Her mum was in the photos so was definitely there but what about all her friend/co workers/insta buddies?
I can’t believe she is going to use that massive cheap dog blanket on Alistair. Does she think that the fibres and chemicals used for DOGS are going to be safe for a baby??! I’m terrified he is going to suffocate.
She really chose a nice variety of godparents. Two real ones, two for fame, two for name dropping and two for riches.Her mum was in the photos so was definitely there but what about all her friend/co workers/insta buddies?
I can’t believe she is going to use that massive cheap dog blanket on Alistair. Does she think that the fibres and chemicals used for DOGS are going to be safe for a baby??! I’m terrified he is going to suffocate.
That babys flat head is one of worst ive ever seen. i know it doesnt effect them and its just cosmetic but still 
Not only does he apparently wear clothes for a baby twice his age but he’s now ‘crawling’. The most advanced baby ever
I just can’t get over her lack of interest in spending time with him. She shoves him in a bouncer in front of the tv just so she can film herself for Instagram. He reacts totally differently to those people that actually bounce him on their knee and interact with him. All you get from her is “say good morning everyone”. She complains he’s growing up too fast but just wants to offload him onto anyone else the first opportunity she gets.
I just can’t get over her lack of interest in spending time with him. She shoves him in a bouncer in front of the tv just so she can film herself for Instagram. He reacts totally differently to those people that actually bounce him on their knee and interact with him. All you get from her is “say good morning everyone”. She complains he’s growing up too fast but just wants to offload him onto anyone else the first opportunity she gets.
Lots of babies pull themselves around from about 3/4 months, this is not crawling!
So now she's getting him a pen
So now she's getting him a pen
He’s not crawling ffs
That’s what babies do at that age. They try to move around. My grandaughter was crawling at 5 months and walked at 7 months. She seems to be very deluded as to what babies can do at what ages. He’s a long way from crawling Laura. He has only just learned how to roll over.
I must be honest I have never seen a baby’s head so flat either. She spends no time with him. It’s all about getting others to babysit whilst she goes about her day. Looking for stupid deals on Amazon which people are perfectly capable of finding themselves. Surely she can’t make much doing that. Thats not a job surely
It’s just the way she always plonks him in that pushchair or lays him on that mat she doesn’t seem to interact. The most interaction he gets is with his nana or the friend next door she’s known 5 mins or one of he friends who she calls on to look after him. She has no maternal instinct whatsoever and that voice of hers is just super cringe when talking to poor wee man.
those baby grows are massive on him. She is clueless.
wtf why is she getting him a playpen
That’s what babies do at that age. They try to move around. My grandaughter was crawling at 5 months and walked at 7 months. She seems to be very deluded as to what babies can do at what ages. He’s a long way from crawling Laura. He has only just learned how to roll over.
I must be honest I have never seen a baby’s head so flat either. She spends no time with him. It’s all about getting others to babysit whilst she goes about her day. Looking for stupid deals on Amazon which people are perfectly capable of finding themselves. Surely she can’t make much doing that. Thats not a job surely
It’s just the way she always plonks him in that pushchair or lays him on that mat she doesn’t seem to interact. The most interaction he gets is with his nana or the friend next door she’s known 5 mins or one of he friends who she calls on to look after him. She has no maternal instinct whatsoever and that voice of hers is just super cringe when talking to poor wee man.
those baby grows are massive on him. She is clueless.
wtf why is she getting him a playpen
I’m a single Mum, so I do understand the need some days to have a break, especially when you’re tired and have had no sleep, shower, food.
But honestly, in the rare moments where I’d get a break when mine were tiny- I would eat, sleep, shower, do laundry and if I was feeling wild I might go to the supermarket to pick up some nappies and milk!
I just cannot fathom having the time or the headspace to sit linking tit deals that would earn me pennies. Many of us dream on maternity leave of carving out a career that allows us to stay at home, but this isn’t it!
It’s heartbreaking because all of the effort she puts into this rubbish, constantly entertaining these people who she thinks will make her insta famous and basically trying to become an influencer… is time she isn’t spending with him. And I say that as someone who struggled massively with the newborn stages.
But honestly, in the rare moments where I’d get a break when mine were tiny- I would eat, sleep, shower, do laundry and if I was feeling wild I might go to the supermarket to pick up some nappies and milk!
I just cannot fathom having the time or the headspace to sit linking tit deals that would earn me pennies. Many of us dream on maternity leave of carving out a career that allows us to stay at home, but this isn’t it!
It’s heartbreaking because all of the effort she puts into this rubbish, constantly entertaining these people who she thinks will make her insta famous and basically trying to become an influencer… is time she isn’t spending with him. And I say that as someone who struggled massively with the newborn stages.
She’s bought him a walker now!
Her Mum’s staying over to do the night feeds but it’s okay because Laura wakes up anyway because she’s a MUM
Her Mum’s staying over to do the night feeds but it’s okay because Laura wakes up anyway because she’s a MUM
Just couldn’t make it up. Why is she buying him a walker. He’s 4 months old. She should be starting to get him on solids now.
Her poor mum is a mug. Let her get up and see to him. He is her baby not her mums. She needs to be a mother instead of getting her mum to deal with it all. Expecting your mum to get up in the night to me is so very selfish. She’s just a spoilt cat expects everyone to run after her
Her poor mum is a mug. Let her get up and see to him. He is her baby not her mums. She needs to be a mother instead of getting her mum to deal with it all. Expecting your mum to get up in the night to me is so very selfish. She’s just a spoilt cat expects everyone to run after her
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4 months old in a walker? She's asking for trouble. My jaw hit the floor!
Amber teething anklet ffs 
so unsafe
so unsafeAnd straight out of the Amazon packaging and onto his skin. No sterilisation. I know that these kinds of things aren’t designed for babies to put in their mouths but seriously?
She's one of those that has shown on her stories who wears her clothes straight out of the packaging,yes for a try on ,but then not washing things if you then decide to keep them before wearing them or bedding straight on the bed which she's shown again without washing, sorry that's a no from me
That event looked awful, crowded and noisy. Did she go alone, expecting people to be all over her, because she’s mumma shopper
Hope it was worth dumping her baby on her mum AGAIN
Hope it was worth dumping her baby on her mum AGAIN