Day 20 of the war against the Ukraine and a week since the last thread. We continue to think about the people of the Ukraine and anybody else affected.
Congratulations to @Londondiva for the thread title with a massive 94 votes! Woo hoo! You've arrived!
* We're trying to find escapism in Lidl's content. It's like trying to find a working toilet in the Bunga!
* There's a skeleton in the MG's cupboard. True.
* The MGs are "no longer defined by their jobs". So they have jobs?
* She feels like a twit vlogging on her own. Only then Lidl?
* We are so over the riding. But not as much as Romeo....
* Fan girl Claudia Bennett is helping Lidl with #content .
* Even teeny tiny Ali has mounted a
* We cannot stop laughing at Lidl's huge velvet riding hat and Farrah Fawcett hair.
* Riding has "set her soul on fire". Her leggings have burnt our retinas.
* Cawwie had a 6 hour appt with hairdresser Ruby on Tuesday. It looks dreadful. Cawwie cried. Lidl filmed #content. Shade was thrown at Nicky Lazou
* Cawwie is too British and polite to say if she doesn't like something. But not above trashing Nicky
.* International Women's Day. Lidl pranced around in Intimissimi undies with her bolt ons on display. Years of struggle undone in one reel.
* Surgery with private surgeon Dr Malucci is scheduled. The bolt ons are coming out.
* She has swelling in her breasts but says her GP wouldn't touch implants.
* We are bored with the kitchen garden journey.
* She's removing the pink climbing roses from her pergola. They don't go with her colour scheme!
* She's had bespoke pointed posts made. Don't trip up!
* She's having a holm oak hedge. Privacy loving neighbours paid .... allegedly.
* Lidl has an antique French chandelier in the Greedhouse. Her 'tradesman husband' hung it.
* She was potting up plants on the butcher's block. Shame you don't have a Greedhouse!
* She's hosting 'meals' (if you can call Domino's pizza a meal) in the Greedhouse. Shame you don't have a dining table.
* She's washing the dogs in the en suite. Shame......I'm boring myself now!
* She's walking across fields. Yawn. I am bored.
* The woman who refused gardening advice has suggested a closed Facebook site for her "gardening community". She asked for names for it....our @MichiganGal nailed it with "Dead Plants Society".
* She's manifesting spring....spring candles, spring foliage ' install', spring cleaning products.
* The candles cost Β£470...she got three in case stocks were low.
* @hello.petal.flowers "installed"
* Ali cleared his closet of clothes for the refugees. Only short elderly Ukrainian's need apply.
* The 'solid oak' coffin beds have been installed, complete with irrigation. No more weak wristed poncing around with a watering can.
* @Namima is tracking who she's following in instagram...she foresees a French holiday!
* Frow, Grossie and Lidl all have wonky eyes #fillers
* We admired @Mkr53 and @EnglishBreakfastTea genuine Hermès bags.
In other news
We are pleased @CarrotSunshine is still safe in Russia and are thinking about @curiouser&curiouser who has family in the Ukraine
Frow has joined Hypesight talent agency. She was at the Baftas in a couture dress and Bulgari accessories. She's been in Paris for HermΓ¨s AW@2/23 presentation.
Frow and Amelia Liana were at the Remarkable Women Awards.
Grossie has postponed her wedding until 2023...when the garden looks nice.
Robin Gallant has had her fillers dissolved.
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Since you called her heartless waves sausage thing a hose recently, this came up on my feed
