Hey lovelies, first thread post for me. I will leave the updates to the likes of @Miscanthus @Elle Belle and @AmaliaLana but also madam was too busy napping to post on Monday so we’ll have a real update on Thursday 
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Lydia Millen #48 Deck the halls with pheasants and holly; bots, naps and Bolly
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Thank you!!!! Let the Vlogmas content shitshow begin!!! 
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How creepy and desperate do they sound
Ok I admit I actually watched Ali’s whole vlog.... the end was a little sad but I know..: it’s his bed so he needs to lie in it. The entirety of the month of Xmas decor and footage in the house is for Lydia’s “channel” so he’s not allowed to vlog or show anything on his channel. Besides the obvious... am I the only one who thinks she is the worst selfish witch for calling her vlogmas “Xmas with the mgs in THEIR SHARED HOME” and making him help her..: but not allowing him to vlog any of it on his channel? He has to come up with something elsewhere... during lockdown... and can’t do anything in the house that he lives in... 
He did look rather sad in that vlog but who can blame him when he was cooking up that gourmet student dinner pasta with tinned tuna sweet corn and Mayo! Everything is hers and she doesn’t hide that fact. He still does all the work for her vlogs it seems there is nothing reciprocated on her part. She still continues to lisp at him I think she thinks that is her kind voice when she isn’t barking orders at him or bring downright miserable. This is the woman that calls her husband a knob and tw*t on vlogs! Boring sad vlog not that I’m surprised.
Was anyone else as TERMINALLY RIVETED as I was watching Ali trying to earn some extra pocket money for Christmas flogging the gloves one can text with whilst running?
I really love how anything ending in ...ing...is pronounced in...there is no letter G in Ali’s limited lexicon. Isn’t that interestin? Scintillatin in fact. Nothin can be done abahhht it ....
Oh, BTW - I have a solution to the perennial problem of the heel-rubbing. I mention this only in the interests of avoidance of the too long explanation of rubbed heels ever again. Strap your self in, dear...here it comes...wait for it...
SOCKS...
I really love how anything ending in ...ing...is pronounced in...there is no letter G in Ali’s limited lexicon. Isn’t that interestin? Scintillatin in fact. Nothin can be done abahhht it ....
Oh, BTW - I have a solution to the perennial problem of the heel-rubbing. I mention this only in the interests of avoidance of the too long explanation of rubbed heels ever again. Strap your self in, dear...here it comes...wait for it...
SOCKS...
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This reminds me of "stop trying to make Fetch happen"
GLO is a failure, they are flogging a dead horse.
Let your cheap Alibaba tat die.
Small fish in the deep sea of the what on earth that is the Bungalow and it's residence, but I cannot get over them having beige tuna pasta (which is upsetting enough) and drinking out of their water bottles. Like wtf, surely there's a #gifted glass or two in that Tom Howley kitchen Lydia secretly hates? Have the 'workmen' broken them all? If so, channel my little sister who went through a stage as a child where she insisted on drinking her water at dinner out of a wine glass. Unless Lydia and Carrie her bfff the wine expert have broken all those too?
The previous thread needs closing, it is still being commented on. 
Plebeian Rhapsody
This isn’t real life
All this is fantasy
Caught in my man pride
No escape from my vanity
Watch me til dawn
Then give a big yawn and see
I’m just a poor boy
So give your sympathy - to...meeeeeee
Drama - just had a plan
Shaved my beard off now my boat
Has a case of teenage bloat
Drama - face was looking old
So now I’ve gone and filled it all sky-high
Drama - ooh....ooh...ooh...ooh
Didn’t mean to make you snore
I’ll be flogging at your door
This time tomorrow
To carry on - carry on
As if it really matters
I see a little pirouetter of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche - can you play a man’s banjo?
Coffin beds are frightenin‘, do my heels need heightenin’?
Oh!
Who’s Galileo, Galileo, please can someone let me know?
Galileo, Galileo, in the comments down below
I’m just a Sparky
Livin’ with my Narcy
BishMillen - no - she will not let me go!
(Let him go)
BishMillen - no - she will not let me go!
(Let him go)
Fortissimo...oh...oh...oh
Mama Mia, Mama Mia, please can I be on your show?
Mama Mia, Mama Mia, I make people yawn you know
Well hell! The hub has a devil in a tub for meeeee
For meeeeee - for meeeeeeee....
So you think you can thwart me and leave me to cry?
Told my Whispering Angel - Here’s mud in your eye
Oh baby, cant do this to me baby
Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here
Puppy’s tiny patters
Anyone can see
Instagram’s what matters
Instagram’s what matters to meeeeeee...
This isn’t real life
All this is fantasy
Caught in my man pride
No escape from my vanity
Watch me til dawn
Then give a big yawn and see
I’m just a poor boy
So give your sympathy - to...meeeeeee
Drama - just had a plan
Shaved my beard off now my boat
Has a case of teenage bloat
Drama - face was looking old
So now I’ve gone and filled it all sky-high
Drama - ooh....ooh...ooh...ooh
Didn’t mean to make you snore
I’ll be flogging at your door
This time tomorrow
To carry on - carry on
As if it really matters
I see a little pirouetter of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche - can you play a man’s banjo?
Coffin beds are frightenin‘, do my heels need heightenin’?
Oh!
Who’s Galileo, Galileo, please can someone let me know?
Galileo, Galileo, in the comments down below
I’m just a Sparky
Livin’ with my Narcy
BishMillen - no - she will not let me go!
(Let him go)
BishMillen - no - she will not let me go!
(Let him go)
Fortissimo...oh...oh...oh
Mama Mia, Mama Mia, please can I be on your show?
Mama Mia, Mama Mia, I make people yawn you know
Well hell! The hub has a devil in a tub for meeeee
For meeeeee - for meeeeeeee....
So you think you can thwart me and leave me to cry?
Told my Whispering Angel - Here’s mud in your eye
Oh baby, cant do this to me baby
Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here
Puppy’s tiny patters
Anyone can see
Instagram’s what matters
Instagram’s what matters to meeeeeee...
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Thanks for starting your first thread and with a poll too@Habsy123 ! Well done! I wasn't doing a Lydia and caught napping but this thread moves so fast!Hey lovelies, first thread post for me. I will leave the updates to the likes of @Miscanthus @Elle Belle and @AmaliaLana but also madam was too busy napping to post on Monday so we’ll have a real update on Thursday
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Love the thread title @Elle Belle Epic!!!!
Now that should definitely be the subject of a poll!
wow! Having no claim to any talent in the world, any redeemable qualities - these two certainly infuriate a lot of people.I believe these two deserve each other. Imagine if someone with actual brains and talents, married either of these two. Their life would be destroyed.
And I don't know why people feel bad for Ali. He is an adult. He should know how to cook for himself and not depend on his spouse for meals, so should Lydia. Basic Life Skills.
Hahaha! This is absolutely brilliant! Definitely the best one yet!
I wonder if she’ll love her Tom Howley kitchen (that she hates) now that Claire Chanelle as chosen you get a Tom Howley kitchen? Lidl will be beaming as will think Claire actually copied her (like Lidl copied Claire marble, grey and chandelier glam scheme). I imagine. Claire Chanelle chose Tom Howley simply because they were good not because Lidl a latest had Tom Howley kitchen in her bungalow.
'They' always say, when choosing a dog's name, that you should shout it out loud to see how it would sound calling the dog in a public place....
Personally, I would not be comfortable shouting 'Loub' but I don't suppose Lidl would be out in public! In her grounds, yes!
Personally, I would not be comfortable shouting 'Loub' but I don't suppose Lidl would be out in public! In her grounds, yes!
Hahaha! No worries. Must admit I panicked a bit about the poll, was trying to trawl through the last thread to see what ideas people had but madam’s threads really do move so damn fast even with the absence of a video!
it only let 5-6 days, I reckon this thread will be even quicker! 
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