Loz Curtis

[shh77]

haha hi Lauren! Good to see you’re reading here

We’re all playing the worlds smallest violin for you Lauren! 🫠🫠
Love how Reece - who normally gets up at 5am didn’t today and made her sulk around in the dark and get ready in another room like he normally has to!

 

[Dreamer01]

I tell you what. Even if she was shilling something I wanted I wouldn't click on an affiliate link of hers. All thise stories just to put up links to 2 products she bought off Amazon. Reece must have been watching the footy last night and she was bored.

 

[vikingjan]

Those fake titties must be squealing with pain being squeezed into those size 6 tops. She never leaves the house apart from Maccas & Kmart and I’m sure Reece & Memes don’t need impressing.

 

[berry]

There’s a huge market for Cozy Content which is the life that Loz seems to want to live but she ruins it by giving us Constant Complaining Content instead

 

[pokerface79]

Dear Loz: NO ONE CARES. NOT ONE.

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

It must be so draining to be around her.

Listening to her go on about her looks comparing photos from 10 years ago.

I do wonder how relevant she is now. Say she launched her mascara in Mecca or Sephora would it sell out?

She is a nobody to the generation who spend all their money at Mecca and Sephora. My teenage daughter doesn't know who she is. I watched her 13 years ago for gods sake. I've since grown up and don't have the care factor for beauty shit anymore because there is more to life than obsessing over your looks! I dare say most of us have all aged a lot and changed the way we feel about makeup etc. Life progresses ya know Loz....we had kids and families and stuff I do joy relate to her whatsoever.

 

[shh77]

We can laugh all we want but go have a look at the comments nearly every single person is talking about how they need it - she will make BANK from this

Be interesting to see if they actually follow through and purchase though!

 

[Director of Mugs]

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Any guesses on her new business? All I can think is maybe selling hats? but that’s a product not business so not sure!

Wouldn't mind a Lauren Curtis bird bath.

 

[Director of Mugs]

And she’s just said he gets up at 5am to go to work! While she sits and bitches about how much she hates her tv remote! #firstworldproblems

The carry on about if she wanted to go to a 6am gym class she would have to get up at 5am and there's just no way she can do it.

And as you said, Reece gets up at 5am for work.

I would hold some resentment if my partner just stayed in bed and didn't have to get up for work.

 

[Michy02]

Jesus Christ

 

[coffeeinbed]

I can't believe i used to think she was humble and relatable bit worried about myself lol

Honestly if she didn't already have a following, she would be no one with this content

 

[Michy02]

Poor Reece haven’t go through all this health stuff and i definitely pitty him haven’t to be around uneducated loz, how does she not not know basic things like you can die fom sepsis, i never experienced that but of course i know how deadly would that be common sense obviously it's not good for your body to go through that.

A lot of these people with large platforms have barely completed high school and haven’t done further study nor had actual jobs recently. They seem to exist in this weird bubble where they get free shit and either sit at home or go on free holidays or free events. I don’t expect her to know much about anything really. Maybe birds.
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We have finally made it to thread 2! Lauren Curtis Loz Curtis

tattle.life

 

[Michy02]

Just posting this for reference on the shampoo thing. I bet she starts full on conversations with her hairdresser about supermarket brands and silicones

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Being blonde is part of her identity and she feels like she needs to explain why she’s not getting her hair coloured lol

 

[PiesAndLattes]

Spot on.

There's no way she can cope. I don't think she leaves the house for more than hour.

She can't even push a trolly around Coles, but only does click and collect. Which I know works for some people. But Lauren has so much free time.

I'm guessing here that all the majority of her friends are married with kids. They're living a different life. While Lauren no longer has anything in common with them besides going to the same school.

Absolutely. She is really really out of touch with reality.

I also was listening to her talk about the little rat’s anxiety and how they base their whole life around her anxiety… maybe because she is being pandered to and knows you guys will wrap her in cotton wool is why she is anxious!!! They probably don’t let her be a dog

 

[marthamartyr]

OMG she's still going on her rant about being kid free. Saying that some women have been sold this dream about having kids and it's not as good as what they think it is.

I probably haven't summarised that very well.

Lauren should just stay out of it. Just say kids aren't for her. Don't go on rants about what a burden it is on the Mother.

I don't know what Mia does that causes Lauren so much stress. At a guess I bet she pees and shits inside.

If I was Lauren I would stress more about getting water as there's no decent rainfall forecast for a long time.

I guess that's why she was in her pjs at 10am WST.

Lol how does she know it’s not the dream, if she hasn’t had kids?
Is anyone really questioning her choice? Does anyone really care. I have kids and could not give a shit whether other people have them or not.

 

[Dreamer01]

How much activewear does one person need who never leaves the house?

 

[influenzaaar]

I wouldn't say viral and it's not like she's sold out either.

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I’m most concerned about the “how to get massive lashes” top middle, and the lashes in question are crusty ass spiders.. surely that’s not the end look she’s demonstrating how to achieve?

 

[hippopananus]

Whilst this fits her SunSmart/conscious brand and makes sense lol is there actually a market for something like this? I’m in Melbourne and we have 4 seasons in 20 minutes I’d be taking this on and off 5 times in one drive

I’m in Brisbane and there’s no way I’d be faffing around with this, I already have a revolutionary solution and it’s called clothes

Maybe there’s a market in Asia where they’re very serious about covering up but definitely not her Lounge Face type following.

 

[shh77]

I'm actually shocked she doesn't seem to eat healthy, for lunch yesterday she had toasted wrap with cheese..literally nothing else
maccas a couple of times a week, she acts like i did when i was 20 and didn't know how to look after myself or cook well coz i was on bender like 24/7 she's has the mentality of a 20 year old.

But don’t forget guys she’s a SIZE 6 and
sOo TeEnY tiNy & sMoLL!
🫠

 

[kitty_cat123]

Noticed how she said in last nights stories something about her great grandchildren?
how will you have great grandchildren Lauren when you are ADAMANT you are are not having kids. Little Freudian slip of the tongue there I think.

Like I've always said she contuinely talks about being child free because she's trying convince herself that's what's best, and justify to herself her own decision.. if she was so confident so would of made the point and shut about it 2 years ago.. haha