Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

Would you rather…

  • Shag Mason’s personality in Big T’s body

    Votes: 7 17.1%

  • Shag Big T’s personality in Mason’s body

    Votes: 34 82.9%
  • Total voters
    41
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jflurker93

Welcome to thread 54!
5 + 4 = 9 which isn’t 10, but what can you do.

THREAD 53 RECAP:

The last thread actually lasted longer than 24 hours for the first time in a while

We read a strange Fic about Ben being a shit dad and Mason filling his shoes #AreYouMyDaddy? #CanHeBeMine?

We all threw hands at anyone that’s slagging Mason’s perfect nose off

A really rude interviewer told Mason his goal ‘meant nothing’. The twat wants sacking.
Mason really said get fucked with his eyes.



Mason has the biggest dick in the Prem (sorry tony)

Big T has superior jollop

Gerard earned himself a slot on death row #WalkingTheMile

We’re jealous that Summer gets free Chelsea tickets and Disney events

I said Voldy had nice hair. I must have been smoking crack at the time.

Reece bought Mason some Fortnite Pants one Christmas and Chilly hasn’t seen him in them

Tik Tok teens are still making weird videos

@Chani10 has a very cute cat

@Rodney2208 had her Mason calendar delivered and I’m still wondering why I wasn’t sent one too?

We spoke about budgie smugglers and @StephenTJackson reminded us why they’re great, to quote the thirsty man himself:
“Hugs their arse cheeks so beautifully and cups their bulge perfectly to show them off”

He also said boxers just tend to “smash things down and flatten the assets”

We saw the vile photos of Pebbles again

Gary Neville has XL socks. I’m not elaborating on that any further.

@Suder34 asked me to buy her a ticket for the Chilly train and @Bumblebee81 was caught lurking around the platform after we saw the wet shorts photo

Spicy bought some clothes off a young boy and said “grey is a really really nice colour”

Mr P aka Olaf had a huff about a shower curtain pole. Mason would never.

Someone wrote a nice but strange song about Mason on twitter and Big T liked it.



I broke the stone cold hearts of the FBC with a Winter Wonderland Fic

A photo emerged of Mason and his instahoes. They look a little different than expected.



We’re all on the brink of quitting our jobs, some of the FBC partners are supportive, others not so much.

We think Mason is trying to grow his hair like Flynn Rider / Eugene from Tangled… and then established that Wee Wee aka Lewis used to dress up as him for Disney!



@cherryshade123 gave us advent day 5, although it wasn’t gut wrenching we all just imagined it was someone else in the story instead of Hendo.

@PunkRocker & @Smca53 can’t pronounce look properly

We saw an old photo of Big T with his nips out on holiday #DILF

Morrisons sell anal teasers. Who knew?



@MensaBarbie1985 man David Haye aka Monster Cock was spotted in London and Mr R came with receipts


We played a game of ‘Who are you dating?’ where we decided which photo from Masons insta we would show our friends to say who it was we were dating. It was a lovely experience to see so many photos at once.

Giovanni likes his girls clean and tight

We played the worst game of Would You Rather that I could come up with… a lot of the FBC are inbred

Mr P aka Olaf put forward another ethical conundrum as @PunkRocker called it that turned us all into pweirdos


Which brings us to our next poll

Would you rather…

Shag Mason’s personality in Big T’s body
OR
Shag Big T’s personality in Mason’s body

Personality = mind & soul so choose wisely!

Happy 54th thread bitches x
 
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Chani10

Will this new thread stop the madness? TBD.
Thanks for the recap @jflurker93 but you almost gave me a heart attack at the mention of G*ggs. It was Neville
 
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nellyloz123

Thanks for the new thread @jflurker93 and fabulous recap
Still fanning over the pic of Tony and his nips https://giphy.com/5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo
 
Reactions: 11

Bumblebee81

@jflurker93 Love this recap!

*Disclaimer* I AM NOT ON THE CHILLY TRAIN OR ANYWHERE NEAR THE PLATFORM - ISH
 
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Eden246

Love the recap @jflurker93 I voted shag Mason’s personality in big T’s body. Purely because I’m going home to shag Mason on the daily for the rest of my life so I may aswell take this one opportunity to shag Big T
 
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kria

Thanks for the new thread and recap @jflurker93 - we’re so fucking weird! https://giphy.com/26BRAAD8Cm3fPZn20
 
Reactions: 12

Suder34


I still haven’t been given the ticket After seeing the wet shorts pic https://giphy.com/3o7btQMdq4a44tXod2
 
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SmoochL

I'd probably shag Big T's personality in Mason's body, I think that will save me from Debs death stare.

@jflurker93 thanks for the new thread, love the recap
 
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keylimepie

Thank you @jflurker93 for the new thread. I’m using my human right to abstain from voting. I can’t do it
https://giphy.com/26ghtd9bGrBq9DiRa
 
Reactions: 10
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