Mason Mount #43 Had a visit from Chilly, he likes the posts about his big Willy!

[Scuffed]

I’ve given myself heartburn through the sheer excitement. I’ve had to drink a gallon of milk

I’m proper hyped!! I’ve spun Mr Scuffed some bullshit story and he stopped listening halfway through - think I’ve got away with it He’s now crashed in bed but I’m too wired! What a night!

 

[Smca53]

I haven’t got the match on because I’m invested in this Christmas film I’m currently watching

Rita I’m not sure this is approved #chelseaslut behaviour

 

[laylavd]

Ok, really late to the party but I seem to have spent the 48 hours in a very confused state..... who is Kieran Chang please?

I'd say club night promoter, clout chaser, friend of ALL the instahoes, pimp, 'mates' with lots of young England players.

Feel free to fill in any gaps guys.

 

[Chachacha123]

I think he hates me Feelings mutual tbh

I’m sure you could all do better than whoever he’s claiming to be.

 

[Scuffed]

Even my shower gel is trolling me this morning ffs!

My milk knows…..

 

[Tabbytiger]

Just caught up and I am absolutely BUZZING for the NW squad road trip!
I’ll get on the phone to the jacket suppliers PRONTO and beg them to do overtime to get us looking swish for the occasion

also why did I choose now to dissolve my lip fillers, of course the thread invader has bloody attacked with plans when I’m at my most vulnerable!! Can someone pack a ml of Juvederm while we’re at it??

 

[keylimepie]

@irishgal2013 I have deduced however that whoever @zazamagic is fucking loves a comma.

 

[irishgal2013]

I’ve got a takeaway to collect in 30mins so do spill soon.

 

[cherryshade123]

Turning 25 next month

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

Putting my fbi skills to work seeing as I couldn’t solve Zaza seeing as “it was so obvious” had a search of Ian Holmes. No Ian Holmes on mason or Voldemort following. Found an Ian hughes as a car dealer. He looks 40 and he is on private.

It’s me, I’m a twat. It is Hughes!

GB has a relative who looks like chilly

 

[Chani10]

Guess who was going to Leipzig next week but can't because they're now in lockdown!!



At least we get to joke about how their stadium is always empty or quiet so they won't notice the difference

 

[jdub]

@PunkRocker and @Suder34 We are losing them all.

I'm still here...I just watch the train as it passes. Might give it a little wave every now and then though

 

[Smca53]

The shoes come in more colours btw for anyone not ~feeling~ the black

 

[Eden246]

Alexa, play ‘Lou Bega Mambo number 5’

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

I drove past the pub my ex practically lives in and had a really big urge to drive my car into the place in the hope a few bricks crumpled onto him Anyone else think like

Yes, yes I do Only my ex has no friends so wouldn’t be found anywhere other than home or the office… when you sleep with your best mates wife for 5 years you might find they all take his side

Cannot get over the Man Utd score sorry not sorry…

Waiting on my lift to the pub now

 

[Chani10]

So happy this has happened after the beers and not before

 

[Smca53]

Yeah I don’t get it

Oh ok it turns out it’s apparently Hinge dating app. Weird choice for a Chelsea sponsor I want to date your players Chelsea not randoms ffs

 

[Suder34]

I haven’t a clue what’s happening - my elder haddled brain can’t handle this

 

[nellyloz123]

We can sort that out, your pussy wont even want mount after im done with ya

BENJAMIN

 

[kria]

Right, I may actually be losing it after this eve but I swear when I just went on my insta explore page thing there was a pic of Mase and someone else on a beach or something. It disappeared before I could click on it. Have I actually gone insane?!!!!