Lucy Letby Case #53

[DellaC]

Remember when Judge Goss said that this trial would be over by the end of July. How many of us found that very generous, we believed it would be over way before that.

And yet, here we are.

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Morning tattlers, I’ve got covid, I’m pregnant and my mother in law can’t look after my toddler today. Please let there be a guilty verdict to make my life worth living!
(Oh god sorry lip fillers absolutely give me the ick, it’s like a visceral reaction I can’t help it!)

 

[MmmB777]

Think this brings us on to a good topic since it’s gone fairly feral in here with you hairy Marys. What are your biggest ‘ick’s?

Breathing.

 

[gigilouxx]

The narc I’ve mentioned on here used to wear her HCA uniform when she wasn’t even on shift, or had been on shift. As in she’d wake up on a non work day and put it on to go out in

 

[DellaC]

Think this brings us on to a good topic since it’s gone fairly feral in here with you hairy Marys. What are your biggest ‘ick’s?

I have a couple!
Loud chewing (More than an ick, it makes me ill)
Loud breathing
Spitting
Men who use umbrellas
Manky teeth
Flip-Flops
Hot tubs
Ashtrays
Ketchup/Mayo on my finger
People talking with their mouth full
People smoking whilst holding babies/pushing buggies
Public toilets
The smell of the tip
Cats
Toilet brushes
Bushy eyebrows
Acrylic nails
Phlegm
The Conservative Party

 

[DellaC]

Why on earth would ANYONE want to hang testicles from ugly fake crocs? These adverts need to just stop.

 

[MmmB777]

Omg they’re on. Thank fuck!

 

[MmmB777]

Just that cheeky ten minute extra wait to keep us all on the edge of panic.

Reckon they were having a little talk from Go$$y Baby that we won’t be privy to

 

[DellaC]

Have been following sporadically for a while but I’ve never been on a thread that moves so fast so I miss a lot! Got this week off work so I am really hoping for a verdict

Oh we hope so too!

As CNPI (Chief New Poster Inspector) I have to ask you a few questions. Please answer honestly, even if you feel ashamed.

1. Are you ginger?
2. What are your thoughts on Turkish Delight?
3. What are your favourite biscuits?
4. Les Dennis, Les Dawson, Les Battersby. Snog, Marry, Avoid?
5. Are you team guilty or team guilty?

 

[DellaC]

This is real life people. We all have unforeseen circumstances and issues we have to deal with. I don’t think for a moment that the Court would accept a difference of opinion as suitable grounds for absence. These are 12 ordinary people with their own lives to work around. Let’s stay grounded and not see disaster every time there’s an absence. We all want this to end but the reality is it takes as long as it takes.

Nope. Sorry. We shall agree to disagree.

This amount of unforeseen circumstances, particularly on a Monday, is not normal.

Yes it will take as long as it takes but please, don't just cast aside our frustrations. If we want to discuss this we will, if you don't then off you pop

 

[FastAndTheCurious7]

If it’s not twitter any more can we still call them tweets?

IT WILL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS TWITTER AND THEY WILL ALWAYS BE TWEETS. ELON CAN GET FUCKED - unless he’s listening then Hi Elon mate

 

[Bnbn. Th]

No verdict again then?

I've checked out a little, but still glazing over posts. Struggling a bit at the moment and just trying to plod on and not lose my shit. Hard to get a Dr's appointment to speak to someone when you have 3 small humans dangling off you at all times. Hope everyone else is feeling okay, if not, I'm sure you'll come out amazing on the other side of the struggle

 

[DM Me Hun]

Ages ago there was an article on the Mail online about random celebrity encounters or something like that. People started sharing their own encounters in the comment section and for some reason this one made me laugh so much that I screenshotted it:

“I was waiting for a train at Euston at about 6.30am when Les Dennis came up to me and asked which platform for the Glasgow train, said he’d forgotten his glasses. I said ‘I doooooon’t really knooooooo’ and he told me to f*ck off and stormed off”

 

[DellaC]

I trust Judge Goss. I have absolute faith in him ensuring that this is dealt with and managed in a way that will avoid a mistrial.

He must be very frustrated.

 

[DellaC]

@pissedandsad I'm glad you're here, there's a very beautiful, very poignant English poem that I would like to recite to you. I think it was penned by William Blake but can't be 100% sure but I just thought you'd like it.

Ee bye gum,
Does your belly touch your bum?
Do your tits hang low?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Does your dick go twang?
Can you play it in a band?

I hope you enjoy it and please do share it with your family and friends. With love from the UK

 

[DianaBanana]

Photos of men holding fish

 

[Tofino]

They have sun bears at Chester Zoo that were rescued and will never be able to live in the wild. They had a baby five years ago, here are my pics. I have a real soft spot for them, they are gorgeous

 

[nosycowmoo]

Honestly at what point do they actually just put them in a hotel and keep them there till they make a bloody verdict ffs

 

[JCMSadie]

Men icks:
- no socks in shoes, especially when their trousers are too short
- not washing their hands after the toilet (you have literally been holding your peen...and judging by your attitude to hand hygiene we all know it's fetid)
- gym bros
- ladsladslads
- men in trendy suits, especially at weddings
- manspreaders and mansplainers
- telling stories that are blatant lies about how tough they are, ditto "good guy" bragging
- fake tan, too much cologne, overly neat facial hair

General icks:
- bad hygiene
- lack of awareness/consideration of others
- people who stop to chat in doorways or the middle of the pavement
- queue jumpers
- when someone else's long hair touches me
- public intoxication (like, the walking paralytic)

This is just a sample, I could be here all night. Basically, I fucking hate people and doubt I'll ever find a man whose peen I would willing want within a 5mile radius of me.

But I'm nice really.

 

[DellaC]

Fucking hell I go to mop the kitchen floor and come back to a Keith Chegwin memorial page 🫣🫣