Married At First Sight Australia Season 11 (E4 pace) #7 Don't get your tits in a tangle

[IKickLikeKatya]

Yep, Lucinda. Where did I get Lauren from? Doh!

I already went who tf did I forget now???

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

These fights are so scripted

 

[Aussie]

I just wished we got it at the same time as Aus as it’s like a minefield trying to avoid spoilers on SM atm!

It is, everytime I open a tab on Google, something always pops up!

 

[me myself and karma]

Yeah I gathered that but is it a specific position or something?

I'm quite short so it's a very apt description!

 

[me myself and karma]

How much are they given to drink? (On UK one they only get 2 glasses of actual alcohol)

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Me too! She looks positively ‘buxom’

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ohh drama

 

[Now I get it]

no shit Sherlock

 

[MooBelle]

Oh God Lauren, you really do need a bra.
Dress is stunning but your boobs look like mine without a bra and I'm 25 years older.

 

[waffleberry]

Watching on catch up tonight as it's my turn to put the kids to bed but I'm thinking mini eggs and a cup of tea for my mafs snack. Or if I can be arsed, a frozen rolo yogurt (stick one in the freezer for an hour or two and sprinkle with a pinch of salt)

 

[Webster1357]

This has gotta be some kind of photoshop that is TRAGIC

Haha I don’t think it is! He’s stood between 2 previous MAFS contestants but I cropped them out, just in case!

 

[Scotch Mist]

Who did Richard put first in the photo challenge?

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Ready salted Walkers and a butty of some kind. Loads of raw onion on it for sure.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Sara’s dress looks painful

Its horrible

And Lauren tits look really saggy

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

That looks yummy! Can I come round? I’ll bring my guitar and write you a song

Excuse me, but I will twiddle her hair and steal her house key so she neeeds me!!!!
I can come sock less but no chance I can squeeze in trousers theee sizes to small

 

[Aussie]

Finally decided to start watching season 6 and not moved from the couch all day (apart from opening the door to get my Domino’s). Innes is batshit crazy, Martha’s awful and I didn’t realise that being a virgin was a full time profession, shut the fuck up about Matthew ffs

It's so good hey!!!

 

[me myself and karma]

Duncan reminded me of a character from The Sims. I don't know how else to explain it.

I have a hot take and I hope it doesn't get kicked off the thread but... the jelly sweets in M&S bunny munch are rank I'll be leaving them out next time and chucking in some percy pigs instead. Or making my own ala @me myself and karma

One of the reasons I made my own! I also prefer the Asda version no one come for me!!

 

[aimzalicious]

I love Tony from hollyoaks

He seems a kind soul!

 

[Beetlemania]

What is that weird tic thing that big Tim does with his mouth? It's like he tries to lick air

O thanks for asking that question.....I wondered if I was the only one that was wondering

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Does anyone else detest this Chiclet toothed ugly woman on MIC?