Marcus Mitchell #19 airfrying and lying, making bets with sid, he'll drop a few stone for 200 quid

[elliebellieboo]

Proper jumpscared me this did beaut. He’s so thoughtful isn’t he, providing profile pictures for us tattlers

Looking even more like a moon

 

[Apple In My Pie]

What’s he going on about now

Comments limited on his horror movie post now too so he must be looking here

 

[Apple In My Pie]

He’s definitely trying to bait us the little twerp.

 

[MissLT]

It’s all the healthy, health bollucks that is getting old. The only healthy thing he does is pop the ‘odd grape’ and veg off a roast once a week. The rest of the time it’s high fat, high salt garbage. You can calorie deficit on garbage but it’s not healthy. The only thing keeping that kid from a scurvy is that weekly roast!

Yup this Except that’s Sid’s roast plate with the veg on innit

 

[Miss_Nosey277]

A live tonight beauts

 

[Mycatismad]

Looks like he’s off to the carvery!

 

[Chipsandcheese]

Yes Marcus, do tell View attachment 1030666

Yaaas Eleanor beaut!

 

[AngelBabes]

Squeezing into those paper panties

Yeah, he doesn’t want to burn the button mushroom or his hairy sweaty arse!

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

Team RH did a great post about slimming clubs. Surprised Marcus hasn't plagiarised it yet

 

[elliebellieboo]

He’s now eating a ready meal carbonara - how’s the diet going beaut?

Fucking ell really?? that’s made my day. A ready meal, pasta, cream sauce #healthkick

 

[Lucyxxxx]

You know what really fucks me off (apart from everything vincent does)… he posts about the carvery to instagram but keeps it off fb cos thats where he posted about only having one meal a day, hes so fucking sneaky he knows what to post where so that different branches of the LLL brigade don’t click that he’s talking absolute bullshit.

id love to know how many grapes he’s eating if a 600 calorie ready meal, hot chocolate and grapes is adding up to 1300 calories a day.


This has absolutely killed me off

Dying at you calling him Vincent. I hope it sticks.

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

It actually doesn't surprise me he was doing raffles, in 2018 everyone was

 

[MrsPoison]

Wasn’t he crying himself to sleep the other night View attachment 1046595

Is this him at his lowest or happiest ? It's hard to tell

 

[QueenVamp88]

 

[emm_123]

He was frothing at the mouth a few months ago that he had his mobile number lol. I’m glad they don’t speak though - Kirk is dealing with real grief. Not Marcus on an attention seeking mission sort of grief.
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‘No we haven’t connected’ - fuck off marcus

Hi all, finally caught up since Christmas Eve where I’d stopped reading bcos he was boring
But wow.. I have no words …

 

[Keera]

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bahahahahahaha Imagine Marcus waddling along to a night out with all the glam Essex lot - he would need to do a lot more than 15000 steps a day before he would fit in there

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Another data mining con View attachment 1043733

Has he done the DD already?!?! That one and the eggs post

 

[Apple In My Pie]

He’s on live refusing to do squats the absolute fat fanny

 

[elliebellieboo]

A fucking carbonara though. I mean I’m not saying he ever claimed to be Einstein but who ‘goes on a diet’ and eats pasta with cheese, hot chocolate, and a bloody carbonara

If your going to be a lazy fuck about cooking at least choose a healthy ready meal Marcus, there’s loads to choose from

 

[QueenVamp88]

Just saw this

As if!! Is he wearing stripes on purpose to make himself look slimmer, doesnt work