Bubble them
I feel like Jack is a mug going out working while she sits on her arse all day on her phone, but maybe he’s not all that innocent. I very much doubt she pays any tax on that artwork/hairdressing that she does, and he’s a self employed plumber who probably does cash in hand jobs so how much tax is he paying? I can’t believe massive companies are associating themselves with people like that. Not to mention the stuff she posts online like weeing in the sink and Jack’s erection! It’s disgusting.