Congratulations to our thread title queen @Milking Keynes 
Her latest wordsmithery received 72 votes!
As we don our tweed jackets and flat caps to walk the dogs in the frosty Northamptonshire countryside after our 6.30am PT session, we look back on the last thread...
* Our @tacokitten fooled us with her brilliant take on Lidl's monthly word salad. Chapter 2, February....
* 'People' tell Lidl she got them through Lockdown. Really? Most of us managed with cheese, chocolate and Tattle.
* While doing her make up on TikTok an angry Lidl lectured us on the 5 things she learned last year. The list didn't include using the right shade of ByTerrible serum though, did it Lidl?
* It seems Lidl's 'elevated' and 'lonely' because she's 'done the work' and we haven't. That's the only time you will see 'work' and 'Lidl' in the same sentence.
* She then elaborated about these 5 things in her vlog. Sorry love, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to you preaching!
* She doesn't care what people say but she's still smarting about #Savoygate. You need to do more 'work' Lidl!
* Talking of work, Lidl has a new PA. BFF and COO Cawwie's sister and former PA Fi was promoted to 'content creator' at the end of 2022 and Satin, Lidl's step mother's niece replaced her. It takes four people to be Lidl.....
* She's done her last gallery shoot for KM....work drying up Lidl?
* After her 'honest' review of the Dyson Airwrap, that she had to pay for, she's now blaming it for her dry hair. Your hair was fried already Lidl but we recommend Nicky Lazou's hair mask!
* She's listening to Spare and believes everything Prince Harry says, because it's his 'own words' (apologies to the ghostwriter). She thinks those of us who don't share her opinion have been 'hijacked by the media'. Er, no, it's called critical thinking Lidl.
* Lumi's cat flap was locked for 21 days. The MGs didn't notice this shocking oversight, and when they did notice, they told us what they'd done!
* The expensive lemon trees are dead. It's not Lidl's fault. She couldn't get in the Greedhouse to water. Her own vlog shows this is complete bollocks but Nicholsons are replacing them anyway.
* The hundreds of spring bulbs remain unplanted. It's not her fault. She couldn't reach them.
* The ferns are dead. It's not her fault. She didn't bother to water them.
* The tablecloth she ordered wasn't paid for. It's not her fault. She has staff to do these things.
* She's flogging a pack of 50 cards from Amazon and foraging dead leaves to decorate them....zzz
* The dressing room shelves are empty..........zzzzzz
* Snowdrops are flowering....zzzzzzzzzzz
* She has a holiday booked. Hitting the ground running in January was exhausting....
In other news:
Vic now has an HermĆØs Birkin 35....it's nearly as big as her, but it's a Birkin!
Her latest wordsmithery received 72 votes!
As we don our tweed jackets and flat caps to walk the dogs in the frosty Northamptonshire countryside after our 6.30am PT session, we look back on the last thread...
* Our @tacokitten fooled us with her brilliant take on Lidl's monthly word salad. Chapter 2, February....
* 'People' tell Lidl she got them through Lockdown. Really? Most of us managed with cheese, chocolate and Tattle.
* While doing her make up on TikTok an angry Lidl lectured us on the 5 things she learned last year. The list didn't include using the right shade of ByTerrible serum though, did it Lidl?
* It seems Lidl's 'elevated' and 'lonely' because she's 'done the work' and we haven't. That's the only time you will see 'work' and 'Lidl' in the same sentence.
* She then elaborated about these 5 things in her vlog. Sorry love, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to you preaching!
* She doesn't care what people say but she's still smarting about #Savoygate. You need to do more 'work' Lidl!
* Talking of work, Lidl has a new PA. BFF and COO Cawwie's sister and former PA Fi was promoted to 'content creator' at the end of 2022 and Satin, Lidl's step mother's niece replaced her. It takes four people to be Lidl.....
* She's done her last gallery shoot for KM....work drying up Lidl?
* After her 'honest' review of the Dyson Airwrap, that she had to pay for, she's now blaming it for her dry hair. Your hair was fried already Lidl but we recommend Nicky Lazou's hair mask!
* She's listening to Spare and believes everything Prince Harry says, because it's his 'own words' (apologies to the ghostwriter). She thinks those of us who don't share her opinion have been 'hijacked by the media'. Er, no, it's called critical thinking Lidl.
* Lumi's cat flap was locked for 21 days. The MGs didn't notice this shocking oversight, and when they did notice, they told us what they'd done!
* The expensive lemon trees are dead. It's not Lidl's fault. She couldn't get in the Greedhouse to water. Her own vlog shows this is complete bollocks but Nicholsons are replacing them anyway.
* The hundreds of spring bulbs remain unplanted. It's not her fault. She couldn't reach them.
* The ferns are dead. It's not her fault. She didn't bother to water them.
* The tablecloth she ordered wasn't paid for. It's not her fault. She has staff to do these things.
* She's flogging a pack of 50 cards from Amazon and foraging dead leaves to decorate them....zzz
* The dressing room shelves are empty..........zzzzzz
* Snowdrops are flowering....zzzzzzzzzzz
* She has a holiday booked. Hitting the ground running in January was exhausting....
In other news:
Vic now has an HermĆØs Birkin 35....it's nearly as big as her, but it's a Birkin!
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. Elsie wonāt like the stiff competition with the other Queenā¦so this may be a sound compromise for the little fella.
sorry I know this isnāt an episode of sexcetera but poor Ali, come on man, youāre in your prime - get out there and get some passion and some love! You go get yours!