Congratulations to our @Milking Keynes for the brilliant thread title with 57 votes! 
* Yes, Lidl is into vintage andburgundy merlot now. She's only buying Hermes, has sold all her other bags and is slagging off Chanel.
* She's bought a 1977 Rouge H Kelly Sellier 32cm. Is it a 'homage' to new BFF Lauren (the la.way)?
* She bought it from Parisian Sweet for ยฃ7k. Unfortunately he announced it first
* Seems he's had the "most wonderful conversations" with Lidl "about what vintage means to her". That must have been riveting!
* Parisian Sweet then posted about a bad experience with a customer. If it sounds like Lidl, looks like Lidl and smells like Lidl, it probably (allegedly) is Lidl.
* Lidl also bought another Hermes, a gold Togo leather Birkin that was on her wish list...blah, blah.
* She did a tiktok of stomping round the garden with an empty trug and an empty wheelbarrow and an empty Smythson notebook. Nothing going on in your empty life then Lidl?
* The MGs synchronised perfume spraying is being lambasted on tiktok! The couple who sprays together, stays together!
* She posting pics "straight off the back of the camera" with the song 'This is love'. Vain much?
* She announced that her bespoke Souster and Hicks black watch blazer is too tight across the back. Maybe she should have tried it on instead of draping it over her shoulders?
* Lidl is referring to Cawwie as her Momager. Watch out for the MGs sex tape coming soon.
* We saw Lidl draped over a piano. Seems her home growing up featured a baby grand piano but her cruel father 'donated' it when her parents split..... She now wants to buy one for her grade 8 piano playing mother to "tinker" on! Er....it's tinkle Lidl!
* She's busy busy busy withmeetings #beauty appointments and has cured her scalp psoriasis dandruff.
In other news
Vic sold half her handbags and donated 20k to charity. 
* Yes, Lidl is into vintage and
* She's bought a 1977 Rouge H Kelly Sellier 32cm. Is it a 'homage' to new BFF Lauren (the la.way)?
* She bought it from Parisian Sweet for ยฃ7k. Unfortunately he announced it first
* Seems he's had the "most wonderful conversations" with Lidl "about what vintage means to her". That must have been riveting!
* Parisian Sweet then posted about a bad experience with a customer. If it sounds like Lidl, looks like Lidl and smells like Lidl, it probably (allegedly) is Lidl.
* Lidl also bought another Hermes, a gold Togo leather Birkin that was on her wish list...blah, blah.
* She did a tiktok of stomping round the garden with an empty trug and an empty wheelbarrow and an empty Smythson notebook. Nothing going on in your empty life then Lidl?
* The MGs synchronised perfume spraying is being lambasted on tiktok! The couple who sprays together, stays together!
* She posting pics "straight off the back of the camera" with the song 'This is love'. Vain much?
* She announced that her bespoke Souster and Hicks black watch blazer is too tight across the back. Maybe she should have tried it on instead of draping it over her shoulders?
* Lidl is referring to Cawwie as her Momager. Watch out for the MGs sex tape coming soon.
* We saw Lidl draped over a piano. Seems her home growing up featured a baby grand piano but her cruel father 'donated' it when her parents split..... She now wants to buy one for her grade 8 piano playing mother to "tinker" on! Er....it's tinkle Lidl!
* She's busy busy busy with
In other news
Vic sold half her handbags and donated 20k to charity.
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Happy Birthday dear 
hope you have a wonderful day.
I got you a card and a present. Went all out. Itโs dry Jan so have made savings and decided to splurge on you.... first up - the card. I couldnโt find a swishy haired goddess up a ladder so just pretend you went to Dr. Ayad and asked for โThe Lydiaโ. I also bought you a tastefully tasseled bikini to wear in a Melbourne man cave with Eddie.
