Can just imagine how that interview with the very important policeman will go:
M - I'm here to report a crime, someone impersonated me on Twitter
VIP - what's this person's name
M - Slingo
VIP - Slingo? No I meant their real name
M - oh don't know, it's just Slingo from Tattle
VIP - Tattle?
M - yeah it's a gossip site, they talk about me and give me hurty feelings.
VIP - OK, tell us more about Slingo
M - she's a woman with kids
VIP - We are gonna need more than that. Where does Slingo live?
M - Dunno
VIP - How old is she?
M - Dunno
VIP - what does she do for a living?
M - Dunno
VIP - you dint know much do you
M - no I'm.pretty thick really. And ugly.
VIP - *big sigh. OK tell us how she impersonated you?
M - she stole my profile pic and my name.
VIP - can we have a look?
Pause
Ian Wiltshire I am arresting you for impersonating Donald Trump
Ian Wiltshire is arrested and spends the rest of his miserable life in jail, and banned from Twitter for life.
Well that's how I think it will go...