Marcus Mitchell #31 Marcus Thatcher

[boojange]

This was made for Carcus

 

[curiositykilledthecat>^^<]

Anyone else have to hide their MM addiction from their other half my partner just said to me, 'you're not watching that man again are you' he hates it I've tried getting him on board but he's not having it. I get most of my fix and catch up on here in the day when he's at work and at night during the night feeds. Feels like im cheating on him at times I feel dirty

Yes I currently live with my mum and she cannot stand Marcus and she watches states way worse than Marcus that’s how depressing he is

Genuinely can't be arsed with his lives anymore. The heavy breathing, gormless stares at the screen, constant repeating himself, stuffing junk food in his rancid mouth. Unless he's on the booze and having a MMMM it's just not entertaining. But I give thanks to all the beauts on here for the screenshots/recordings as I still kick myself when I miss a good one. He's so inconsiderate he needs to be more consistent with his entertainment

 

[spaceraider69]

Catching up on 19 pages!!! Just like the good old days! I am SCREAMING that someone referred to him as Mrs Doubtfires run over prosthetic mask

 

[BubbleDuck]

Awful pasta ?

I’m assuming awful pasta is a typo for awful past , but because I’m that disgusting

“ I’m going to rip of my lid and pour boiling water into myself , just watch me if you don’t believe me! You will have my cheese sauce all over your hands , watch my words . It’s not my fault , I’m a carbohydrate! . Now if you aren’t going to send me money for cide , wait yeah no i mean tea bags , I’m going to stab by foil with this pen “

 

[itsmed]

Do you reckon his mum wished she wiped him on the curtain? Cos honestly if that was my son I’d go push him off the bridge myself.
Why are these morons on his live licking his shitty arsehole? ‘Oooh marcus how many drinks you had today’ ‘ooooh Marcus you’re so funny’ bla bla fuck off, they’re all just as mentally deranged as he is.

 

[JellyDonut]

Winning thread title by @Tellingtales - well done beaut! Treat yourself to a celebratory bash on the communal followed by a lukewarm can of Thatchers

@Lucyxxxx fancy treating us to a recap beaut?

 

[Fluffy Cactus]

I really don't understand why he wants to live like this. Okay working can be bloody hard at times but surly he'd feel a lot better doing something? Even if he worked one day a week and spent his wages on bloody cider just getting out and doing something would be better than sitting in his own filth everyday. If I was being housed and had everything paid for for me (especially in the area he's living) I'd be out at the beach every day, going for walks, reading books, painting, literally anything free and accessible I'd be doing! What is so enjoyable about his lifestyle?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Sometimes when he isn't doing anything, I go on my bookmarks and watch him throw the bottle of coke.

 

[anario5710]

And it was only four minutes after he posted this classic carcus

 

[restingbtcface]

Does anyone read his comment section and feel like the most put together person on the planet?
Someone put on his post with his to do list that his handwriting….calms them.

 

[JellyPundik]

Does anyone have the number for Cornwall council? Need to let them know they're missing a trick not including Home Bargains on their tourist board.

 

[caldie76]

Own up which one was it I’m sure this was on a previous thread

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Um, what?!?! Did he come out as a toddler?!?!

 

[boojange]

Oh and this. It was originally a photo of Bodger Johnson as a kid but we all know how much Marcus loves a stolen meme.

 

[AngelBabes]

The freedom of festering in a budget motel while breathing and stinking like a yeti while health is in rapid decline what a cheb end

I have been seeing a Psychiatrist for a few years now because of an illness that I suffer. This thread isn’t about me but I for one can say, you cannot just come off controlled medication because you want to. You can suffer with severe withdrawal symptoms, it’s horrendous and you need to gradually come off medication not just stop. Being off medication doesn’t give you freedom, being on medication is providing the help you need. But Marcus being Marcus doesn’t want professional help, he just wants to beg for money for his Fatchers and takeaways because that is so much better for him than medications from a health professional!

 

[MrsPoison]

We get screen records of him sitting next to a pot noodle for 40 mins, heavy breathing with an open mouth silently for half an hour gawping at the comments and sitting with a box in his head but no one got Lianne ranting drunkenly at him on a power mad trip?

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

I think the person who comment that was trying to get a reaction out of him. Liven things up if you see what I mean

Well whoever it was, is actually worse than him then aren't they
And i just wanna say that the majority of us here do NOT stand behind that comment

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Imagine if he did actually eat healthy and exercise that weight would literally fall off. He could easily get 6 stone off in 6 months. Not actually taking the piss saying that either lol. The 1st week would be bad for him all that sugar coming out and shitting out what would feel like actual bricks (potential bumhole grazing). But why try better yourself when your income is self destructing live on insta.

 

[BubbleDuck]

I can’t believe you lot are so cynical and think that Leanne has anything apart from Marcus’s well-being at heart . It’s not as if she is trying to build her own following back up again by encouraging his LLL cult to follow her . Oh, wait

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

You know something?
Yes genna was talking absolute sense, but it's all pissed me fuckin off!
Her advice is no better or different from what 'us bastards' (her words) have been saying for him to do!!
Neither is it different from what his followers have been advising him to do (and getting blocked for)
But because none of us are blue tickers we don't count for fuckal in MM's greedy little eyes