Martina’s Mark

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If I was in her position and had lost alot blood mid labour my priority would not be getting into the Downtown Abbey vibe nightie and getting glam for the gram. Seriously I dont know how following her would be of any benefit to an expectant mother. Thankfully baby is safe and healthy and no harm came to either.
 
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If I was in her position and had lost alot blood mid labour my priority would not be getting into the Downtown Abbey vibe nightie and getting glam for the gram. Seriously I dont know how following her would be of any benefit to an expectant mother. Thankfully baby is safe and healthy and no harm came to either.
White nighty and blood loss sure go together!
 
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Who is she trying to impress with this carry on. Its bizzare and so sad. Any mother out there already knows there's no way you would be in white straight after birth and any expectant mother would know that every hospital list specifies packing dark nighties etc for obvious reasons. I get the appeal of such photos but the day after?? Wait until your home and doll yourself up if needs be but why the desire to carry on like that while still in the hospital. Just be bleeping real.
 
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It’s all for the gram Martina should be bonding resting and all those natural things you do after giving birth. I just hope no body is influenced or feeling crappy about their lives cause they can’t get time to take a shower. It’s all fake! keep it real girls 💗
 
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It’s all for the gram Martina should be bonding resting and all those natural things you do after giving birth. I just hope no body is influenced or feeling crappy about their lives cause they can’t get time to take a shower. It’s all fake! keep it real girls 💗
everytime I stood up for the first days in hosp I felt a gush! No to mention not realising I was shitting myself after labour and pregnancy did damage to my colon and bowel (not to scare anyone this
Is because I have an underlying illness) - so it was black black black for me Christ I used be afraid to get off the bed to see what might be on it!! I don’t know why she needs all the praise from strangers it’s so odd
 
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God love her she looks absolutely wrecked . Wtf is she doing putting a full face of makeup on in the hospital still talking to the gram . It seems like she’s putting massive pressure on herself to come on . I thought she was about to burst out crying . I don’t know why these Huns feel obliged to come on ! Take time out for god sake . We don’t need to every last minute of details . Get home get settled and come on when your ready . She’s not Beyoncé ffs where the world is waiting to hear !!!
 
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Home but no name … dragging it out as predicted. And after all the validation and freebies they don’t appear to have a changing table with pee all over the couch. Ever hear of a towel or mat Martina?!🙄 Cue another couch clean or better still a free one!
 
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Sharing his name tomorrow ….. you still aren’t Beyoncé Martina 🙄
 
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The followers are worse! The comments ‘in suspense’ mother of god people catch a hold of yourselves!!
 
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But haven't you heard? She's Insta famous! 😂

Ridiculous carry on. Has she nothing better to do?
I really want to give her a slap ….. I need to not look at her!!! So infuriating about her own self importance. Newsflash no one except family cares about the sex or name of a child so get lost Martina you dose!! Yeah the followers indulging it …. Jesus!! 🤪🤪
 
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Name reveal tonight . Who’s tuning in ??? 🤣
Jesus Mary and holy St Nic …who does this wan think she is??? She can’t decide on a name but she’ll do a reveal tonight . Tune in 9pm GMT…..🤪🤯
 
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Well done
Another opportunity for her to dress up 🙄although I’m noticing no tight/non maternity/kids clothes …. Could it be Martina you jinx yourself this time around with all the bump pics and you haven’t your flat stomach ready to flaunt 2 hours after the birth 🤔😧
 
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I had a read through some of the comments under the name post and a load of commenters were sharing about their Theo's and how they chose that name for their child - how do they not realise that Martina couldn't give a flying fig about them, their children or the 'coincidence'* that they chose the same name?!

It's the Martina show. It's all about her and her fabulous fake life.

*It's beside the point but I know of 3 Theos born in the last year - it's not exactly unusual
 
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