I know someone who uses the phrase “tally wacker” which cracks me up“Member”
Ah the daft things that make us laugh eh?
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I couldn’t agree more! M&S ones are my fave. I’ve heard Nestle are removing the walnuts so they’re now just ‘whips’. Sounds like something bleep that nestle would do
Someone on one of the FB groups has quoted ‘the secret solicitor’ on twitter saying the jurors have gone AWOL. Surely that can’t be right..
I live in the west of Scotland and they say ‘boaby’ up here, which is an odd one.
I would imagine they would be in contempt of court if they did.
That’s what my 5 year old calls it
This is Boaby
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We had a young girl come into A&E one night sitting on a plastic bag in the car, he had knocked her cervix all over to the point she was pissing with blood. She just thought it was uncomfortable cos he was big
What a terrible day to be able to readWe had a young girl come into A&E one night sitting on a plastic bag in the car, he had knocked her cervix all over to the point she was pissing with blood. She just thought it was uncomfortable cos he was big
Dan’s tweet fired straight to my phone before I’d even had chance to neck some coffee at my desk and here I am now catching up on the thread. As ever, the thread content does not disappoint!
Good grief so we’re none the wiser as to why it wasn’t even on again, nor tomorrow…what the heck is going on. I wonder whether it’s two who have simply pleaded to be free for other commitments this week and the judge has had no option but to grant it seeing as it’s taken so much of their time. Maybe it’s kept quiet so it doesn’t open the floodgates for other trials. Graduations would be plausible or some school things. Wasn’t the trial initially said to be 6 months? Just hope they can resume Thursday and get a verdict at least next week.
Good grief so we’re none the wiser as to why it wasn’t even on again, nor tomorrow…what the heck is going on. I wonder whether it’s two who have simply pleaded to be free for other commitments this week and the judge has had no option but to grant it seeing as it’s taken so much of their time. Maybe it’s kept quiet so it doesn’t open the floodgates for other trials. Graduations would be plausible or some school things. Wasn’t the trial initially said to be 6 months? Just hope they can resume Thursday and get a verdict at least next week.
I found the tweet. It’s a nobody with 300 followers. I don’t think they know anymore than we do and just using AWOL casually.
Not been on this afternoon and all I can say is
I initially read this as multiple holes and thought wow…
Hopefully they just mean it the broad, colloquial sense of AWOL ( ie absent) rather than meaning the jurors have actually f-cked off and are doing their own sweet thing without court permission. But who knows
Jesus Christ my cervix just let out a tiny scream reading thisWe had a young girl come into A&E one night sitting on a plastic bag in the car, he had knocked her cervix all over to the point she was pissing with blood. She just thought it was uncomfortable cos he was big
Also just want to thank @gigilouxx for reintroducing the word batty into my vocabulary
No court until at least Thursday is crappy but can’t complain too much as this thread is peak Tattle at the moment
Every time I laugh out loud scrolling my phone my husband is just like ‘Tattle?’ 
He thinks I’m being all nerdy following a serious trial but he has no idea I’m reading about roosters, chodes and holes 
Can they go ahead minus two jurors?
nothing in that tweet suggests any more than what Dan said. I’m going to suggest that one, if not two, have had norovirus and have to be 48 hours clear therefore if they’ve been symptom free since before 10am this morning then all is well for Thursday. hold on tattlers, we are the ones that need to keep the faith for those babies since no other SM platform has the ability to do so.
eta - I’m being facetious but trying to point out his and my excuse have the same underlying reasoning ie 2 tweets from Dan
Oh my god like Ross' mystery butt thing in Friends!
Hector doesn't bother me very much so I ignore him.
it really bleeping was!! On the day of surgery they all had to have one last bloody look at it and debate about "should we really be cutting this thing off". I nearly lost it with them
Love that you named yours Hector
THAT’s the bit that made you giggle?!
Guys what’s everyone’s favourite yoghurt? Just eating a mullet corner x
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