A week since the last thread and our thoughts continue to be with the courageous people of the Ukraine and anybody who has loved ones there.
Thanks for voting for my thread title with, 35 votes. Hot on my heels was
"Verschlimmbessert the house, all toilets broken, the smell's a Graus" from @AmaliaLana with 32 votes!
Translation: Verschlimmbessert = tried to improve but made it worse /Graus = horror
Happy International Women's Day 2022!
The last poll results showed the majority of us thought Elsie would revisit her hair journey within a week or two.....we're waiting!
* We had differing views about Elsie talking about the war in the Ukraine but thought she should mention charities/support her Ukraine brand/acknowledge subscribers caught in it.
* We think she flagged the word Ukraine in comments and deleted those comments
* We are sure the Hermès Kelly is fake.
* Ali's vlog claimed he "crashed" the Aston. It was scratched on the drive. Probably Elsie's pointy finger nails.
* We all audibly gasped at the fungus Potager Green nail varnish that Lidl has mixed
* Ali was "taking on" Pancake Day. He made pancakes. Elsie used her fingers in the sugar cannister but didn't need lemon because she is sour enough
* Her vlogs are for "escapism". There's a bad smell of sewage in the powder room, the sump pump is broken, there's pee and poop everywhere, the cat is sick.....escape, escape!
* Lumi is peeing blood. Elsie finds trips to the vet stressful. It's not about you Elsie!
* Elsie mentioned "our 500 year old wall that towers over our garden". It's unlikely to be her wall and if it's 500 years old it predates the original manor house that's been rebuilt twice!
* The kitchen garden is getting a "glow up". Elsie strolled around "the site". There will be oak posts, arches, 'zones', flower beds, outdoor kitchen, a hot tub in the 'woodland', a shed for Ali. But...but...but the toilets don't work!
* The solid oak coffin beds are being installed. They will last twice as long as the old ones. That'll be TWO years then!
* She wants an outdoor office. She doesn't like "the girls" being in the house.
* Elsie threw a 30th birthday party for her second best friend and nail technician, single mum Alex. It was supposed to be at Soho Farmhouse. It was in the Greedhouse. In a building site. In winter. They ate Domino's pizza.
* She posted a photo of herself by the pool at Soho Farmhouse. There's no photography allowed and she can't swim.
* Elsie's flogging EvolveTogether deodorant in her bathroom on tiktok #desperate.
* She modelled summer 'Holiday' outfits but her nipples didn't get the memo.
* She wants high waisted jeans. She needs to cover her belly button.
* Elsie saw London-based consultant Dr Malucci about her implants. He is famous for TV's Botched and specialises in natural looks. She complained the consultation was expensive!
* She wants to lose weight. She wanted to put on weight after Christmas. She's upped her calorie intake. Pick a lane Elsie!
* She's flogging KBK healthy meals. The MGs realise their portions were too big. Ali eats them. She's too "fussy".
* She's reading 'English Etiquette'. It "teaches you to cultivate a traditional and charming countenance"
* She had a Creative Friday with Lauren Costly. There will be a brick floor in the basement with rugs made from their old carpet.
* The backgammon set has been turned round. Hi Lidl!
* Frow and Kaushal seem pally
Kaushal did a shout out to Nicky Lazou, calling her "THE BEST hair colourist"
* Frow posted a photo of Beau on a cream sofa against a black wall. Three hours later Elsie posted similar photos. Coincidence? We think NOT!
In other news:
We discussed hair dyes, long hair, grey hair, implant cost and recovery time and horse breeds. We posted photos of our fur babies. Jump over to the Vignettes & Pets thread for more!
Happy birthday to @Wophie
Congratulations on your upcoming wedding @nightmareonbondstreet
We are thinking of @CarrotSunshine in Russia and ππ@curiouser&curiouser who has family in the Ukraine
Thanks to @Namima and others for the screen grabs
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