Well done to @ecdb and @Mycatismad on the thread title #collab <- something that Marcus won’t get anymore of after his last melt down.
Marcus Mitchell #14 Marcus quit insta for less than a day, he’s like a dodo that won’t flush away
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That poll hahaha 
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The poll ffs 
His Tattle thread has made me laugh more than his insta page ever did that poll !
that poll !
Recap.
Marcus had a melt down on boxing day which included making outrageous allegations regarding a recently deceased man - who's 12 yr old daughter can see all this, we suspect it's going to be a real boxing day when BG gets his hands on him.
Marcus has been on the drink again.
Marcus has been posting and deleting tattle again.
He has been silent today and it is suspected he is busy thinking of a next suicide "attempt".
His main insta has been shut down again.
He never did send those 3 £5 gifts to his loyal followers.
He didn't send the Christmas cards either.
Is promoting zilch and has made £500 off the back of his beauts.
Sids been blue lighted to hospital after an awful incident/accident regarding the family heirloom. Marcus used it and forgot to wash it - Sid used it a matter of minutes later and now has a kidney infection.
Marcus had a melt down on boxing day which included making outrageous allegations regarding a recently deceased man - who's 12 yr old daughter can see all this, we suspect it's going to be a real boxing day when BG gets his hands on him.
Marcus has been on the drink again.
Marcus has been posting and deleting tattle again.
He has been silent today and it is suspected he is busy thinking of a next suicide "attempt".
His main insta has been shut down again.
He never did send those 3 £5 gifts to his loyal followers.
He didn't send the Christmas cards either.
Is promoting zilch and has made £500 off the back of his beauts.
Sids been blue lighted to hospital after an awful incident/accident regarding the family heirloom. Marcus used it and forgot to wash it - Sid used it a matter of minutes later and now has a kidney infection.
Well done @Lucyxxxx fabulous recap as always, don’t know how you manage it but they get funnier with each new thread.
Take me to John Francis Bassett?Lucy seriously now, we are going on a night out because your awesome!
I'll wear a Xmas wreath as a necklace? 
She certainly is, we all Love Lucy (just maybe you a little bit moreLucy seriously now, we are going on a night out because your awesome!
)*quietly heads to my local bridge*She certainly is, we all Love Lucy (just maybe you a little bit more
If you promise that's all you will wear?Take me to John Francis Bassett?
I cant promise that as I will be wearing my mallets.If you promise that's all you will wear?
Please could you strap the family heirloom to your head also. You will look gorgeous.
look who’s out of bed finally
Smug bleep incoming. Not a breath of an apology. Probably doesn’t remember
I would but its stuck in my ass
I’ll keep you in peas all nightTake me to John Francis Bassett?
Wouldn’t a carcus themed night be awesome? Bowls of peas, platters of eggs 
and buenos to snack on, washed out pjs are mandatory, a cake in the shape of the a30 bridge, Marcus masks complete with extra detachable chins to celebrate his 6lb gain and losses, chocolate smashable bud bottles, pillows to stuff up your tops for that gunt effect, party games including not pass the parcel (just keep it like him) and a gift bag at the end of the evening containing a Wetherspoons voucher, leather bound book of screenshots and an envelope bouquet
and buenos to snack on, washed out pjs are mandatory, a cake in the shape of the a30 bridge, Marcus masks complete with extra detachable chins to celebrate his 6lb gain and losses, chocolate smashable bud bottles, pillows to stuff up your tops for that gunt effect, party games including not pass the parcel (just keep it like him) and a gift bag at the end of the evening containing a Wetherspoons voucher, leather bound book of screenshots and an envelope bouquet Absolute genius beaut, I await my inviteWouldn’t a carcus themed night be awesome? Bowls of peas, platters of eggs
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