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It will all lack flavor because they will have covid destroying what little sense of taste they had to begin with.
Apple Juice
Member
You can even see that stupid Figment hat on the webcam video of the sailaway 
2020planner
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Yeah, somehow I don't think a guy who two-finger points at everything, cries at chicken sliders, wears his magic band to Chuy's, performs one-handed claps, and waves to Mickey Mouse is going to subtly drop c*nt in his vlog. 
I think it was just his messed up way of pronouncing things - as usual.
I think it was just his messed up way of pronouncing things - as usual.
CoolWhip
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sure it’s a business for you tubers who don’t suck. He’s whining about only getting 3 reservations at a time but he can park hop so he could get at least 6 different sets of content, he doesn’t upload daily and his non-park content sucks even more than his park content. If he ran his YouTube like an actual business instead of a half assed hobby then he might get more respect.
DaveKaysChestHair
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Watching Ordinary Adventures live stream talking about Avengers Campus in Disneyland, I’m not into sending vloggers $, but after a few beers and some reefer, I felt five bucks was worth it to hear my wife laugh, hopefully it makes you guys giggle as well
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TheNextStacey
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Hey Disney and Josh D'Amaro...Look at me!
lydiadeets
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I found this gem in the comments section of Michael’s review of Citrico’s. Guess he can’t keep up with deleting negative comments! 
When I first discovered MK, I assumed he was mid-late 40s.
When I first discovered MK, I assumed he was mid-late 40s.
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Dave just posted his Miami vlog. Another lowlights edition for this 29 and a half minute vlog! I sat through it so you don't have to.
- that cringy opening. "I hope you're having a fantasic day today. Dave Kay here today."
- again only spending 1 day in Miami. For those keeping score that's less than 1 full day in consecutive days in Dallas, Philly, and Miami, with no explanation. Why not spend 2 or 3 days in each 1, then have another trip to another city later. Is he terminally ill? Is he crossing off bucket list items?
- Pointless hotel room 'tour' - 'beautiful couch, a two person couch' Doesn't believe it is fold-out.
- Can't tell if the building directly across from his window is another hotel or an office building
- shows the couch again, and clarifies it was the one he was just referring to. (in case we thought it might have 2 couches in the room)
- Calls a chair an 'individual sofa', and a bench a 'seating counter' "in case you need to put on your shoes"
- Finds the bathroom area of the room 'quite interesting'. It is long...but thin!
- Makes sure to let us know he is going to comb his hair. Hygenie is progress I suppose.
- Goes to Miami beach, hair looks mostly the same as before.
- Seems surprised how crowded Miami beach is this time of year (summer)
- Hasn't had breakfast yet and eats leftover cheesesteak sandwich he bought 1200 miles and probably 18 hours ago in Philadelphia! Its presumably ice cold as well. This one has peppers. It must be the 2nd sandwich he was so coy about in the last vlog, that was going to be information for later in the vlog.
- Hears music from a hotel or restaurant (in South Beach) "sounds like a party" "that's cool to hear".
- Goes to check out the source. Tells us he thinks it was a 'burlesque' performance as part of the restaurant's 'dining experience'. Person was lip synching. I don't think he knows what burlesque means.
- Uses his empty paper tea cup to demonstrate the wind strength since it blows over.
- Is wandering around south beach with all his luggage because he doesn't have much time here.
- Again is surprised how busy the beach it is 'on a weekend' and not even a holiday.
- Speculates on whether or not the chairs and umbrellas on the beach are rentals or open to anyone. Finds out they cost $20, doesn't want to pay. Also does not want to sit in the sand, so instead of getting a bit of sand on him, decides to lug all his gear back 'inland' to look at shops. Ok Anakin.
- Quickly becomes apparent he is too hot, walking in the sun with a backpack, roller bag, and vlogging himself. Needs frequent 'rest stops'. No other fool is rolling their bag down the promenade. Also knowing him, he's probably wearing jeans...in miami...in summer. In the hotel when he recorded himself in the bathroom mirror it looked like he had jeans on.
- Says the buildings remind him of what you'd see in a videogame featuring miami. (Almost as if developers use real life for reference!)
- Points camera directly at Art Deco architecture (breakwater hotel) and says he likes the modern looking buildings.
- Shows a barricaded street, and says 'it seems' that cars can't come in past this way here. No shit.
- Lets us know he is such a 'beach vibe person'.
- Looks up and sees the palm tree above him has 'some sort of fruit' growing on it, but he isn't sure what kind. I guess he doesn't know where coconuts come from.
- Then speculates it could be coconut, but also papaya or guava.
- Tries showing us a map on his phone. Uses his thumb to scroll. Can see he has a long 'cocaine' thumbnail. Gross. Now we know why he went to miami
- Sees lights wrapped around palm tree, which makes him think they 'might' light up at night.
- Music montage...actually not bad when he's not talking.
- Says it reminds him of Tampa..having the ocean right across from some larger 'skyscraper type' city buildings.
- Only Just reached the halfway point of the vlog
- Confirms he is in fact wearing jeans. Keeps having to stop in the shade. Thinks because other people are sitting in the shade too there is ‘something to be said about that Miami sunlight’
- Has to stop walking because he is exhausted.
- Sees some buildings, says they may be castles or large hotels.
- Says its cool to see the ‘water islands’ people can reside on. As opposed to what other kinds of islands?
- Now says this reminds him of north of San Francisco…Marin…some of the north bay counties. Where you can take a boat into the city. What?
- Sees a massive looking lizard, or reptile. Finds it ‘frightening’ and something to look out for. I’m guessing Iguana? He doesn’t zoom in so we can’t see it.
- Sits to rest again. Calls it ‘appreciating the ambience of the water’
- Still looking at Fisher island buildings (previously possibly castles), not he’s not sure if they are hotels, mansions, or resorts. Those would be the world’s biggest mansions Dave
- Sees a jetski go by. Imagines himself one day jetskiing out there. With ‘so much other action going on around in the water.’ But isn’t sure what the regulations are…why that’s pertinent?
- Calls a slack line, a bungee cord…balance cord line.
- Refers to ferries as ‘transit ships’
- Another music montage, but includes weird selfie shots of his face from a slight angle down looking up, with his mirrored sunglasses and a shit eating smirk on his face.
- Amazed that a marina could be so close to the beach, and “even cruise ships have their boats” here. Listen to yourself Dave.
- After doing literally nothing but walk around, he says its time to head for the ‘next adventure’ the airport
- And now we are back at the airport. He’s still flying standby and doesn’t even know if he can get on the flight. Finds out he’s too early. Has to ‘sit back and relax’. Maybe will snack on some food. Maybe even food ‘around here’. As opposed to where? You are already in the terminal. We’ll never know. He never shows us.
- Suddenly is on a plane. Then he’s back in Orlando. He’s wearing a jacket...an Amazon logo jacket. In Orlando. In summer. After being too hot in Miami all day.
- Ends the vlog saying that’s the end of the ‘adventure’ but it was a long one, and he’s ready for some rest now.
- ‘play on’ a pointless catchphrase that doesn’t even fit what his videos are.
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No way, the quality, creativity, and general level of IQ demonstrated by FRE clearly rules out either of the Kay Boys.
Twofingerpoint
Active member
Just don't get in the way of David and free water and you'll be fine.
Tomorrow is Michael's Gatorland video. He promised to go if his birthday fundraiser made enough even though he is petrified of gators. I predict squeals a-plenty and lots of drama.
On a side note, his birthday fundraiser was good. He arranged it with GKTW and had a link through them instead of doing a live with super chats as the Slackers did. All of the money went directly to GKTW. I am sure it wasn't totally selfless but still a nice deed. And probably one of the only smart moves he made with his channel in a long time. I appreciated the gesture.
On a side note, his birthday fundraiser was good. He arranged it with GKTW and had a link through them instead of doing a live with super chats as the Slackers did. All of the money went directly to GKTW. I am sure it wasn't totally selfless but still a nice deed. And probably one of the only smart moves he made with his channel in a long time. I appreciated the gesture.
DC_Darling23
Member
I will at least give Dave A LOT of credit for broadcasting he has a girlfriend… even if done in a way that makes him look so sad and desperate for love … He is at least treating her way better than Michael treated me 
( For those of you who weren’t on GG… yes I dated Michael when he was just starting all this years ago, before the creepshow he is now)
stay tuned for the “I survived dating a Kay brother trauma support group”
( For those of you who weren’t on GG… yes I dated Michael when he was just starting all this years ago, before the creepshow he is now) stay tuned for the “I survived dating a Kay brother trauma support group”
mighty the mouse
New member
I think Micheal forgets that Stacy got her job because she was an actress. It had nothing to do with Disney knowledge. She showed up auditioned and moved on to do the videos. He can have all the disney freak outs he wants but the next “Stacy” is gonna be another actress.
nogodsnomouse
Chatty Member
Something else worth noting is that, while these two are relatively small fish in the vlogger ecosystem, they still have an audience who listen to everything they say and will do whatever they recommend. While I loathe them being unvaxxed, the LEAST they could do is say, "Hey we are making that choice so we are going to need to make sure we mask up indoors." Now you've got people seeing them being unvaxxed and having spent the summer walking around unmasked. What a piss poor message to send to others who might now think it's okay to be unvaxxed and being a plague rat.
PeanutButterCup28
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Salioramus
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So I emailed DCL and of course called him out by name, asking if he fabricated that information - I'll screw up attaching the email, but the DCL rep quoted the requirements from the website and said, "As it states in the last line of that paragraph, guests who are vaccinated do not need the instant COVID test." Again, he's a dumbass
SpillTheTeaPlz
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Why do so many people assume he’s straight though? Before I found this thread I assumed he was gay and that Dave was his husband since they have the same last name. It never occurred to me they were brothers.