I'm buzzing I've just got home from my fellas so can listen to this whilst blasting some dirt on powerwash simulatorFfs said I’d watch Gone Fishing with my husband and now I’ve got this playing on my phone with subtitles![]()
I'm buzzing I've just got home from my fellas so can listen to this whilst blasting some dirt on powerwash simulatorFfs said I’d watch Gone Fishing with my husband and now I’ve got this playing on my phone with subtitles![]()
He posted a screenshot of you, me & littlemy & said he’s going to the police about tattle. Remember he’s got 500 screenshots of our hate postsHe really thinks he's some kind of Pi doesn't he! head! Dave doesn't care though be like Dave
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Wait are we ALL going to prison now or is it still just Slingo?
Please don’t do this, my husband and kids don’t deserve to lose their mum. I apologise for any offence or stress I may have accidentally caused you. It’s a big misunderstanding, you know I love you bro. What do you say huh? #squashthebeef #plzdontprosecute
It’s another guy that’s obviously been on the receiving end of Ian’s racism. Dave seems to have started a war on him & hopefully now others will join in
Let’s all go over to twitter & get that hashtag trending instead of Ian’sPoor fragile, dainty Slingo has been grassed up by Ian the Nazi. He's got a meeting with a very important policeman tomorrow. Poor delicate Slingo can't sleep at night for fear she will be plucked from her bed in front of her poor hubby and children by said very important policeman. It's all a big misunderstanding, lovely Slingo likes kittens, dancing, teddies and the odd glass of fizz. She'd never harm a soul
#FREEDOM4SLINGO
Hahaha tit I'm going to jail too? I want low Newton so i can tell Letby what I think of her!He posted a screenshot of you, me & littlemy & said he’s going to the police about tattle. Remember he’s got 500 screenshots of our hate posts![]()
He's such a fool, he really is arrogant enough to think he's got his tag trending when really it's lucyletby that's trending and that's cos of the Hitchens article. Such a moron, keep on tweeting the same old rit. Simple things please simple minds I suppose.It’s another guy that’s obviously been on the receiving end of Ian’s racism. Dave seems to have started a war on him & hopefully now others will join in
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Let’s all go over to twitter & get that hashtag trending instead of Ian’s![]()
No no Tofino from Tattle, Ian has sleuthed that @slingo16 has a husband and kids.
Why, for all this time, did I think you were a bloke?
Wonder if he ever stops to think that it's him that's the problem, not everyone elsePoor Ian isn’t having a good weekend. He’s only half way through getting his Chesterfairytalearticle ready because of all the hate Mail thats landing in his inbox![]()
Slingo is definitely a bloke, he mentioned once before that he had impregnated someone from Manchester. Its only Mycroft that thinks he's a woman.
Why, for all this time, did I think you were a bloke?
Can just imagine how that interview with the very important policeman will go:Slingo is definitely a bloke, he mentioned once before that he had impregnated someone from Manchester. Its only Mycroft that thinks he's a woman.
Can just imagine how that interview with the very important policeman will go:
M - I'm here to report a crime, someone impersonated me on Twitter
VIP - what's this person's name
M - Slingo
VIP - Slingo? No I meant their real name
M - oh don't know, it's just Slingo from Tattle
VIP - Tattle?
M - yeah it's a gossip site, they talk about me and give me hurty feelings.
VIP - OK, tell us more about Slingo
M - she's a woman with kids
VIP - We are gonna need more than that. Where does Slingo live?
M - Dunno
VIP - How old is she?
M - Dunno
VIP - what does she do for a living?
M - Dunno
VIP - you dint know much do you
M - no I'm.pretty thick really. And weird.
VIP - *big sigh. OK tell us how she impersonated you?
M - she stole my profile pic and my name.
VIP - can we have a look?
Pause
Ian Wiltshire I am arresting you for impersonating Donald Trump
Ian Wiltshire is arrested and spends the rest of his miserable life in jail, and banned from Twitter for life.
Well that's how I think it will go...
bleeping calm down Sonia ladI’m going to sleep with @slingo16 husband when she’s in prison.
Your marriage by the sounds of it. Watch the bleeping fishing programmenot all I’m blowing
Worry about your own husband girl!! Last night with him before your Lee Coopered tomorrow hun xxYour marriage by the sounds of it. Watch the bleeping fishing programme![]()
Hahahaha. He should be the one getting lee coopered after this absolute violation of you.Worry about your own husband girl!! Last night with him before your Lee Coopered tomorrow hun xx
Mads is going to have his guts for garters!!Hahahaha. He should be the one getting lee coopered after this absolute violation of you.