Congratulations to our colourful @coconochanel for the great thread title with 52 votes!
Birthday 'speshul'
* Lidl celebrated her 34th birthday. Oh and teeny tiny Ali had a birthday too....four days earlier.
* Ali and Lidl enjoyed HER birthday meal at Frog, a Michelin starred restaurant in Covent Garden. What a waste of Β£500 ....she'd rather eat pizza!
* They had a driver. No standard premium train seats for Hyacinth.
* On the day we saw a photo of the birthday girl in a multicoloured, polyester Oasis frock in front of a huge matching balloon display, at Flore House. For her? Nooooo! Oasis is owned by Boohoo, the photographer was Karen Millen's, the balloons were there for a wedding shoot and it was shot days earlier. Great sleuthing @Wophie and @Julia123
* Lidl didn't show all the flowers and birthday wishes from brands....oh....there were none!
* Her birthday was 'spectacular'. She worked out, walked the dogs and Ali did his first bee inspection of the year.
* With only
* The bots manifested good weather, there was a dismal tablescrape, old ladders, a watering can, cake and sandwiches. It was set up by "her" 500 year old wall. The Greedhouse was illuminated to annoy the neighbours..
* All Lidl's friends attended the "Millen Gordon worthy soiree". Frenemy Grossie, fangirl Claudia, employee bff Cawwie and....er...paid nail tech Alex Powers couldn't make it.
* Fortunately "the world's most popular husband" Ali has real friends who understand her "extra-ness" and are patient with her. You mean attention seeking behaviour they tolerate for Ali's sake?
* Her outfit for the big day didn't arrive in time.....again. She "shopped" her extensive dress wardrobe. She found the very same dress she wore to London.
* 'The 'shot queen' was worn out serving drinks. She went to bed early in the clothes she'd worn for two events. Her guests were still there.....
* Early nights are nothing new...she went to bed at 9pm on Ali's birthday...after napping in the afternoon. He played golf.
* Ali was spotted on the sofa looking very friendly with one of his mates...
* On April 19 Lidl did a meet and greet in London for sexy Italian lingerie brand Intimissimi. She wore a long sleeved, crumpled, linen maxi dress.
* This was the same dress she wore up a tree at Flore House and in the Greedhouse...ugh.
* She hadn't prepped her speech and only
* She did an online Q&A. She really wanted a character house with modern features. She bought a modern Bunga and stuffed it with rustic tat!
* She's moving out....of the dressing room. The clickbait titles are boosting engagement. They're working!
* Silly us. There are no clickbait titles. We should have been paying attention.
* Ken is painting the dressing room in 'Mizzle'. He doesn't want to be filmed.
* Ali is removing the trimming from the mirror doors. He's hung the 'seamonster' chandelier.
* She's selling her Dior book tote, pink tweed Chanel Boy bag, floral Dior, black Chanel Trendy etc through Sellier. Need the cash Lidl?
* A few weeks post breast surgery and the surgical bra has been removed. She's back to weightlifting and riding.
* Meanwhile the new implants are parting ways and the canyon cleavage has reappeared.
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* She bought 18 terracotta pots, four old books and was #gifted a candle and reed diffuser.... 'cos she's famous!
* It was cold. She wore a cotton Erdem dress. She was cold. They went home early. This is the woman who wears knee length boots to the beach.
* She sowed veggie seeds. She's going to stencil her LM logo onto baskets for her home grown produce! What produce and are you Fortnum and Mason?
* @Rouaasheikhly spilled some tea (will post in the WIKI)
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. Fab recap as always 
. Side note I've just finished watching Victoria's vlog and she looks fresh, fashionable and her skin is glowing so unlike our Lady of the bung.
