Marcus Mitchell #31 Marcus Thatcher

[Borderline]

See now to me, this is strange. What with after the comments on here from this morning.

Agreed.

Whoever you are, whatever you're reading and no matter what you're trying to get out of MM - LEAVE SG OUT OF IT.

We say MM goes on about it and it's not fair as SG family are still around well that goes for all directions into his platform.

 

[Howarewe]

Rundown of the live

thinks he’s got an addiction to going live
He’s feeling a lot better now
He’s an embarrassment
Plans for tonight - literally nothing
Literally nowt
Nowt
Nowt
Nowt
He hasn’t watched the Kardashian’s yet
Doesn’t know what he’s having for tea but he needs to get himself sorted ??
Someone commented saying ‘little pecker’ he just kept repeating it confused
He’s doesn’t know why he’s gone on live. He’s got nothing else to do
hes Not sad
He’s deffo not sad
Nearly fell asleep but woke himself up
He doesn’t like computer games just sims
He hasn’t put his tooth in

 

[Hiffo]

I see sids posted that's she's exhausted.
Poor cow you could hear how tired she is on that live.
I hope she's out tonight making every hole a goal, she deserves it

 

[Howarewe]

He’s live

He’s cleaning his room of cans - finally!
He’s not doing it for likes
Honestly
Honestly
He’s got to change himself
People can help him but there’s only so much help they can give
He’s a dickhead at times
A massive dickhead
He can’t believe how many cans he’s gone through
He worries himself
He’s not doing this for clout
He needs to get his shit together
LLL are licking his arse

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Plot twist. The email is a cease and desist from Sids solicitor.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Imagine how many followers he would have if he unblocked us all. Be back to his 60,000 organic following in 24 hours.

 

[Mycatismad]

can’t catch up until later but saw his latest post LOL wasn’t it about two weeks ago he had an amazing opportunity he wasn’t going to tell us. Needs to keep up with his own lies it’s embarrassing hard work SNM
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Maybe he’s going to be The Face of Thatcher’s Cider

 

[spidermonkey]

Laziness

I’m lazy to be honest but if you want the nice things in life and you are able to work (which he is) you just do it don’t you. I’d rather have an horrendous day at work than beg strangers on Instagram for alcohol, cringy Mitchell

 

[pommynoir]

yeah now we all know her name because I’ve seen that photo join the live before.

God you’ve a great memory haven’t ya

maybe we could just all be sound and report it rather than draw attention to it.

 

[TizzyTIzzle]

This is my second favourite thread title after ‘fart if you need help’

 

[ContentCrunch]

So patient. Could’ve been a beach day, abseiling, pony trekking, paddle boarding, a day at the zoo, brunch, but no.
Alas.
Home bargains for the homeless. Rubbing it in Shofa.

 

[Mouth ache]

So it’s took me a good hour to catch up on 70+ pages since Thursday. I’d like to declare I haven’t shit myself, spoke about the dead, consumed my body weight in food and I have in fact showered. But today I noticed my dad enjoying a can of cider. My dear 55 year old, hardworking, absolute star of a man. What cider you ask? Thatchers. MMMM from mouth ache incoming.

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

Wowzer. That live had alot to process
It did not go the way he had planned!
Soo many people calling him out and slayting him on there.
He started out by lying about not having much sleep at all & then lying some more by saying he had not just woken up, then we got to enjoy a concert of him singing I'm on top of the world eyyyy!
Followed by him taking a swig from an empty Thatcher's can.
Every body ended up turning against each other in the comments & arguing about numerous different things amongst themselves..
Then Marcus decided that we should play a little game which was 'all try and trigger me by saying stuff that will get a reaction out of me' (which was basically a failed attempt to try & out all us tattle trolls) we aren't stupid Marcus, so bye fuckerssss
Sasha commented with 'marcus last night the woman at the desk rang me and said that you were getting moved in a couple of days because you were being really abusive towards the staff'
Now, im sure that Sasha was just 'playing the game' here, but seems a little sus coming from his so called friend?
Every body else joined in with triggering comments while Marcus was just staring gormlessly at the screen scanning all the comments with his greedy little eyes, at which point people were getting quite concerned for him and we had mentions of the people in white coats coming for him & that if anybody knew of any way of contacting a local mental health team as they were very worried about him.
Marcus is still so oh very still and silent.
So much so that one commenter even thought that he was 'holding a seance for his dead friend'
We then had a mass blocking.
Marcus then switched the game to 'the person who can give the best compliment wins'
(Wins absolutely fuckal, and even if there was a prize Marcus wouldn't of sent it anyways)
Nobody paid him a compliment.
The game got changed to 'never have i ever' to which he answered none of the questions but continuously scanned every single comment.
I need a bit of a lie down beauts as while nothing of importance happened in that live, it somehow felt like a rocky fkin ride

 

[Crazy Horse]

He genuinely just said ‘people need to get a hobby’

Cheeky cunt , we have all got a hobby HIM

 

[Just.here.for.the.goss]

Marcus: I’m not a fan of these, not enough chocolate filling…

Also Marcus: Empty tub and gob full of them

 

[Tellingtales]

Well guys, I’ve not caught a single live today, other than his 6am heartburn beg - last day of Easter half term here so I’ve had to parent. Thanks @Howarewe for the live commentaries.

I just have one burning question…

Have you all eaten today?

 

[Caw1982]

Well I was on a hen do last night and now nursing the mother of all hangovers so not really caught up yet. I’ve just seen the comment he’s shared on his story and I think it’s bang out of order! I know he’s annoying cretin but that is seriously too far.

I have to disagree.
Stalking a bloke, sex claims, tatty pockets, wailing lives about someone he barely knew is too far.
The person saying that comment may well be within their right to say it to him.
Can of Thatchers and a Quiche should sort the hangover for you hopefully

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I love the way he sits down like he’s about to conduct a press conference

He’s live by the way beauts

 

[instatwit]

"I've not had a shower in 4 days"

Don't worry, none of us can tell...honestly.

 

[Eyespy00]

Did he, The Marcus Mitchell just tell someone ‘it’s not an airport, you don’t need to announce your departure’

How ironic.