Miss Shopper

[Oh no she didn't...]

So it's the big day - More for her than the baby clearly with her 'celeb' godparents and hair & nails.
'I want Alistair to have the best memories to look back on' - he's 4 months old
Why did she sleep in the kitchen and not in the babies room with him, and why oh why is Dodgy Dave Solomon topless

 

[Franklymydear]

FFS that christening was it basically cos she will never have a wedding

 

[Karen826]

Ffs stood with 2 celebs beside her and the man she has probably known for years pushed to the side. 4 godfathersShe is unbelievable. Why has she even asked them to be godparents. She hardly knows them
It’s super cringey and she invites them to stay in her flat. She is one weird weird woman. She thinks she’s a celebrity. Big fancy do is all for show for the gram. She’s not even holy or a church goer. The only time she ever mentions Gods name is in blaspheme.
She looked like she was at a wedding with the hairpiece and everything.
None of it was for Alistair. It was all for his spoilt attention seeking immature mother.

 

[spongey]

I was confused when she said she needed a desk set up for work because I thought she worked in Superdrug but she literally means finding Amazon deals and she needs no less than 3 screens to do that... I don't know about you but I manage to find my own deals and usually on my phone

 

[spongey]

The only time she ever mentions Gods name is in blaspheme.

This is exactly what I thought too. It's a horrible, lazy turn of phrase, no matter what your beliefs are, and she uses it SO MUCH.

 

[jasper12]

I was confused when she said she needed a desk set up for work because I thought she worked in Superdrug but she literally means finding Amazon deals and she needs no less than 3 screens to do that... I don't know about you but I manage to find my own deals and usually on my phone

Has she ordered another tv? For someone who's not working she's continually buying clothes etc.yes I'm the same have my phone and ipad, why she needs three is a bit much,unless she calls this working from home

 

[RubyTuesday39]

She lives alone, why does she need a tv in the bedroom as well as the living room? Spending money on non essentials again

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

She lives alone, why does she need a tv in the bedroom as well as the living room? Spending money on non essentials again

Also the living room TV is on wheels, which when she was showing us the stand she said she didn't need 2 TVs as she can wheel the TV into the bedroom as she needs....

Also a Piper for a christening....

 

[Karen826]

Yes a piper for a christening is just way OTT. So Solomon used his god fathers big house and grounds for the photo shoot. She knew exactly what she was doing when she asked him to be a godfather.
Did she just say her mum is coming over to babysit coz it’s mummy’s busiest 2 days of the year prime day. Can she not look at Amazon with her son there? Like why does she need her mum. It’s not like she’s working hard from home she is doing crappy links that we all know how to get.
Wtf she must live in cloud cuckoo land. Do people actually ask her for links on Amazon? I can just go on myself and find great deals it’s not hard to do. That’s not a job it’s a hobby she has. Like come on who is that gullible they can’t find their own things on Amazon.
She must be living on UC. She is sooo cringey.
It’s all crap that she shows too.
Why doesn’t she give the baby to her dad to spend time with if she can’t be bothered to look after him herself. Her mum can see him anytime. Very strange set up.

 

[Tittlelife]

Shes not spending much time with favver to say she was so excited to see him and missed him lots.. hes probably sick of her mit no doubt

 

[jasper12]

For goodness sake so she's now got a TV in the living room,just bought another massive TV for her bedroom and now got this massive Amazon echo thing whatever it's called,( I get that she didn't pay for that) but was it really essential for her to get it? plus three computers??! Maybe she should send the TV she got for the bedroom back and put the Amazon echo thingy in her bedroom instead,as it's not as if her rooms are so far apart

 

[jasper12]

Shes not spending much time with favver to say she was so excited to see him and missed him lots.. hes probably sick of her mit no doubt

Maybe he's secretly delighted as she's been ever so busy with christening,and Amazon,so she's not constantly videoing him,apart from the first cringe meeting up and some photos of said christening

 

[Karen826]

Why is she getting her dad to extend baby’s changing unit. She is just so demanding of him. Then filming him telling him to hoover up his mess. If I was her dad I would tell her to stick it. She does it every time she films him. Humiliates him! She such a spoilt cat.
So now she hasn’t just got all the screens and tvs she now has the latest echo show courtesy of favver.
She looks at deals on amazon which is the simplist thing in the world to do and makes out it’s some big job that’s she doing for everyone.
Imagine filming the Amazon delivery man and giggling like a school girl.
She buys so much tit that she doesn’t even need.
I thought she said before that that accomodation was only temporary? Never know what to believe with her.
Her dad always looks miserable and we all know why

 

[Tittlelife]

Aw so nice to see she has her priorities in order and has a dedicated monzo pot for her baby... oh wait..
One of the first things I did was open an account/savings pot for my bubba wether i can afford £5 a month or £50 it all adds up for their future.

 

[summerfiggypudding]

She’s so bizarre! I’ve said it before but the Amazon links have no consistency to them. Today theres been toiletries, a sex toy/massage gun, laundry products! And what is the need for all of the screens?! Everything she is doing can be done on her phone. I bet she’s making out to her Dad she’s a business woman.
Second time he’s visited and step mum hasn’t joined…

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Not only does she not have a pot for the baby, she has a pot for debt as well as for Amazon. Wouldn’t it make sense to rein in her spending and clear her debts. Or is she expecting daddy to sort that out for her

 

[Karen826]

So that cj wizz or whatever he is called is well known too with a large following on insta. I remember when she went up and randomly approached him and then latched onto him. Same as with Soloman and the tube guy and Robert bent. She is such a strange person.
Just seen the Christening on cjwizz page. My goodness what one big fake farse that was. From a woman who hasn’t got a religious bone in her body and uses the lords name daily in vain I find it discusting. That was just one big OTT set up for attention gifts and views on insta. Set up of a wedding and miss attention seeker doing a speech. Ffs who does that for a christening she is a joke!
So father is off home now and Laura being dramatic saying she hasn’t had any quality time with him. Well perhaps if she got of her lazy backside and stopped all these silly pointless links for a few days she would easily of had the time. Also getting her dad to raise her sofa and make babys changing mat bigger. She always has the poor man working when he comes over.
Yes no word of (mom) as she calls her. Can’t blame the woman for not coming with her husband. She probably can’t bear to be in Laura’s company she is so patronising loud and needy. I know I couldn’t bear to be around a woman like her. Her loud chavvy voice would grate on anyone.
Her dad seems lovely. Shame can’t say the same about his daughter.

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

Is it just me or was the way she had used clothes pegs to peg that fleece blanket to the babys swing extremely dangerous, it was right up at his face, it makes me mad!

 

[Karen826]

Is it just me or was the way she had used clothes pegs to peg that fleece blanket to the babys swing extremely dangerous, it was right up at his face, it makes me mad!

Wow just seen that. She is seriously so uneducated about babies and lacking any common sense. A big smothering risk. Allow him to kick it off for goodness sake that what babies do. He’s probably too hot aswell she seems obsessed with putting blankets round him and these Muslim cloths. If someone said anything she would tell them where to go as she thinks she is the big no it all about everything.
How has the rug in a 4 month old babies room got battered? Sounds like nana bought the new rug for her.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Just seen her reel of the christening! So cringe and over the top. It was more like a wedding. There’s no way she could have afforded all that. She looked surprised when she walked into the venue so she obviously left the decorations for others to do. If her dad was happy to hand over that kind of money it would have been better spent going into a savings pot for the little lad.
Also, please tell me I wasn’t the only one who hoped the baby was going to puke over dirty Dave when he held him up in the air