Right my views on tonight
E4 took the piss with adverts , thank god I could fast forward!
Jono is a cunt who needs to buy socks and a personality
Lauren is fabulous and her hair looks lovely tonight.
Ellie is a hideous bitch. I hope Jono breaks her heart - If she has one
Ben - meh, boring still
Tim - been bugging me who he looks like and he looks like my brother
Saraaa - just saw the dollar signs. I wonder what the real truth is s she seems real unpopular with the cast
Jayden and miss anxiety - I hate how he had to be the judge over other couples. Eden and her eyebrows just get on my tits
Tori - just looks like she needs a bloody good wash . Thinks she’s one of the lads and hates women. After seeing the truth of jack why is she still with him?
Jack - glazed Christmas ham what more needs to be said
Cassandra - gorgeous and her dad is lovely
Tristan - so obviously battling with being in the closet
Michael and Stephen - beautiful but little else
Dirty dick and andie - andie is gorgeous and dick started out well but turned into a dirty old man
Jade and Deece - happy but both seem immature
Tin man - my future husband
Lucinda - love her. Absolute Queen
Anyway that’s my views. If I’ve forgotten anyone they obviously bored me. See you all soon!