Maybe some of those magnifying mirrors so people can inspect every single pore, line and ‘imperfection’ on their face… otherwise sun protection like long sleeve, high neck rashes, big bucket hats (because she is the only and best sun smart person in Australia). Oh maybe a bird watching catalogue full of Lauren’s top birds?!
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Loools we joke but I can see her doing EVERY SINGLE ONE of these!!!
I’ll be FIRST on the mailing list!
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She literally has a LED mask that uses all the time, trying say she won't use the kmart coz she not sure if it works what a cope out, how do we know the one she already uses does anything, and you can do brow lamination at home, for some who is the most un soicalable person you'd think she get right behind doing this stuff at home. She was being so sour about it all.. i hope she doesn't get anymore kmart PR.S
She asked to go back on the PR List after she saw some others receiving a makeup products PR Package (I think it was??)
And then when her box arrived, it was stuff like an infrared mask, at home lash lift kit etc etc and she went to TOWN!!!
Saying it wasn’t what she was expecting, she’d NEVER ever use this stuff, they’re not the types of things you should DIY at home, “why would I use a crappy Kmart brand when I already have a couple of “proper” really expensive masks etc etc”
…and just general bagging them out saying it was all tit stuff!
People really got really mad at her her because 1. Super ungrateful
And 2. Not everything was necessarily “Kmart brand” but small businesses that Kmart stocks, so she was essentially being a witch to these small businesses
I think that’s kinda the gist, right guys??
Soz for the novel lol
TLDR: Lauren’s a snob
Oh but but her one was INCREDIBLY expensive!! (just casually dropped how much she spent on it
) so it MUST be better and doing something! …you would think so huh! …but she’s a strange strange lady!
Haha yea after the backlash I highly doubt they’ll be sending her anything else!
Was pretty stupid of her though and she really did shoot herself in the foot because she actually DOES buy a lot of stuff from Kmart!
Could have been a good partnership for her - not that she appears to be desperate for $!
The way she spends money really confuses me!
Suuuuuurely Loungeface isn’t THAT lucrative?!
Is she really able to still live off YouTube $$?
Wow - thanks for that. How rude of her...S
She asked to go back on the PR List after she saw some others receiving a makeup products PR Package (I think it was??)
And then when her box arrived, it was stuff like an infrared mask, at home lash lift kit etc etc and she went to TOWN!!!
Saying it wasn’t what she was expecting, she’d NEVER ever use this stuff, they’re not the types of things you should DIY at home, “why would I use a crappy Kmart brand when I already have a couple of “proper” really expensive masks etc etc”
…and just general bagging them out saying it was all tit stuff!
People really got really mad at her her because 1. Super ungrateful
And 2. Not everything was necessarily “Kmart brand” but small businesses that Kmart stocks, so she was essentially being a witch to these small businesses
I think that’s kinda the gist, right guys??
Soz for the novel lol
TLDR: Lauren’s a snob
The Velcro wall things.
If you had a brand new house, would you really be risking a whole wall trying them. Of course they weren't going to work.
If you had a brand new house, would you really be risking a whole wall trying them. Of course they weren't going to work.
Yet another riveting recommendation from the world’s most boring influencer.
Honeydew is where it’s at guys, iF yOu hAveN’t hAd hOneYdEw yOu’aRe miSsiNg oUt
Yeah I’m pretty sure there are worse things to miss out on 🥱
Honeydew is where it’s at guys, iF yOu hAveN’t hAd hOneYdEw yOu’aRe miSsiNg oUt
Yeah I’m pretty sure there are worse things to miss out on 🥱
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Quick everyone go and buy honeydew
Interesting that she can't even do her own shopping and does click and collect. I don't like people picking out my fruit and veg. I need to do it myself.
She's so sad can't even go into the shops to pick her own fruit and vege, how did she become so socially awkward, she's probably worried someones looking at her big boobs, short terso, her skin her hair.. she's would subjecting herself to other men..
I do click and collect because I work full time like many others, what’s her excuse?! Good to see she’s still the blandest person ever
Yea same! Other stuff, pantry/general items fine, someone else can pick, but fruit and veggies nope I need to choose it!
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Hahahaa literally aaaall of this!!She's so sad can't even go into the shops to pick her own fruit and vege, how did she become so socially awkward, she's probably worried someones looking at her big boobs, short terso, her skin her hair.. she's would subjecting herself to other men..
Lol if she went and did her groceries herself, she could use her
MeLoN tEsTiNg StRiPs to make sure it’s a good one! 
🫠🫠I do home delivery for the same reason. But I do my own fruit and veg.
I'm guessing it's probably been busy down south and Lauren is hating it.
That's what you get for living in damn tourist town and she well and truly isolated herself.
I can't tell if this thread is turning me off her or if it's her content.
A whole heap of stories on eating habits when exercising...
A whole heap of stories on eating habits when exercising...
She is someone I DEFINITELY do not need 179764 stories on “intuitive eating” from!
🫠“I get fries from Maccas for lunch, I love the drive, I love getting out of the house *insert the world’s most irritating laugh*)
…..so go out and get a real job then dumb dumb
Loz needs a new friend to spill this babble to. She’s had these food discussions before.
Her makeup is so cakey
Jesus christ. It's 135am here where I live and I scrolled down. I GENUINELY thought this was a clown. What on earth are those eyelashes?
LESS IS MORE LOZ.
To be fair she was doing a riveting demo on how she takes her mascara off but the rest of her face was untouched, that was her make up for the day…Jesus christ. It's 135am here where I live and I scrolled down. I GENUINELY thought this was a clown. What on earth are those eyelashes?
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