Mason Mount

[calmyourritas]

I want to sit in his lap

I know we're trying to bring the filth but this one hurt my heart

Don’t do that to me

 

[Scuffed]

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Cant stop staring at his nipple

watching tv with husband, just checked this thread and this comment made me squeal!! What a delicious pic

 

[PunkRocker]

Saw this on insta

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I feel very attacked by this

 

[PunkRocker]

I feel like I can’t do anything today in case something happens! Help me

I'm feel like I'm writing one sentence then refreshing IG. Thought they would have shown more players coming out, disappointing. Incidentally, Marcos Alonso would probably also get it

The caption though

 

[PunkRocker]

Damnn.

Bloody hell, I was about to say I'm living clean today and getting some actual work done and then you come here with that!

 

[calmyourritas]

His family are still posting photos and videos from Ibiza with him there. Some have been timestamped, too

Oh I’ve just seen his sisters posts from today! The fact his whole family is there breaks my heart so precious

 

[jade1818]

He better do cos I can’t cope any longer!

I’m just at my mums. She lives 5 miles from St George’s Park when does World Cup training start?

god knows but I’ve told my partner if he gets us tickets I’ll shag him ever day for a week

 

[PunkRocker]

Oh my god there was just a Trivago advert on TV - apparently they have partnered up with Chelsea and there was multiple shots of Mason. I let out a little welp and told my boyfriend I had stomach ache.

This one?

This is how I felt when the Three adverts were on when Gogglebox was on, I’d always wait to fast forward the adverts until I’d seen Mason and the people I was watching it with were like wtf

I don't even remember them! They must have been before I found Mason and he was just another footballer I didn't care about! Hurts me to even think that now

 

[calmyourritas]

Right ladies, I’ll just leave this with you until this evening

The thoughts in my head right now

 

[calmyourritas]

Guys the changing room talk has got me all flustered

 

[PunkRocker]

I love meeting you on every thirsty thread

Please direct me to the rest of the thirsty threads!

 

[calmyourritas]

Oh wow, there is a longer version

Please I can’t breathe

 

[Scuffed]

If anyone needs anything to get them through the day… the thrusting before the camera goes to him oh my GOD

Thank you. All I can say is thank you

 

[PunkRocker]

I’m going to do a food shop and I swear to god by the time I return there better be some new content or there is going to be hell to pay

If there isn't, I'm going to drive down there and demand a personal apology for each of us.

 

[PunkRocker]

Thank you, Mason needs a better woman than me

We'll rebuild his trust and he'll be back round you like a dog with 2 dicks on your next Shlong Share turn!

 

[jade1818]

Someone going to sned me pics of the game lol I don’t have sky sports

 

[Scuffed]

If I didn't know better, I'd say you might have planned it!

When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)

 

[jade1818]

In need something from here I’m seeing all grealish not that i mind but I like mase now and again

 

[calmyourritas]

Get round here and give me a bloody good seeing to for starters

Honestly though I bet he is sooo good in bed

 

[Lechat]

Chelsea are playing a pre season friendly against Arsenal today but no sign of Mason