So I'm catching up because after
bleeping around in Ibiza*. I was in the gym most of today's episode
so catching up with you lads now
- Tasha continues to annoy me. She the girl who tries to solve all her relationship issues with sex.
- Davide thinks Ekin is a "good looking gworrl" -- Feels like when she get your divorced parents are at your graduation after not being the same room together but you feel the love
- Today I've realised how small Jacques is. He really is an angry boy
- Danica scrambling like it's results day and you're frantically calling every uni. You wanted to study law but
duck it Dairy Herd Management at University Centre Reaseheath. I'll take it.
- Jay deffo said the door was closed to Danica but she picked him anyways loool so she said "IMMA FORCE IT"
But you do you boo.
- Paige speech made me gag. But she's a pick me like her bestie Tasha
- Luca face as Tasha was speaking LOL
- Aww Indiyah. After her nonsense time with Ikenna. She deserves happiness
- Gemma hated every moment being mushy. I understand lol but Luca teeth. Omgggg
- ES smirked because she loved having that moment on her. The decision wasn't hard girl.
Davide doing little kissy mouth at ES. They are so dumb together. I hate and love it. Davide "nice speech" smug git lol
- Antigone is a pretty gworl. She doesn't need that makeup on.
- Ekin ordering Davide around again..awwwww my divorced parents are getting remarried. Love the fact ES swarned around not giving a
tit after the recoupling. WrEkin Su don't stop for nothing.
- Tbh Jay is just desserts. He picked Paige when she was with Jacques. And Danica picked him when he was interested in Antigone.
- Dami took Indiyah outta that conversation between Danica and Jacques. Good decision.
- Tasha to Paige: yoU gonna wEaR seXy UnderWEar ---- begs
- Luca: good speech Tasha you should be proud of yourself (he really hates her)
- I DON'T NEED LUCA BISH SUCKING GEMMA OWENS FEET IN THE DARK
- But it looks like the manicure bar is open for Jacques and Paige, Luca and Gemma, Indiyah and Dami
*if you want a thread of my escapade champagne drunk on a boat that I finessed my way on by being mouthy. I'll write it. Kidding. Saving it for my memoirs.