Lydia Millen #20 Antiques & Art are now my thing, I have cement tits & lots of free bling!

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In the latest vlog, shes wittering on about how complicated and "twatty" BBC Good Food is for a recipe for risotto. I use BBC Good Food all the time and I have no issues at all, probably because I know how to cook! She prefers the Thermomix because she has to do fuck all, that's why she prefers it lol. She should know how to make this from scratch in a pan not a bloody automated machine!! So much for being Italian......
 
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Well she really must be dumb, how does she expect to sell a house full of faults and expensive renovations, excavations … at top price if she is shouting out to the whole world that it is a dud ! All anyone has to do is go through all her vlogs and find out exactly what is wrong. I always said that the previous owners were clever and sneaky, they hid all the problems with a bit of paint, new flashy washrooms(that all fell to pieces) and bob’s your uncle. A long came Millen pound mansion, rolled on the floor, stamped her feet and said « I want ». Also if she she thinks that a house like josie’s will be cost free well she is even dumber. Josie even said that they will not be able to afford the heating for such a big place, it was 16 degrees up in the top room! (I would freeze!!)
 
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Wanted to say the same thing! Why not advertise all the faults and sink the price! She would say she said it to create engagement and interesting content. So what you are saying is, you are a liar?
Why do people buy too big houses they can‘t afford strait in the start and in the long run?
 
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I looked up those "twatty" risotto recipes to see how hard they are, it'll be one of these, both are labelled easy. I'm pissing myself, look how straight forward these are- come on, these are easy
 
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You are correct, Lydia needs content. She has done those rooms over so many times she couldn’t possibly squeeze anything more out of it.

Looking for a new house will create content for a little bit, then decorating the same rooms dozens of times. And then what??

Lydia’s problem is that she has no thoughts of her own. She doesn’t know who she wants to be and it’s reflected in her home, her fashion and the way she presents herself. If minimal white is popular on Pinterest, Lydia’s house is minimal white. If farm house chic is popular, Lydia’s house is farmhouse chic.

She doesn’t take inspiration and make it her own or incorporate personal elements to freshen something up, she outright copies. She will never ever be satisfied no matter how many times she moves or changes a room. Nothing she does is authentic. It’s not a home, there’s no pride in what she has “created”/copied.

She hasn‘t selected beautiful, meaningful pieces that have memories attached. Her house is full of free, meaningless throwaways. She hasn’t poured herself and Ali into their home. She has copied and curated a selection of products to advertise. It is empty and hollow. Imagine trying to find comfort and a feeling of ease and belonging in a staged IKEA set.
 
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oh cringe, her pronunciation of Bvlgari is awful, what happened to her Italian? Why does she never research the proper pronunciation of things? She's trying to be cultured and worldy but things like this reveal just how unknowledgeable she is and how little she is open to learning, oh I mean 'growing'
 
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Also what I found strange was her addressing her niece as Alis niece, sure you're not blood related but you're married hence they're your nieces also...
 
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Lydl's Cartier Penned Diaries...

Spent an hour sat on the broken crapper. I'm still blaming my poor diet-induced constipation on gluten.


Still really gassy. Literally let rip every time I move. I'm totally stinking the bungalow out, which is great, keeps that turd Ali away. #tootin'gluten


Finally 'went'. Carrie not here to wipe my arse so did it myself for the first time. This is the horrified face I pulled at the realisation I'm full of shit.

 
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Aww shes got a sack on cause Ali has received some gin in a nice bottle so SHE'S' going to have a drink of it tonight.
 
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'Lady of the manor' of course. Also she said they both tidy up a room at night... the rooms arn't even big why does it take two people ffs!
THIS!!!!!!!!! Was it me or did She wanted some kind of well done for her and her husband tidying their own house, now her ‘team’ of people can longer fulfil their duties
 
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Risotto must be one of the easiest meals to make! Well apart from heating up some pasta and a jar of shop-bought sauce.

Also what I found strange was her addressing her niece as Alis niece, sure you're not blood related but you're married hence they're your nieces also...
Unless they aren't really married lol The whole wedding was just a massive show, so was there a celebrant there to make it official?
 
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I also don’t mind Lydia’s house and think it would’ve looked much better with a modern decor instead of all the faux stuff. The use of the space isn’t in my opinion utilised well. Old or new, small or big a house devoid of personality to me is sad ...a home is for creating memories...so far their memories have been a handful of times were they’ve never really hosted ...unless you count the i laws doing the cooking, posh Nando’s, Domino’s pizza, and New Year’s Eve bring a bottle event! I’d never host dinner or a party and ask my guest to bring anything but themselves!
 
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does anyone know how to check the % of fake followers .. her floggin account has seen a sudden increase at her request and I thought it would be interesting to look at the % of fakes across her accounts?
 
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So now she's looking through Country Life magazine at houses it must be twisting her guts about the beige Josies house she's on a mission !
 
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I think that Cartier pen is the first genuine Cartier item she's received. The way Ali said "it's the real deal" or something when she was opening it, then clocked himself and tripped over his words... Bangles are definitely from Ali Express!!
Omg nice catch

I have seen a few celebs, influencers, YouTubers wear atleast 4 on the same arm and some are completley covered with diamonds, not just the simple bands... it's madness.
Call me tasteless, but I don't like the Cartier bracelets
 
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I have a question and didnt want to start a new thread for it....which influencers would you put together as couples? for eg I think if Ali had a another chance he would want someone like fleur de force a true posh lady not a stripper acting like lady of the manor.
 
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