This sums up how it will all go down perfectly.If she’s having a birth at the Portland I’d hazard a guess there’ll be a maternity/night nanny at the very least, if not a full time one. Not that we’ll ever be told that, she’ll make out motherhood is a breeze and baby is just the best etc and make a whole host of new mums feel like tit for that very reason. She’ll also not breastfeed (although there may be some carefully curated shots at the start for insta clout) claim it’s because baby wasn’t feeding properly but the real reason will be the baby can’t be handed over if it’s on the boob