Miss Shopper

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Nice to see she’s feeling okay today, well it is the weekend after all 🙄
Yes she is so predictable. Out and about yesterday on her own and absolutely fine. Munching into a large waffle and shopping. Of course she has to mention the baby kicking annoying her. Always has to mention the pregnancy in some dramatic way. Baby’s kick and turn etc. Get over it Laura.
What in the name of the wee man is she doing buying a pair of scruffy second hand trainers for £2. No doubt she will be painting them. More like her to buy stuff for her baby and put her time into preparing for that. She is such a weird self absorbed woman.
Sorry but I just can’t imagine her as a mother the way she is. It’s going to be interesting for sure.
Oh just encase you guys don’t know, she is on a game show on ITV tonight called “the floor”.
She loves to make a big issue over it🙄
 
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She seems weirdly detached from the pregnancy in the sense that she doesn’t seem to realise there will be a baby at the end, all being well 🙏. I remember when I was pregnant and at her stage I started to buy little bits for the baby and loved it- whereas she’s still buying junk.

I wonder if all the sickness chat is because she’s been signed off work so needs to exaggerate how bad it is.

Has she mentioned plans of housing after the baby is born? Once you have a MATB1 you can give this to the local authority and they can look at your housing application? Surely this is more of a priority than painting trainers.
 
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Don't think for once did she mention £10 Tuesday. It's going to be a real eye opener to her once this baby is born
 
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Don't think for once did she mention £10 Tuesday. It's going to be a real eye opener to her once this baby is born
Yes I noticed that too and last Tuesday she didn’t either.
Still coming on and making an issue out of how she is supposedly feeling. She can switch it on and off like a tap hence why I believe a lot of it is put on for attention. Also thought she got medication yesterday yet this morning she’s on doing the hand movement and the swallowing hard🙄
She most definately is in for a very big shock when this baby arrives. She will have all the family and friends fussing around her. Very needy woman. Her dads best mate had to run her to the hospital yesterday. Like wtf she can drive fine it’s all needy attention seeking nonsense. She can drive to Solomans fine she can drive to the opening of a home bargains, she can drive fine to the waffle place on a party day. Absolute fake she is!
 
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It's the fact that she's said she's not bought anything for the baby, and she's what 5/6 months along? I find that very bizarre. Even me who has never had children now early 50's & still happily single and child free,if I'd ever found myself in her position, I'd start buying bits and pieces, as she's going to find out having a child is a very costly and life changing event
 
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Did I hear her correctly? She’s going to add a baby item to her baby wish list 🤔 so she’s buying herself new things everyday but doesn’t seem to have bought her child anything yet, and expects everyone else to fund that when she seems to have an unlimited pot for herself 🤦‍♀️
 
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Did I hear her correctly? She’s going to add a baby item to her baby wish list 🤔 so she’s buying herself new things everyday but doesn’t seem to have bought her child anything yet, and expects everyone else to fund that when she seems to have an unlimited pot for herself 🤦‍♀️
Yes that’s just disgusting she is doing a wish list for everyone else to buy yet is buying cheap unnecessary crap every day of the week for herself. The woman is nothing but an attention seeking beg. She looks about 5 months on so should be well organised by now.
Having a baby is the most magical thing in the world and preparing for baby’s arrival is exciting.
She seems to just sit on her backside or in her bed feeling sorry for herself. She needs to get a grip of herself and find a house to live in and buy stuff for her baby.
I really really can’t imagine her as a mum she is so self absorbed and desperate for attention.
I see she managed to go to that waffle place again yesterday and was absolutely fine and drove there on her own. Why does dads best friend, aunty Helen and long lost Dr Auntie have to drive her to hospital and other places. Honestly this woman is a great actress.
A baby wish list is disgusting😡
 
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Did I hear her correctly? She’s going to add a baby item to her baby wish list 🤔 so she’s buying herself new things everyday but doesn’t seem to have bought her child anything yet, and expects everyone else to fund that when she seems to have an unlimited pot for herself 🤦‍♀️
She's probably expecting her father to help out, what i also thought my mouth dropped open in shock when she said she rubs the stretch marks oil on her stomach in the kitchen, considering she lives in a shared house, you would expect to do that in her bedroom/bathroom. I hope to god she wants until everyone else has gone to work
 
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She's probably expecting her father to help out, what i also thought my mouth dropped open in shock when she said she rubs the stretch marks oil on her stomach in the kitchen, considering she lives in a shared house, you would expect to do that in her bedroom/bathroom. I hope to god she wants until everyone else has gone to work
Yes favver seems loaded so she knows he will support her and it sounds like they will be there for the birth. She is so reliant on other people. She is 41 years old not a child so should be able to support herself and buy stuff for her baby.
Yes my mouth dropped too. She doesn’t seem to care and I think she would be happy if a housemate walked in when she was doing it. She loves the attention.
Look at me guys no stretch marks. She won’t be saying that after the birth.
Unbelievable how ever little thing she mentions gets tagged on Amazon🙄
 
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Back to the working week and she’s poorly again! Probably couldn’t sleep last night because she’d napped for 5 hours in the day. I thought she collected new medication last week 🙄
 
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She always seems to be going to the hospital for medication. I see the wealthy long lost aunty took her again. She was fine driving to Superdrug to say goodbye and fine singing and dancing on the way.
She is just loving all the attention. After seeing her with that baby I am even more convinced she isn’t cut out to be a mother. She just looked and sounded so awkward.
I think all she has bought for her baby is 2 big boxes of Huggies nappies. I just don’t get it. She is still buying crap that she doesn’t need for herself on the daily.
She will come on today no doubt full of woe is me with the hand twirling and hard sallows🙄
 
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She will be having a day off today then come on tomorrow saying she was in bed all day. What does the medication actually do🤔
Not much by the sounds of it but then again it’s all for attention with Laura.
See she has dropped the £10 Tuesday from Boots. Wonder if Boots pulled her up on it. Strange she didn’t even mention it🤔
 
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She's an odd one isn't she?
I only came across via her strange relationship with Papa Solomon, she's the most half-arsed 'Instagrammer' I have ever seen, she makes everything look like such hard work!

Do we know how far gone she is? She announced in October and does look around 5/6 months but the other day described herself as heavily pregnant and that she's not got long to go?! She's got a shock in store at month 8-9 if she thinks this is heavily pregnant and hard work!
 
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Wonder what happened if anything why she's no longer promoting £10 Tuesday with boots,something shes been doing a long time
 
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I just really don’t get this woman! She is the most fake drama queen.
So she goes to the waffle place all dolled up and fine showing herself in the car shades on all full of herself. Then comes on Thursday saying how sick she was after the waffle place.
Comes on this morning saying how sick she has been since waffle place on Wednesday. How sick she has been in the night and the woe is me voice how the baby is making her feel so bad.
Next thing she puts up a story of that stupid garage party with the crap so called music and announces she is going to that tomorrow.
Wtf like make it make sense. So she is going on the train to it🤔 says the woman who has been doing a fake dying duck act for the past 3 months. If she was sick and feeling so unwell as she says she is then why on earth would she even consider going to a loud banging noise of an event like that. It would be the last place she would want to go if she was unwell like she makes out.
Seems she can switch it off and on. Going on a train? Sick my backside and what is this medication she says she keeps getting from the hospital. Thought it was supposed to stop her feeling and being sick. She is one big liar. Why people can’t see through her is beyond me.
No doubt tomorrow she will show herself all dolled up on the train and do a few big hard swallows and hand twirls just to keep up the pretence. Then when she gets there she will forget to keep it up and will be her normal loud mouthed attention seeking showoff self.
She is 41 ffs. Why she would want to attend an event that is aimed at young people is beyond me. She likes to keep in with the ones who create it and make herself relevant.
Bring on tomorrow’s stories.
Should be interesting to say the least…👀
As for Boots tenner Tuesday, I think she has had a telling off from Boots or maybe Superdrug.
I have never understood why she was allowed to promote Boots when she worked for Superdrug.
 
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So here she is out and about at a Dr Beckman event in London. Her normal loud showing off self and no word of being sick or any fake swallows and dying duck voice. Spin to win and a lunch out. Not one mention of it.
Can guarantee later today or tomorrow she will be on doing her dying duck fake act again looking for attention. Right now all she wants to do is keep herself relevant with these big cleaning companies.
Absolute joke of a woman🙄
 
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If she is going to this do called garagedance thing tomorrow, with ger being heavily pregnant, being around some people are probably going to be smoking, how's she going to manage, if as she said she was sick on the train going to an event today.A Farage dance rave/party is the last place I'd go to
 
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If she is going to this do called garagedance thing tomorrow, with ger being heavily pregnant, being around some people are probably going to be smoking, how's she going to manage, if as she said she was sick on the train going to an event today.A Farage dance rave/party is the last place I'd go to
a Farage dance is the last place I’d go to as well 😆
 
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