Lydia Millen #160 Lydia's Christmas content is here, too bad Ali has yet to appear

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Huge thanks to our @Boadicea1 for the thread title with 49 votes!

In the last poll we voted on how long we thought Christmas with the MGs will last. 38% of us thought Lidl would post every day for a week and fall ill! Let's see!

* Vlogmas / Novembermas kicked off with an extra long two minute intro, filmed by Ali.
* Billed as Christmas with the Millen Gordons, Ali referred to it as "Lydia's Vlogmas intro".
* She said he "brought her vision" to life. We said he resurrected the dead...for a horror movie.
* The intro featured:
- Lidl stomping across misty, soggy fields with the doggies
- Lidl tipping her flat cap to camera
- Lidl pulling shop bought carrots from the coffin beds
- Lidl placing fake presents, riding boots and carrots in the Defender
- Lidl, in tweed jacket and Chanel brooch trotting on lame, fat Romeo
- Lidl carrying brown paper wrapped gifts into the living room
- The 'family' in front of the fire, where Ali made a guest appearance.

* Vlogmas will be 4 times a week (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday)....so far we've had:
Vlogmas Day 1 "Christmas will be different this year." They are spending it alone. Er...you were alone last Christmas Day!
(When they had no room they couldn't have guests; now they have room they don't want them!)
Vlogmas Day 2 "My wonderful friends and 30 Christmas party outfits." It featured the three witches witches, Lidl, her employee Cawwie and flying monkey make up artist Alex at a KM shoot. Both were shot in early November.

* The Bunga and fake Christmas trees were decorated by a hired help...with Lydia adding a few pheasant feathers.
* Lidl said she was going "back to basics" by reusing decorations. She bought new as you can't affiliate link old ones!
* We speculated that Lidl's tearful rant in her car was because Nicholsons couldn't finish the garden in time for filming.

Round up of other news:
* Lidl described #savoygate as a "misunderstanding" rather than a scandal.
* Jodie May said Lidl was on her phone at the Savoy theatre the whole time, scrolling through her #savoygate TikTok comments!
* The Independent's #savoygate article on Lidl has had 3 million views.
* We enjoyed @shameless_podcast presenters snorting with laughter at Lidl's"worst possible" responses to #savoygate comments.
* HGTudor has made a You Tube video about Lidl called "Is this a narcissist?", mentioning #hairgate. He's well known for his videos on narcissist Meghan Markle but he speaks very sloooooowwwwwly so watch it speeded up!
* We welcomed some tea from @letsplayhorsey and @InstaLurka7 .
* Lidl put out a TikTok about how she should wear a headband.
* Lidl was at a design meeting with Cara Mellon for 2023 campaigns!!!
* She's ditched all her ear furniture...too chavy!
* "Every next level of your life will demand a different version of you" said Lidl...reinventing herself as a humble amateur rider.
* Vic is selling half her handbags and donating the money to charity
* Vic and hubby went to the Ralph Lauren ball. Ali was there alone, fielding #savoygate questions, in his black watch tartan blazer...

Pics courtesy of @Allexie01 @xoxo55 @Julia123

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Thanks @Oops...

🎵 12 Days of Vlogmas…🎵

On the first day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
A small tin of prunes and some tea

On the second day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the third day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Three hench-men
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the fourth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the fifth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me

Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the sixth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the seventh day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the eighth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the ninth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the tenth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the eleventh day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Eleven Carries dancing
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the twelfth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Hubby stopped romancing
Eleven Carries dancing
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tins of prunes and some tea
 
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Bravo Captain! Thank you for your recap and another bright and shiny new thread - especially since you are SO busy today. 💕

er...just to say I don’t know how to copy and paste the Twelve Days of Vlogmas here as requested because I am a complete Luddite and thick person...😬 Sorry...
 
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Bravo Captain! Thank you for your recap and another bright and shiny new thread - especially since you are SO busy today. 💕

er...just to say I don’t know how to copy and paste the Twelve Days of Vlogmas here as requested because I am a complete Luddite and thick person...😬
No problem, tis done. It means you don't get the likes though but you will know they are for you ❤
 
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NB when I said "both were shot in early November" I meant the vlogs, not Cawwie and Alex. 🤣
 
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Thank you for the new thread and summary to keep us all on our feet as we witness together this travesty.
 
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Huge thanks to our @Boadicea1 for the thread title with 49 votes!

In the last poll we voted on how long we thought Christmas with the MGs will last. 38% of us thought Lidl would post every day for a week and fall ill! Let's see!

* Vlogmas / Novembermas kicked off with an extra long two minute intro, filmed by Ali.
* Billed as Christmas with the Millen Gordons, Ali referred to it as "Lydia's Vlogmas intro".
* She said he "brought her vision" to life. We said he resurrected the dead...for a horror movie.
* The intro featured:
- Lidl stomping across misty, soggy fields with the doggies
- Lidl tipping her flat cap to camera
- Lidl pulling shop bought carrots from the coffin beds
- Lidl placing fake presents, riding boots and carrots in the Defender
- Lidl, in tweed jacket and Chanel brooch trotting on lame, fat Romeo
- Lidl carrying brown paper wrapped gifts into the living room
- The 'family' in front of the fire, where Ali made a guest appearance.

* Vlogmas will be 4 times a week (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday)....so far we've had:
Vlogmas Day 1 "Christmas will be different this year." They are spending it alone. Er...you were alone last Christmas Day!
(When they had no room they couldn't have guests; now they have room they don't want them!)
Vlogmas Day 2 "My wonderful friends and 30 Christmas party outfits." It featured the three witches witches, Lidl, her employee Cawwie and flying monkey make up artist Alex at a KM shoot. Both were shot in early November.

* The Bunga and fake Christmas trees were decorated by a hired help...with Lydia adding a few pheasant feathers.
* Lidl said she was going "back to basics" by reusing decorations. She bought new as you can't affiliate link old ones!
* We speculated that Lidl's tearful rant in her car was because Nicholsons couldn't finish the garden in time for filming.

Round up of other news:
* Lidl described #savoygate as a "misunderstanding" rather than a scandal.
* Jodie May said Lidl was on her phone at the Savoy theatre the whole time, scrolling through her #savoygate TikTok comments!
* The Independent's #savoygate article on Lidl has had 3 million views.
* We enjoyed @shameless_podcast presenters snorting with laughter at Lidl's"worst possible" responses to #savoygate comments.
* HGTudor has made a You Tube video about Lidl called "Is this a narcissist?", mentioning #hairgate. He's well known for his videos on narcissist Meghan Markle but he speaks very sloooooowwwwwly so watch it speeded up!
* We welcomed some tea from @letsplayhorsey and @InstaLurka7 .
* Lidl put out a TikTok about how she should wear a headband.
* Lidl was at a design meeting with Cara Mellon for 2023 campaigns!!!
* She's ditched all her ear furniture...too chavy!
* "Every next level of your life will demand a different version of you" said Lidl...reinventing herself as a humble amateur rider.
* Vic is selling half her handbags and donating the money to charity
* Vic and hubby went to the Ralph Lauren ball. Ali was there alone, fielding #savoygate questions, in his black watch tartan blazer...

Pics courtesy of @Allexie01 @xoxo55 @Julia123

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Back by popular demand....

Thanks @Oops...

🎵 12 Days of Vlogmas…🎵

On the first day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
A small tin of prunes and some tea

On the second day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the third day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Three hench-men
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the fourth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the fifth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me

Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the sixth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the seventh day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the eighth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the ninth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the tenth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the eleventh day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Eleven Carries dancing
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the twelfth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Hubby stopped romancing
Eleven Carries dancing
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tins of prunes and some tea
Wonderful recap - you are back by popular demand, Capitán! We thank you for summing up Mylene like no other 🤣🤣❤
 
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The pink dress she was wearing that was posted on the last thread is a Halfpenny dress.

I really doubt they have ordered large quantities of Lydias KM collection. I would say maybe 10 of each size.
 
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The pink dress she was wearing that was posted on the last thread is a Halfpenny dress.

I really doubt they have ordered large quantities of Lydias KM collection. I would say maybe 10 of each size.
Is that because Grossie was gifted a Halfpenny dress?
 
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Re people saying brand deals will dry up for Lydia because people are choosing between heating and eating etc. Well, I'm not entirely sure anything will change because of the current crisis. Will the privileged influencers really see any change for them as brands still have to do promoting and paying an influencer is still cheaper than say producing and paying for a TV spot or any other advertising practice? Yes the influencers may loose money on affiliate links commissions as people might consume less, but they will still be paid for sponsored content just like before. The brands need visibility and sometimes that's all they're paying for, doesn't matter wether the influencer brings clients or not. Brands need to stay relevant and unfluencers are the way to reach a broad audience at a cheaper rate...

I believe there will always be a new brand for Lydia to go and ruin her relation with. She's a serial brand deal consumer, she goes from one to another without thinking long term ever.
 
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas 🎼🎹🥁🎻

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the Bungalow
It’s glistening once again
With Black Watch and lights that glow

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Dior in the window of Harrods store
But the prettiest sight to see
Is me, me, me
At the intro to my Vlogmas snore

A pair of Louboutin boots
And a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of the shooting set
Dogs that provide Vlogmas content
And friends that I rent
Jars of Shitney to be sent

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Glóby boxes in every store
It’s a dream to behold
My brand seen everywhere to be sold
It warms me like the Savoy

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
And if I was a squillionaire
I wouldn’t want to share
Wear my Kelly everywhere
Have someone to put on my shoes and bronzer

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Plucking carrots from her Defender
Wearing sequined shorts and tool
Breaking every ASA rule
Carrie paid to defend her

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
A big FU to 2022
But I think we all agree as we get nearer to 2023
The blame lies at your ooowwwwwnnnnn front door!

Sure, it’s Vlogmas once more....🤣
 
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas 🎼🎹🥁🎻

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the Bungalow
It’s glistening once again
With Black Watch and lights that glow

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Dior in the window of Harrods store
But the prettiest sight to see
Is me, me, me
At the intro to my Vlogmas snore

A pair of Louboutin boots
And a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of the shooting set
Dogs that provide Vlogmas content
And friends that I rent
Jars of Shitney to be sent

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Glóby boxes in every store
It’s a dream to behold
My brand seen everywhere to be sold
It warms me like the Savoy

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
And if I was a squillionaire
I wouldn’t want to share
Wear my Kelly everywhere
Have someone to put on my shoes and bronzer

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
Plucking carrots from her Defender
Wearing sequined shorts and tool
Breaking every ASA rule
Carrie paid to defend her

It’s beginning to look a lot like Vlogmas
A big FU to 2022
But I think we all agree as we get nearer to 2023
The blame lies at your ooowwwwwnnnnn front door!

Sure, it’s Vlogmas once more....🤣
💕👒☘🥃🥰🌟👏🏽✍🏻🙏 Yassss!
 
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Reposting our translated December poem wine waffle as requested by the wonderful @Miscanthus


Chapter twelve. This crap is tragic. Tis the season at last. Burner phones buzz. Noses glow. Puke in the gutter on all fours. Bushy eyebrows. Wine glasses pirouette - spilling on my thigh. Deck the halls. Who am I kidding? String up Ali's balls! Begged gifts. Hampers full. A time to grab, get, receive. Fake tan, cats piss and fag ash warm the air. Views fall. I don't listen. Off to the Savoy I go! Whispering Angel gets me jolly. Alex fights. Disposable. Under candlelight I reply to comments into the night. Pisstakers come in troves. Decimation. A fright. Half arsed vlogmas. Far and wide brands drop me, relief. I'm a joke. So are my numbers. Champagne pours, bottoms up! Time stands still. What day is it? Pause and reflect. Hungover walks. Lazy days. More mini eggs? No regrets! Final countdowns 3...hic...2....hic...1. Bye to my career, it's totally done. Turn on the heating. A year's worth of narcissistic tit to blame others for....
 
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Huge thanks to our @Boadicea1 for the thread title with 49 votes!

In the last poll we voted on how long we thought Christmas with the MGs will last. 38% of us thought Lidl would post every day for a week and fall ill! Let's see!

* Vlogmas / Novembermas kicked off with an extra long two minute intro, filmed by Ali.
* Billed as Christmas with the Millen Gordons, Ali referred to it as "Lydia's Vlogmas intro".
* She said he "brought her vision" to life. We said he resurrected the dead...for a horror movie.
* The intro featured:
- Lidl stomping across misty, soggy fields with the doggies
- Lidl tipping her flat cap to camera
- Lidl pulling shop bought carrots from the coffin beds
- Lidl placing fake presents, riding boots and carrots in the Defender
- Lidl, in tweed jacket and Chanel brooch trotting on lame, fat Romeo
- Lidl carrying brown paper wrapped gifts into the living room
- The 'family' in front of the fire, where Ali made a guest appearance.

* Vlogmas will be 4 times a week (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday)....so far we've had:
Vlogmas Day 1 "Christmas will be different this year." They are spending it alone. Er...you were alone last Christmas Day!
(When they had no room they couldn't have guests; now they have room they don't want them!)
Vlogmas Day 2 "My wonderful friends and 30 Christmas party outfits." It featured the three witches witches, Lidl, her employee Cawwie and flying monkey make up artist Alex at a KM shoot. Both were shot in early November.

* The Bunga and fake Christmas trees were decorated by a hired help...with Lydia adding a few pheasant feathers.
* Lidl said she was going "back to basics" by reusing decorations. She bought new as you can't affiliate link old ones!
* We speculated that Lidl's tearful rant in her car was because Nicholsons couldn't finish the garden in time for filming.

Round up of other news:
* Lidl described #savoygate as a "misunderstanding" rather than a scandal.
* Jodie May said Lidl was on her phone at the Savoy theatre the whole time, scrolling through her #savoygate TikTok comments!
* The Independent's #savoygate article on Lidl has had 3 million views.
* We enjoyed @shameless_podcast presenters snorting with laughter at Lidl's"worst possible" responses to #savoygate comments.
* HGTudor has made a You Tube video about Lidl called "Is this a narcissist?", mentioning #hairgate. He's well known for his videos on narcissist Meghan Markle but he speaks very sloooooowwwwwly so watch it speeded up!
* We welcomed some tea from @letsplayhorsey and @InstaLurka7 .
* Lidl put out a TikTok about how she should wear a headband.
* Lidl was at a design meeting with Cara Mellon for 2023 campaigns!!!
* She's ditched all her ear furniture...too chavy!
* "Every next level of your life will demand a different version of you" said Lidl...reinventing herself as a humble amateur rider.
* Vic is selling half her handbags and donating the money to charity
* Vic and hubby went to the Ralph Lauren ball. Ali was there alone, fielding #savoygate questions, in his black watch tartan blazer...

Pics courtesy of @Allexie01 @xoxo55 @Julia123

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Back by popular demand....

Thanks @Oops...

🎵 12 Days of Vlogmas…🎵

On the first day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
A small tin of prunes and some tea

On the second day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the third day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Three hench-men
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the fourth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the fifth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me

Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the sixth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the seventh day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the eighth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the ninth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the tenth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the eleventh day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Eleven Carries dancing
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tin of prunes and some tea

On the twelfth day of Vlogmas
My Food Bank sent to me
Hubby stopped romancing
Eleven Carries dancing
Ten ponies prancing
Nine lilies silking
Eight flogs a-milking
Seven doggies scolding
Six hotels folding
Five bingo wings!
Four tweedy balls
Three henchmen
Two hairy rants
And a small tins of prunes and some tea
Aldi has made the intro and Christmas Tattle 😁🎄🎅⛄🎁
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