Love island 2026 #4

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Not messy mitch on snap saying simbas reaction was valid???🤢🤢🤢
Yuck. Did he say why he thought it was? I simply can't think how anyone could justify that. He must be another one that struggles with the concept of consent. Mica could've promised him 100 times they would share a bed, and let's face it he meant sex - but she's allowed to change her mind at any point. For whatever reason. Or for no reason. It's not difficult.
 
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Just catching up now and Ian needs to be replaced with someone new, he is no longer funny, TBF he hasn't for a while now and some 'new eyes' may bring something new.
 
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See the difference between Samraj and Simba? Simba is a giant red flag, holding back because he’s on camera.

Also debrief is so much better without Shakira. Toni & Yas is more like girls chat whereas Shakira talks like she’s has been dating for 20 years. Her relationship with Harry was infuriating.
Yes so much better without Shakira. My dislike for Shakira is irrational but I don’t care, it’s the way she keeps extending her right arm outwards and starts waving her index finger round and round and round whilst she rattles on; couple this with when she inflicts her ‘cockney’ accent into her opinions on Aidan when Aidan’s not even from London [she’s not bright enough to know there’s a difference, kinda like all French men stink of onions 🧅].
As I said irrational 🤫
 
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To be fair it was nice to actually hear Toni’s views, it feels like when Shakira is there she just jumps in and barely lets the others talk. Yas will pipe up over Shakira but Toni tends to observe.
 
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Does anyone else find it a bit irritating when someone’s about to cry and they flap their hands in front of their eyes
 
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The more I think about the Simba situation the more angry I get, literally how dare he - he is one of those blokes that will call you large and weird if he gets rejected. He is soo tragic
 
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The new lass (the blonde one not Cha Cha) looks a lot like Tasha in the face. Banging bod too.

Simba moving mad ting, he wild'n. He really thinks he's playing it "respectfully"???! Is he ok?

I hope he gets with Mica just so come casa she can see how a playa really gon play 😏

I ❤ Jas bikini. Saying this as someone well past my bikini prime.
Nibs boobs are phenom.

I'm loath to say this but Yas is growing on me a tiny bit with this Welshy. He seems nice.

Ew Cha Cha {to Kav Kav} - "how much de ye fancy us on a scale of 1 to 10."
🙄🙄🙄

Mica is making me dry boke.
PeRiODttt😝

And that's me up to the first set of ads.
 
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Simba having a proper mantrum! Lol.
WTF is wrong with some men that they think their wicks are so golden that all they have to do is ask a girl to sleep with them and they will?!
He did not read the room with Mica at all. She’s a classy woman - how did he get that so wrong. She’s not at all the type to jump in the hideaway after one snog. Simba’s little head was doing all the ‘thinking’ there 🤣
 
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It’s scary to me that people like Tina exist - I couldn’t believe my ears when she was saying all those things about herself. CRINGE. 😬 Surely no lad likes that?!
 
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