Martha - Marthashappilyeverafter

[YoungHollywood]

Has her follower count gone up overnight?

No they have gone down they are dropping pretty steadily it seems - unsurprising as her content is boring and she is shady as anything. What’s funny is normally people stick with boring content for a long while before actively unfollowing so she has clearly reached a new level of dull or people are just sick of the ads and fakery. I’m sure she will buy a few more followers soon, she seems the type and her post engagement is dire so clearly a lot of bots.

 

[Coffeefirst19]

“Tag 3 friends”.... oh that’s sad. Don’t think she has any!

 

[Morris99]

Wasn’t she off to France ?

 

[JimmyJamJar]

Yes... what a shame

 

[Ihatepeonies]

Oh she won’t even get holiday content this year! Oh well, all is not lost! best trot around the farm taking photos of courgettes and the cat. It’s what the “audience” want!

 

[YoungHollywood]

Come on, Marth - we have thread titles lined up, give us more content to discuss....anything please other then your cat or your fruit, it’s too boring to even comment on! Maybe get Josh on the wine and give us another rant, spice it up a little (a lot)?

 

[Allthatglitters666]

It's so boring isn't it. I wonder if she will. Just call it a day

 

[Ihatepeonies]

She can’t call it a day, she’s literally built this ridiculous expensive life with ALL the high maintenance animals. There is no other way to fund this boring shitshow than take photos of herself eating overpriced yoghurt.

Bet she’s regretting announcing that she’s pulling the kids from the gram. They do make for easier content.

 

[Cocod28]

She can’t call it a day, she’s literally built this ridiculous expensive life with ALL the high maintenance animals. There is no other way to fund this boring shitshow than take photos of herself eating overpriced yoghurt.

Bet she’s regretting announcing that she’s pulling the kids from the gram. They do make for easier content.

Absolutely this!!!! Can’t show the kids so now having to show the front of the house to try desperately to keep the cash rolling in! Bring back skater boy and his rants I say!!!

 

[allybongo]

Omg she’s so dull even her own thread on here as died of boredom

 

[Ihatepeonies]

I know I can’t even snark. A pic of a cat. Weather chat. Ffs

 

[losingmymindagain]

Omg she’s so dull even her own thread on here as died of boredom

I was just thinking the same! She has honestly lost her way. Her content, well, what content? 🥱 dull dull dull!

 

[Ihatepeonies]

But she’s in a weird place because she can’t start pimping out the kids again after the whole “this is a decision josh and I have made together” announcement.

...But the children are the most interesting thing about her. Are PRs going to choose her based on recent content? You can’t portray the perfect Joules clad family when you can’t portray the family. PRs needing a thin white woman for fashion photography can find ten a penny, all with a much larger following.

Also, any fashion is at odds with her new pony tit shovelling ‘farm’ life?

 

[Ferris6]

I was just thinking the same! She has honestly lost her way. Her content, well, what content? 🥱 dull dull dull!

Her kitchen unit picture excited me .... NOT!

 

[LauraC35]

It’s “allowed” not “aloud” I know it’s petty but Martha you are an influencer....it’s your job.....you need to check things like this. As a secretary I didn’t send letters out with spelling mistakes or I’d have got the

 

[Sal288]

So they’ve got a discovery now

 

[Poptart]

Fairy lights...that camping essential....

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

Fairy lights...that camping essential....

Essential if you stage your life to make pretty unrealistic photos for Instagram

 

[ali12]

I see the kids are back

 

[Slip slip knit]

So they’ve got a discovery now

They used to have a Kia didn’t they? I’m sure she had some kind of Range Rover before before and she said it was breaking all the time