Our thoughts are with the people of Ukraine and anybody who has loved ones there. Flag and national flower of Ukraine.
Congratulations to our wonderful @Milking Keynes for the thread title which received 58 votes!
* Elsie has not mentioned the war in Ukraine. We now have some 'borrowed' word salad about staying silent if you don't know what to say. She's not an expert on geopolitical wars. Instead she's providing escapism...and deleting comments.
* She has not supported Milla, a Ukrainian brand she is working with.
* She put out a vlog called "The end of my hair jouNRey" a week after the end of her hair jouRNey. She understands her problems may be trivial but she thinks this will help others. Nobody has hair like yours, Elsie!
* The vlog documents two appointments with Despina, between which she was "living life as a brunette". The second appointment was 9 hours. It looks the same.
* @Julia123 found a vlog from July 15 2021 which shows her "benchmark hair". It is blonde. At that stage she hadn't seen Despina for some time, as she was in Greece, even though she's been going to Despina for "7 years".
* She said she's elevated Despina through her channels. We would feel sorry for Despina but we think she's a witch too.
* Elsie is donating her vlog ad income to the Little Princess Trust, a charity that makes wigs for children. There were very few ads and no link to the charity.
* Seems the Millen-Morons were accompanied to the Carton House Hotel, co Kildare nr Dublin, by bestie Cawwie and Man Bun. It was a holiday. Elsie IS working with Fairmont Hotels but clearly couldn't persuade them to sponsor the video.
* No sooner had Elsie decided that she was "back in the saddle", then we were treated to a photo of her new velvet riding hat and a photo of a saddle, she was following a Milton Keynes riding supplies shop, she had bought Cawwie lessons and was back on a horse at a private riding yard owned by fan girl Claudia. For a slothy sloth Elsie, you don't hang around!
* We saw footage of Elsie 'riding'. The experienced riders on the thread commented on short stirrups, stirrups facing the wrong way, tight reins, riding the horse's neck, feet in wrong position, poor posture, "horse show" hat, turningand the horse by the reins, and inappropriate hair and make up. A natural!
* Romeo the horse bolted. She broke a nail. She's probably not insured. Try harder Romeo.
* She needed to show Romeo "whose" boss. We know who is the boss!
* Elsie showcased some 'spring' outfits from her Karen Millen collaboration. Not for spring in the UK though!
* Elsie modelled a bikini. If you are short with wide shoulders and a big bust, best avoid high waist, low cut leg, bandeau style with wide shoulder straps.
* She made it to #15 on the Blogger List. Frow was #1 for the 5th year.
*Elsie admitted she used to bore herself to sleep when she edited her own vlogs. Now you know how we feel!
* She visited her "Iranian family". Her step mother is Iranian. Maybe not mention Iran at the moment....you know, that geopolitical war!
* She's reading 'English Etiquette'. It must be a very long book.....we're waiting.
* She had a Creative Friday meeting with Lauren Costly. There was sage.
* Work replacing the (perfectly good) raised beds has started. She's not doing the work.
* Amelia, Josie, Freddy, Tamara and Lorna Luxe have all been abroad. There was a Rodial dinner for influencers in London. No invite for Lidl?
* While Elsie was doing "self care" we noticed the fern in her dressing room had died.
* There are 7 Globy kits for sale on eBay....
* Josie has been kitted out for The Cheltenham Races by Holland Cooper. Jealous Elsie?
* Ali had to walk the dogs while she was riding. He doesn't like walking and didn't want dogs.
* He has been off exploring with his adventure boys. Grab happiness where you can, Ali!
In other news
Congratulations to @SlothySloth on her job offer
We were delighted to see @NomDePlume again
We are thinking of @CarrotSunshine
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