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ahtisyourself

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Omg I just clicked the links to see. The white leather sandals were €690 and the crystal bows sandals were €1707 holy shit. Did her family pay for the whole wedding?? I’d say you’re looking at nearly 100k for the wedding, if not more. Considering there was 4 days of professional photography (one photographer flown in from the UK), at least 4 designer outfits, 2 bespoke couture dresses, multiple bands, the wedding ring. And then she had a wedding planner who generally charge a percentage of the overall cost of the wedding. I’m using the same florist for my wedding next year and the prices ain’t cheap. I had a look at the price list again when I realised it was the same florist and judging by all the floral decor Lauren had I would guess she spent close to 8k on flowers alone.
And it looked like a dry as shite wedding where everyone had to be gone by 12 and the bride was preoccupied with Instagram all night. All that money on a total and utter vanity project. Would have been hilarious if insta went down on the day. I’d say she would be more gutted than if her fella stood her up. Vain yoke. My friends and I have a theory that the more elaborate the wedding the shorter the marriage will be. People like that love themselves far too much to love anyone else. And So far we’re actually bang on..
 
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SozBbz

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Ours in a Thursday. But it just means people can take a 4 day weekend is how I see it. I wasn’t spending an extra 3k just to have it on a Saturday… but my friends having it on a Wednesday which I do find such an awkward day.
How nice of you to tell other people when to take their holidays. You’re outraged that you should pay €3k extra, but have you factored in how much extra it’s costing your guests? Pushing costs onto guests is beyond tacky. I suppose you still expect gifts too?

Attitudes to weddings in Ireland are just so ridiculous - couples totally lose the run of themselves - beyond maybe your parents, nobody else cares that much. It’s like people (and Lauren is great example of this) think they’re celebrities being featured in OK or Hello, when in actual fact most Irish weddings are boring and unoriginal.
 
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Nfran1989

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“Hi guys, back to normal routine which I’m not sure I’m happy about…first thing on the list is a consultation for my laser hair removal” sorry, she lives on another fucking planet! Normal routine for the rest of us is a pile of washing and work! I don’t know how she fills her day, being that useless would be my worst nightmare!
 
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KP87

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Did she marry those god awful OTT princess sparkle shoes? They feature in more photos than John!!!

Also 'would have' Lauren, 'would have'.....not 'would of'......please put 'Improve grammar' on your goal list for 2022!!!

And we won't mention triffle!
 
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Alikat

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And the award for the biggest and most fakest gobshite around would be going here to this dose. ..her wedding video came up there on insta and my God what a fake souless materialistic little drudge...her silly video was more like an ad to go and visit a castle and her stupid faces looked like shed been watching too many perfume ads...what a little horror...fake wedding show.
 
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I agree with the comment of Irish weddings being dull and boring. Everone does the same thing.

It’s all well and good taking days off for a wedding but when the bride announces a 2 night hen that kills me, and if it’s abroad it’s even more painful 🙊 There’s usually so many people on them you don’t catch up with anyone and it’s just a load of loud people shouting and roaring going around the place.

All hens should be one night. It’s another weekend taken out of the calendar which are usually bank holidays.

I don’t get the aggro about not attending a hen as long as you are going to the wedding. A lot of the Irish wedding scene is vacuous and narcissistic. No I don’t want to give up my bank holiday for a cocktail making class, themed weekend away and a blow up willy 😑
 
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Mudmasque

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Wow those 2022 visions. I don't think I can even hate follow her anymore. She's a desperate vapid yoke. Money won't make ya happy
 
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Trixybelle

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Yeah I'll be unfollowing as well. Her mood boards were pure shallow. I could not believe she posted them, so childish and embarrassing as others have commented money and material items are not the be all and end all. What about contributing to something meaningful or good in the world or pursuing something using your intelligence instead of looks. What a narcissist.
 
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Whatsgoingon898

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The fact she posted it, shows how much she craves attention, she wants her DMs to blow up with everyone saying how amazing she is and perfect her teeth are
And that she has no grip of reality. I mean imagine in the middle of all of this covid sh!t over the past two years her main priority is her flipping teeth and trying yo get a magazine cover. I’m sickened but not surprised by that blatant lack of awareness!
And wasn’t she given a car this year? No wonder she can ‘focus on savings’ when she gets so much crap for free. 🙄🤮
 
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whatsthesca

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I don’t think she looked like a bride, I know that sounds harsh but her hair and makeup were no different to normal and the dresses just look like ones she would wear anyway to an event (in a colour other than white). Underwhelmed 😕
 
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ahtisyourself

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Not a fan of the dress but the headpiece is cute. It’s all a bit notions for me. You’re not a celebrity love

And sorry but the big tacky L&J just ruins the beautiful background and decor
 
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JLoLarbee

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She could do with a few press drops of sun factor. Alot of sun damage for a woman who is not even 30 yet.
 
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