What do we think he’s claiming back off that ikea receipt
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Either
a) All of it because he showed it in a vlog/haul
or
b) Meatballs and mash because he is claiming it was a business meeting with Mr Carrington
I find their friendship really odd. He seems to always be looking for Mr C's approval.
He seems infatuated with him, like a love sick teenager
I think luke is a bit jealous of Mr C. Like he expects to just be given these tv roles etc and be the same….
Luke on TV would be awful , he’s got the personality of a parsnip
He sounds so forced when he speaks aswell because he tries to put on a voice all the time. He was awful at that awards ceremony they hosted together.
Yeah I was trying to think of what to say but well well well you’ve got it spot on - he tries so hard to come across a certain way with his put on voice, he’s trying to create some sort of persona, a cross between posh/normal but it just seems so fake. I definitely think he’s trying to get a presenting gig like Mr C. I don’t mind Luke, but it just doesn’t wash with me.
He sounds like he has a load of cotton wool balls shoved in his mouth.
Everything about him is fake. I always laugh when he fawns over his aunt and uncle who have obviously done well for themselves. Luke is the very definition of ‘champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget’.
He turns up at their house with Fortnum & Mason and Harrods bags and his mum gets a couple of Tesco's carriers, if she's lucky.
you are spot on.
even the dog gets better
So glad I came across this thread. Omg this boy is insufferable! He’s so fake. He tries to give off this “I’m so intelligent” vibe but it just doesn’t work. He uses words in the wrong context all the time, his posts are full of typos, and he’s just generally annoying. Considering it’s his “job” you think he would pay a bit more attention to detail. His friend looks like a trainee drag queen too. His dogs cute tho 
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.He'll be walking around with a gun and a couple of pheasants slung around his neck soon. Wanker!
Oh Luke you are so boring and so pretentious and so up your own a that it is so laughable you don't realise how you come across as such an idiot. The way you talk and dress is so wannabe posh and you will never achieve that as you are such a prize Pratt with your boring sad old woman wannabe as your side kick ZARA who looks like a man in drag. Yeah Bath is such a dream you will never get there saddo!!!!!
Zara does look more and more like a drag queen tbf hope she doesn't wear that much make up for work.its not professional
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