MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #13 Bronte's DONE!!

[Aussie]

It's not easy ey?
All mine do is eat

Yeah WTF is that about! I hate hearing the cupboard door constantly slamming

 

[aimzalicious]

What did Harrison say?! He mumbled it and I missed the subtitles

 

[Webster1357]

kinda is though right?!

Well yes, I suppose he is, but the word literally LITERALLY gets used to much, especially by Cunte Bronte - watch out for it, it'll annoy you! If we ever see her again obvs, cos she is done like

 

[Kas01980]

I live in towie-town. I hate it. Never watched an episode.

Same! I watched ten mins once and that was enough. Never been on my screen since

 

[puzzlehead]

I think some of Mel's lip filler has migrated too

Agree - she’s got that shelf/‘tache on her top lip from migration. It looks awful, bet she looks better without the filler

Has anyone cheated and googled who stayed together? I haven’t but unintentionally came across an Australian article

Always I can’t help myself.

 

[MooBelle]

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I actually gasped at that bit!

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Omg I didn’t see this before I posted

I think we were in seconds of each other. Great minds.

 

[Webster1357]

Evelyn seems like a very smart woman, all of her analysis and comments on the couples have been spot on. She's insanely beautiful. Her and Rupert seem to have good laughs. Why did she need to go on a show like this to get a man?

It's obviously for publicity, she already has a blue tick on Instagram and I think she's doing this to extend her career.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Is Lindor in Labour ‍

That's what I said! Puffing and blowing ffs

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

That Snickers ad. Wtf.

 

[Webster1357]

Cam wants a 1940s housewife to sit at home and cook and wait to greet him with a big smile on her face and a homemade pie after he's been away for 3 months, gives her a quick kiss on the cheek and fucks off for beers with the boys! Catch yourself on lad!

Sounds pretty good right now

 

[Sazza25]

Ive got one, just older

I love that!!!

 

[MooBelle]

Told you, she's going to write Stay.

 

[NoTeaHere]

Are Luke and Duncan related? They have a similar look to me. Or do I need new glasses?

 

[puzzlehead]

Oh god Bronte back next week. If she writes 'Stay' I will start committing murders.

She’s going to isn’t she

Possible Evelyn Statement?:
“There was no butt dial.”….

Imagine she ‘fessed up that it was all a lie and either Rupert deliberately called so she could listen in or recorded conversations that night and played them to her later.

I’ve always been a bit iffy on it, if you get a butt dial usually the sound is muffled - you’re not hearing nearby conversations loud and clear esp. in a bar

 

[NoTeaHere]

Stay on one side, leave on the on the other. See how the feels last minute.

Basically is she going to do a Bronte or a Harrison?

 

[Unicornsandstars]

Stay.......sigh.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I'm pretty sure Evs just can't get past having to scream Rupert during a bonk to be honest.

Understandable I’d crack up laughing

 

[Unicornsandstars]

A Red Bounty at that, that'll learn em

I love red bounty's

 

[NoTeaHere]

Do you think my boss would be pissed if I said I was doing a Bronte and pissed off early 2moro?
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Perfectly acceptable. And you can do it about 7 or 8 times before it starts being a problem. (Unless your boss happens to be the actual Brontë. Because then she’ll get the hump and do a Bronte and it will all get very confusing)