Lunatics #8

[Lottiew1]

I couldn't stop thinking he looked like her mother

He does

 

[itsnotmereally]

I don’t wanna ask but I do wanna ask, is this TikTok guy ?
The one you tricked ?

Potentially

 

[fimfim]

You sure that’s not you
Wtf

Nooooooo! I would have died. They’d have been lifting out a massive shite and a corpse
Bad enough explaining to the date, but the firemen
🪦

 

[Lottiew1]

Thought of you girls when i saw this

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Yessssssss! Queens cherubs my loves!

 

[Jolie1988]

I have a few cigs on Fri night with my wine only smoke out the back when I'm drinking at home. I enjoy it. Only smoke about 5 a week to relax after a hard weeks work and opening and shutting my legs

 

[fimfim]

Omg hilarious bad enough she and the shite are wedged in the window , who took her bloody picture

It ended up on bbc news and then with the date reenacting the whole thing to Philip Schofield on this morning. Mortified for her

 

[LittleOne27]

Me also, thinking how can I hide the box when it comes

I send everything to my mums so mr little one doesn’t see

 

[Lottiew1]

@Lottiew1 im watching Rhoc , what do you think of Lystra’s nails ?

Ooohh I haven't watched it! Take a pic for me

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Can I even call summer berries wine? It's more like juice...

Ooh it's the 9% one.
Might have a wee glass. You're totally right.

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Just seen this on TT

This just makes it all the better

 

[Lizzy 93]

‘Stinker’
As in a god awful game
Woeful
Terrible
Is this another ‘midlands’ word ??

Nah nah nah I had to double check because it is Kyle after all

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Girl why do you want a ciggy ? No

I have this magical totally wrong idea that just inhaling the horrible bitter sweet taste will magically melt away all my stress.

 

[LittleOne27]

I wish we could voice note on here so many jokes

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

What we drinking today lads ?

Pepsi max

 

[spillallthetea]

Remember that girl that got trapped in between the windows after trying to fling her shite out on a tinder date 🪦

eta found it

Tinder date gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her own excrement

The unnamed girl had been for a romantic Tinder date at a Nando's in Bristol with Liam Smyth, 24, before she got stuck in the student's bathroom window while trying to retrieve her excrement.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Omg hilarious bad enough she and the shite are wedged in the window , who took her bloody picture

 

[Lizzy 93]

I have this magical totally wrong idea that just inhaling the horrible bitter sweet taste will magically melt away all my stress.

Fuk that
Drink some booze
Do a bec bec video
No Smokey Wokey

 

[whenindoubtgossip]

Ladies zara sale live on app @9
I contemplated keeping my trap shut to make sure I get what I want and it doesn’t sell out

Not all heros wear capes.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Id love to go.

Was more of a creamfields sesh head back in the day so im put off tents for life. Camper van would be mint at glasto

Hell yeah !! The only way i’d go again is with one of the glamping packages

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Water

I really should be as well
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Soluble codeine

There are worse things I suppose. Better things too, obviously. Hope they're good and they work and you're okay!

 

[Lizzy 93]

I'm drinking from the bottle
No smokey wokey

Bet you Gareth Southgate's been smokin something tho, no subs at half time! I'd really hate to be him...

And as I type England equalises!
I'm a lucky charm
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Erm...
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Gareth’s pissing me off tbh
Fukin donkey

 

[Lizzy 93]

@MinnieXX what’s a dick tummy
Was that a typo ? Looool