Married At First Sight Australia #13 Horsey, Fatberg and Pink Eye sitting in a tree, B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G

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New thread made quickly as I've never seen the thread move so fast as it has done tonight!

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NO SPOILERS PLEASE - this includes links to spoilers or comments referring to spoilers. Also please don't tell us how much a certain contestant gets worse or better as it's considered a spoiler

If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was. Thanks!

Nicknames below:

Ronaldo Lightyear - Al
Niles - Cody
Hoops - Mitch
Obese Olivia/Fatty/Fiona - Olivia
Queen Ella - ELLA
Ixperts - our way of saying experts because of the accent

Recap:

Fatberg and Jackson have moved in together
Dom and Jack have come in seperately
Sam and Tamara and Fatberg are fucking horrid
Who's Tamara been texting??? EDIT: OMG IT WAS HOOPS!!!

Count down until Mitch goes off on one again!!
 
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Can’t believe this is the last thread! Thanks Aimz for making it

BRENT DROPPING THE TEA HAHAHAHAHAH GO ON BRENTY BOY
 
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Here for king Brent

THATS SO FUNNY (dead straight face) she’s embarrassing man 🥱
 
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I actually imagine it wasn’t a come on text but the fact it’s making her squirm and look like the cunt she is I’m all for it!
 
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MY LEAST FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN SOMEONE GETS CALLED OUT AND DOES THE SHITTY FAKE LAUGHTER TO TRY AND DEFLECT
(yes this required caps)
 
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