Lydia Millen #173 Elsie's looking like Lizzie Cundy and lil fella is channeling Ted Bundy

[Miscanthus]

Congratulations to our thread title queen @Milking Keynes for the inspired words, which received 47 votes


Spring has sprung in Northamptonshire. As the doggies lick away our tears and we embark on a new life of happiness, we set aside petty squabbles and jealousy...or do we?

* Lidl and emotional support dog Cawwie attended Cheltenham Races with 'her Holland Cooper family'.
* Lidl refused to wear the outfit she was sent by HC and wore a white cotton Nurse Ratched dress with a HC tweed coat draped over her shoulders. Adding a hint of intrigue were two HC scarves.
* She prised the tatty Manolo flats off her trotters and wore her suede Louboutin stiletto boots. Parfekt for damp grass!
* Taking centre stage on the HC photo set was......her tan Hermès Birkin. Oops.....didn't you give your HC bag to your mum, Lidl?
* Meanwhile Cawwie's chice of outfit looked like she was torn between joining the hunt or the Butlins' Red Coats.
* We had second hand embarrassment as Lidl and Grossie ignored each other and Lidl love bombed Leonora Smee and Jade Holland Cooper. Mansplainer and Laura Blair were caught in the middle.
* We speculated that:
- the falling out with "Holland Cooper Countryside Ambassador" Josie was over Holland Cooper
- Lidl was a last minute replacement for "13 piece Holland Cooper collection" Vic.

* Lidl of the Bunga was noticeably absent from a Clé de Peau Beauté #PR trip to the French Palace of Versailles. Vic, Amelia, Josie, Suzie Bonaldi and Fleur appeared to be having a merveilleux time! Mange tout Rodney, mange tout!
* Her attempts at an upper class accent continued. Even @coconochanel's mum commented that Lidl is not fluent in posh!
* We were bracing ourselves for Mothers' Day and Lidl didn't disappoint. We had a passive aggressive post about her relationship with her mum....who was pictured with Elizabeth Arden products...#gifted by the brand!
* She's no longer accepting #PR from brands/#PR parcels have dried up/#PR parcels are being sent to the old address 5 years after moving/Cawwie is going to contact brands for #PR. Which is it Lidl?
* We struggled to keep up with even more lies. Yes, we totally believe you haven't had nose filler for 4/5 years, your grandad had a Rolls Royce and you have other businesses...NOT!
* We amused ourselves thinking up daft names for the MGs chickens. Now Lidl wants ducks. Better put our thinking caps on again....Jemima!
* The words "cancelled" and "Lydia" are starting to feature in the same sentence...Lydia who?
* Just as we thought she had ditched the peasant dresses we get Cinders Lidl....

In other news
* Lips Gordon (thanks @Oops... ) is giving off Hugh Heffner vibes with a shirt and trousers under a dressing gown and silk scarf...... to go to breakfast.
* ....or is he vying for Splainer's serial killer title with a polo neck sweater, trousers held up with string and an empty briefcase?
* Ali looks ill. He explained he is suffered from "relentless injuries and lack of gym attendance". Man up Ali....the injuries are from grovelling to Lyds and the gym's in the basement.
* Claire Chanelle posted about being taken in by fake people...hmmmm...wonder who she could possibly mean?

Screenshots courtesy @Allexie21 @Polava

 

[Missclassy19]

Please I can’t keep up w the threes only discovered the last one today

 

[Julia123]

Yay thanks for the new fresh spring thread! Like Lydia I could actually smell spring coming!

Funny I was getting settled to watch tonight’s flog and thought to myself “time to watch Lydia Villian”

Meant to post this on the last thread… is she kidding? She left them to rot until what, feb/march and then dug like 30 little holes in planters. Can’t she just say she thought the book was lovely (which it is)? Has to play the victim of the FIRST YEAR OF BACK BREAKING Villan-Gordon tulips.

What did Nicholsons and the Gardner refuse to plant them or did she just forget to actually plant her gifted brand deal tulips from this bulb company… and when Cawwie tried to collect they said “not so fast” so Lydia had to do it herself to get paid? I think the latter

 

[samj123]

Is that pic of her left hand? Where is her engagement and wedding ring? So disrespectful taking them off like they are fashion jewellery

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

100 tulips? Half an hour tops…..why is it backbreaking? Is she 87? Ground should be nice and soft….what is wrong with this woman?
I would like to know what creature has taken up residence in her cheeks? You can see where the filler is….starts on cheekbones near hairline and goes down to cheeks then jaw, chin and nose…..shouldn’t it be un detectable? And Christ those basil trees look dead….mine are budding flowers at the moment…..

 

[Margo Polo]

Yay thanks for the new fresh spring thread! Like Lydia I could actually smell spring coming!

Funny I was getting settled to watch tonight’s flog and thought to myself “time to watch Lydia Villian”

Meant to post this on the last thread… is she kidding? She left them to rot until what, feb/march and then dug like 30 little holes in planters. Can’t she just say she thought the book was lovely (which it is)? Has to play the victim of the FIRST YEAR OF BACK BREAKING Villan-Gordon tulips.

What did Nicholsons and the Gardner refuse to plant them or did she just forget to actually plant her gifted brand deal tulips from this bulb company… and when Cawwie tried to collect they said “not so fast” so Lydia had to do it herself to get paid? I think the latter

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Shouldn’t they be blooming by now? Where are they?

 

[deadgirlinside]

Ngl, when I see Lydia in public spaces on video, she gives me the impression that whenever she walks in, she expects people to be delighted to see her. Especially in that HC stable photo.

She probably thinks that the Cheltenham races is like the Royal Ascot. Who the in the world brings a Birkin to a horse race?

 

[Margo Polo]

Apparently, Summer sun is on its way! ( even though Spring just started 3 days ago )

 

[deadgirlinside]

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Apparently, Summer sun is on its way! ( even though Spring just started 3 days ago )

He has turned into full Peaky Blinders I say!

 

[Julia123]

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Apparently, Summer sun is on its way! ( even though Spring just started 3 days ago )

Hey at least he’s finally wearing socks!

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

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Apparently, Summer sun is on its way! ( even though Spring just started 3 days ago )

Wtf is it with them and basic grammar…did they learn nothing from dog gate gate?
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100 tulips? Half an hour tops…..why is it backbreaking? Is she 87? Ground should be nice and soft….what is wrong with this woman?
I would like to know what creature has taken up residence in her cheeks? You can see where the filler is….starts on cheekbones near hairline and goes down to cheeks then jaw, chin and nose…..shouldn’t it be un detectable? And Christ those basil trees look dead….mine are budding flowers at the moment…..

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Forgive me….I meant bay leaf trees. Anyway, whatever they are they’re dead. Cremate them with the lemon trees and please please add those Dalek trees that creep the hell outta everyone …..

 

[WatchReelCopyReel]

What is Jade HC’s end game? Is she expecting to be akin to a Polo RL brand in terms of size and scale? I feel like her consistent work with influencers puts her in the Lilysilk category which will make it difficult to achieve a level of prestige.

 

[Peppypoopar]

Hey at least he’s finally wearing socks!

Socks for summer
No socks for winter

 

[Julia123]

Lydia talking about the Amazon tank top got me thinking… It’s been a while since Lydiot mentioned Adanola and that foraging “bestie” from last year. Did she unfollow them and lose them as well?

 

[Peppypoopar]

Note to self, do not attempt to watch Lydiots flogs as they are mind numbingly boring

 

[Longhorndreamer]

Yay thanks for the new fresh spring thread! Like Lydia I could actually smell spring coming!

Funny I was getting settled to watch tonight’s flog and thought to myself “time to watch Lydia Villian”

Meant to post this on the last thread… is she kidding? She left them to rot until what, feb/march and then dug like 30 little holes in planters. Can’t she just say she thought the book was lovely (which it is)? Has to play the victim of the FIRST YEAR OF BACK BREAKING Villan-Gordon tulips.

What did Nicholsons and the Gardner refuse to plant them or did she just forget to actually plant her gifted brand deal tulips from this bulb company… and when Cawwie tried to collect they said “not so fast” so Lydia had to do it herself to get paid? I think the latter

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That hand is aging terribly. For all that expensive beauty crap she buys & is gifted you'd think she'd have found some miracle collagen lotion for those paws. It doesn't help that she's wearing that grungy green polish, makes her skin look greenish

 

[Oops...]

Thank you so much for another seminal recap dear @Miscanthus. I don’t know how you do it! .

So it’s ducks is it? Pffftttt…OK - let’s run with ducks and do a rethink for the naming of the little duckers.

Allow me to start us off - again…

Daft Names for the Millen Ducks…

Beaky Blinder
Ruddy
Muddy
Fuddy
Jacob Cream-Quacker
Mucker Duck
Pucker Duck
Fu**er Duck
Sucker
Puddle
Elvie (Briefcase)
Arty Choke
Avo Car-Dough


We can quack open another bottle on the next thread, by which time, no doubt, we’ll be christenin’ the flippin’ flamingos…🦩🦩🦩.

 

[Louise84]

I said in a previous thread that she’d be better off with ducks than chickens because they are easier - hi Lydia Where would she get her content from without Tattle?

I have ducks and they are fabulous and (relatively) easy to look after. They are, however, lovers of all things mud and absolutely love to make a mess. They certainly won’t fit into her assthetik!!

 

[BlueSkies9496]

Congratulations to our thread title queen @Milking Keynes for the inspired words, which received 47 votes


Spring has sprung in Northamptonshire. As the doggies lick away our tears and we embark on a new life of happiness, we set aside petty squabbles and jealousy...or do we?

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* Lidl and emotional support dog Cawwie attended Cheltenham Races with 'her Holland Cooper family'.
* Lidl refused to wear the outfit she was sent by HC and wore a white cotton Nurse Ratched dress with a HC tweed coat draped over her shoulders. Adding a hint of intrigue were two HC scarves.
* She prised the tatty Manolo flats off her trotters and wore her suede Louboutin stiletto boots. Parfekt for damp grass!
* Taking centre stage on the HC photo set was......her tan Hermès Birkin. Oops.....didn't you give your HC bag to your mum, Lidl?
* Meanwhile Cawwie's chice of outfit looked like she was torn between joining the hunt or the Butlins' Red Coats.
* We had second hand embarrassment as Lidl and Grossie ignored each other and Lidl love bombed Leonora Smee and Jade Holland Cooper. Mansplainer and Laura Blair were caught in the middle.
* We speculated that:
- the falling out with "Holland Cooper Countryside Ambassador" Josie was over Holland Cooper
- Lidl was a last minute replacement for "13 piece Holland Cooper collection" Vic.

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* Lidl of the Bunga was noticeably absent from a Clé de Peau Beauté #PR trip to the French Palace of Versailles. Vic, Amelia, Josie, Suzie Bonaldi and Fleur appeared to be having a merveilleux time! Mange tout Rodney, mange tout!
* Her attempts at an upper class accent continued. Even @coconochanel's mum commented that Lidl is not fluent in posh!
* We were bracing ourselves for Mothers' Day and Lidl didn't disappoint. We had a passive aggressive post about her relationship with her mum....who was pictured with Elizabeth Arden products...#gifted by the brand!
* She's no longer accepting #PR from brands/#PR parcels have dried up/#PR parcels are being sent to the old address 5 years after moving/Cawwie is going to contact brands for #PR. Which is it Lidl?
* We struggled to keep up with even more lies. Yes, we totally believe you haven't had nose filler for 4/5 years, your grandad had a Rolls Royce and you have other businesses...NOT!
* We amused ourselves thinking up daft names for the MGs chickens. Now Lidl wants ducks. Better put our thinking caps on again....Jemima!
* The words "cancelled" and "Lydia" are starting to feature in the same sentence...Lydia who?
* Just as we thought she had ditched the peasant dresses we get Cinders Lidl....

In other news
* Lips Gordon (thanks @Oops... ) is giving off Hugh Heffner vibes with a shirt and trousers under a dressing gown and silk scarf...... to go to breakfast.
* ....or is he vying for Splainer's serial killer title with a polo neck sweater, trousers held up with string and an empty briefcase?
* Ali looks ill. He explained he is suffered from "relentless injuries and lack of gym attendance". Man up Ali....the injuries are from grovelling to Lyds and the gym's in the basement.
* Claire Chanelle posted about being taken in by fake people...hmmmm...wonder who she could possibly mean?

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Screenshots courtesy @Allexie21 @Polava

Does your sister wife know you’re off the compound? Enough with the prarie dresses!

 

[Oops...]

Good morning and welcome to today

You know I mentioned gobstoppers the other day? Hmmm...I don’t think I need to say too much more so I will move swiftly along to artichokes.

Some of you may be aware that I have campaigned very hard to set up an artichoke heart transplant centre in the car park outside The Convent of the Little Sisters of the Skint. We are still having planning permission problems though, so if anyone knows of a good architect who can offer Mates Rates do please let me know.

I need to run because I don’t want to be late for my avo-cardio class at the gym.

Peace/Piece/Peas