Loz “I hardly wear any makeup any more” Curtis needs to have a long hard look at her foundation - it’s caked on babes. Girl, let your skin breathe a little!
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“But I went OUTSIDE yesterday to share my RiVeTiNg bee content with you all..So my pSoRiAsiS!!
I have to cover it!”
I didn't realise Lauren had her own thread.
She wears so much make-up but goes nowhere. I feel that she's left it too late to launch her own brand.
Also where she lives looks so isolates. I know she has neighbours that she wants nothing to do with. But she's in a bush prone area.
She wears so much make-up but goes nowhere. I feel that she's left it too late to launch her own brand.
Also where she lives looks so isolates. I know she has neighbours that she wants nothing to do with. But she's in a bush prone area.
she actually looks ill here, no colour to her face. She still applies her makeup like it’s 2011 and sorry but her spidery iconic lashes look bleeping tit
edit to add: she’s not wearing mascara in that photo lol but when she does, her lashes always look ducked
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Omg yes! The neighbours story! I completely forgot about that!
duck she’s a ride b*tch!
“Why would I want to be friends with them? Why would I want to “catch up” with them?? No Reese and I want to be alone! We don’t want anything to do with other people!”
Yikes
And I totally agree, she’s waaay too late with her brand!
Even Shaanxo, who is also past her prime and is stuck living and doing her make up as if it’s the 2010s, launched XO Beauty back when she was somewhat relevant.
Lauren’s fully missed the boat with this one
It’s the mouth creases for me. I’d assume someone who is a beauty and makeup expert would be able to avoid this
If Lauren wanted to get back into being a beauty influencer I think she’s got the audience to do it. Wouldn’t take much to get back on all the PR lists to get all the new lines. Film some videos, make some Tiktoks or YouTube videos. Why not! I can’t see why she just does…….nothing 
You can’t tell me that her make up line with 3 products is a full time job. Boring!
You can’t tell me that her make up line with 3 products is a full time job. Boring!Lauren's mascara is actually really good, I just hate having to mail order beauty products esp if paying postage for only one thing. She needs to get more products out asap.
When she lived up in Perth she got overwhelmed with all the PR she was sent. I remember a video of her with a trolley full of parcels going back to her car. She asked her management to take her name off a lot of lists.If Lauren wanted to get back into being a beauty influencer I think she’s got the audience to do it. Wouldn’t take much to get back on all the PR lists to get all the new lines. Film some videos, make some Tiktoks or YouTube videos. Why not! I can’t see why she just does…….nothing
I will give her props for this!
Honestly, I wish more of them would do it! These grifters get so much free tit that they don’t want/will never use, but are just faaar too greedy to say no!
Ok yea she would probably just complain about all the products
I sent her complaining video to the brand direct. They weren’t too happy 🫢#Kmartgate
I'm intrigued - did she pay out Kmart or another brand?good on you!!
Oh god what do we think her new “brand” is going to be??
“Low rise Pants by Lauren”? 🫣🫣
“Low rise Pants by Lauren”? 🫣🫣
She asked about wording of sun protection spiel for her new brand a little while ago, and prior to that was seeking out the oodie founder guy. My guess is she is coming out with some kind of outerwear that has SPF protection like Solbari
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And then when her box arrived, it was stuff like an infrared mask, at home lash lift kit etc etc and she went to TOWN!!!
Saying it wasn’t what she was expecting, she’d NEVER ever use this stuff, they’re not the types of things you should DIY at home, “why would I use a crappy Kmart brand when I already have a couple of “proper” really expensive masks etc etc”
…and just general bagging them out saying it was all tit stuff!
People really got really mad at her her because 1. Super ungrateful
And 2. Not everything was necessarily “Kmart brand” but small businesses that Kmart stocks, so she was essentially being a witch to these small businesses
I think that’s kinda the gist, right guys??
Soz for the novel lol
TLDR: Lauren’s a snob
She asked to go back on the PR List after she saw some others receiving a makeup products PR Package (I think it was??)
And then when her box arrived, it was stuff like an infrared mask, at home lash lift kit etc etc and she went to TOWN!!!
Saying it wasn’t what she was expecting, she’d NEVER ever use this stuff, they’re not the types of things you should DIY at home, “why would I use a crappy Kmart brand when I already have a couple of “proper” really expensive masks etc etc”
…and just general bagging them out saying it was all tit stuff!
People really got really mad at her her because 1. Super ungrateful
And 2. Not everything was necessarily “Kmart brand” but small businesses that Kmart stocks, so she was essentially being a witch to these small businesses
I think that’s kinda the gist, right guys??
Soz for the novel lol
TLDR: Lauren’s a snob
Do we think it’s something to do with electronics/lights/computer accessories? She’s been going on about this stuff lately plus she’s been sharing things and using affiliate links.
So basically reselling things from China?
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