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Welcome to a new thread you ugly, jealous trolls! I know you all want to be 'the powerhouse' that is Lidl...but were you paying attention to the last thread? (Note there are no prizes or answers provided
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1. Lidl had the opportunity to talk about influencer culture to Members of Parliament at Westminster, alongside the ASA and others involved in the industry, butchickened out was dropped because
A she flouts ASA rules all the time
B Cawwie wasn't there to help her 'breathe chicken breathe'
C she can't string a sentence together
D she buys bots
2. Frow does another Edge of Ember launch, this time at Daylesford, but Lidl's invite
A got 'lost in the post'
B is under the Christmas tree
C was never sent because Frow and Lidl are no longer friends
D went missing because Lidl didn't promote the brand last time
3. Ghd sent products to Nicky but not to Lidl because she
A bullied a pregnant hairdresser
B was blacklisted after her performance at the Shard
C has horrible hair
D bullied a pregnant hairdresser (did I say that already?)
4. Lidl didn't go to Wimbledon with NARS because she
A prefers running and hiking to tennis
B doesn't have any white dresses to wear....
C she doesn't like ball sports
D was filming a room spray ad that aids daytime sleeping
5. Lidl has an unhealthy relationship with food because
A she only eats one meal a day
B she 'rewards' herself with food
C she whined about not having Doughnut Time chocolate doughnuts in her #gifted box
D she only eats pasta and cheese (unless it's room service)
6. The patio/ terrace /entertaining area, 'styled' by Lauren Costly, look terrible because
A their 'first' rusty fire pit (freestanding not built in!) is fugly
B the bulky oak sofas only seat 2 'insitu'
C the side tables are too small and cheap looking
D the olive tree pots are still 'in Tuscany'
7. Teeny tiny Ali goes to play golf on Friday so Lidl
A hones her skills with Reels
B takes the day off to air her trotters while lying in the sun on the terrrrraaaace
C forgets to feed 'Porty'
D tends the neglected 'lady kitchen garden'
New here? For everything Lydia please visit the WIKI (pink button at top of page).
Hope you are all staying cool and safe.
Welcome to a new thread you ugly, jealous trolls! I know you all want to be 'the powerhouse' that is Lidl...but were you paying attention to the last thread? (Note there are no prizes or answers provided
).1. Lidl had the opportunity to talk about influencer culture to Members of Parliament at Westminster, alongside the ASA and others involved in the industry, but
A she flouts ASA rules all the time
B Cawwie wasn't there to help her 'breathe chicken breathe'
C she can't string a sentence together
D she buys bots
2. Frow does another Edge of Ember launch, this time at Daylesford, but Lidl's invite
A got 'lost in the post'
B is under the Christmas tree
C was never sent because Frow and Lidl are no longer friends
D went missing because Lidl didn't promote the brand last time
3. Ghd sent products to Nicky but not to Lidl because she
A bullied a pregnant hairdresser
B was blacklisted after her performance at the Shard
C has horrible hair
D bullied a pregnant hairdresser (did I say that already?)
4. Lidl didn't go to Wimbledon with NARS because she
A prefers running and hiking to tennis
B doesn't have any white dresses to wear....
C she doesn't like ball sports
D was filming a room spray ad that aids daytime sleeping
5. Lidl has an unhealthy relationship with food because
A she only eats one meal a day
B she 'rewards' herself with food
C she whined about not having Doughnut Time chocolate doughnuts in her #gifted box
D she only eats pasta and cheese (unless it's room service)
6. The patio/ terrace /entertaining area, 'styled' by Lauren Costly, look terrible because
A their 'first' rusty fire pit (freestanding not built in!) is fugly
B the bulky oak sofas only seat 2 'insitu'
C the side tables are too small and cheap looking
D the olive tree pots are still 'in Tuscany'
7. Teeny tiny Ali goes to play golf on Friday so Lidl
A hones her skills with Reels
B takes the day off to air her trotters while lying in the sun on the terrrrraaaace
C forgets to feed 'Porty'
D tends the neglected '
New here? For everything Lydia please visit the WIKI (pink button at top of page).
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