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allybongo

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So glad that more of you have arrived at this party. My hate for her knows no bounds - the trip to the Maldives is the the icing on the cake! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but OMG I’ve never know anyone to love herself the way she does. It’s off the scale cringe.
 
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A ‘surprise’ one, that she’s totally ready for with a new dress, hair / make up done etc. And multiple tags of all the gifted items. That she so desperately needs.
 
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Libbub

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It makes me laugh when she rolls out maternity clothes...... Really??? I have a bigger belly after a sat night curry. Get a grip Louise. Also can I just say I think Ryan deserves a medal for sticking with her, I know she has ulcerative colitis and it can be pretty debilitating, but christ on a bike, shes always ill! It's so draining just to watch. Imagine living with it. She knows the triggers but ignores them. I'm not entirely convinced she'll manage with a baby. I think there will HAVE to be a nanny.
 
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Katrina679

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I have to agree with you but I somehow can't stop following her 🤣. I really should but I want to see how her house looks after the refurbishment.
I have a feeling it will be a boring bland beige nightmare (a la Kelly Hoppen's taupe, circa 2010). I'd be really surprised if she does anything original or adventurous with vivid colours, wallpapers, textiles, etc - also it will be whatever she can blag free off the Gram, so probably quite Chelsea generic. I imagine Sam's will be in light grey, white and black with lots of tacky LED strip lighting and odd cheap touches influenced by Zara (like those awful nude figurines she put all over the place, silk flowers arrangements, etc). I think the astro turf they have is so totally horrific. Fake and lacking in any depth - which is so like them, really.

But I can relate why she's such a compulsive watch. Have you seen that old black and white movie,Sunset Boulevard (1950)? There's something of the Norma Desmond about her in the way she's so totally consumed by her narcissism and totally oblivious to it at the same time. Louise, is always ready for her close up, with her face full of fillers and loaded with make-up.

I must admit it will be interesting to see how she copes with a baby, although I can't imagine her not hiring a nanny and then pretending it's such hard work. She always makes such a big thing when she has a couple of meetings in her day (I guess a big deal for her since she's never had a proper job).

A friend of mine has become totally hooked on Chloe Ferry, but he says it's because she's like a cartoon, a freakishly grotesque character and he can't turn away.

Sometimes following influencers can be voyeuristic and addictive, but for all the wrong reasons. I need to get out more! 🤣
 
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Katrina679

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Just seen that the story got posted in the Daily Mail and the comments show absolutely no sympathy as many have pointed out they can easily afford alternate accommodation / the insurance would be paying to rehouse them. It's extremely insulting to those in extreme circumstances that actually do live out of their cars, in tents, on the streets and are homeless.

Once again, she's come off this looking and sounding completely out of touch, attention seeking and totally ridiculous!
 
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peanutbuttervibes

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why have they been at 4 different hotels/hostels (i don’t believe the latter for a second) in a week? why not just stay in the same hotel? tbh as traumatising as i understand a house fire can be, i find it hard to sympathise with her when she sounds like she’s just trying to find a freebie for the next month or so.

also, why does she keep using expressions like “seeking refuge” and “camp out under one roof”? some people are genuinely doing those things, louise, and i can assure you their temporary solutions are not a gym in chelsea. it makes me furious how out of touch she can be.
 
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She put a full on nude on her story this morning so I actually went ahead and reported it for nudity. It's not that it offends me at all, I just wanted to spoil her day a tiny bit. Sorry if that's petty of me but I cannot bear the smug vanity all over her insta stories. And the way she treats herself to a spa morning EVERY DAY?
 
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OH. MY. GOD. Has she actually just posted a story saying she's not going to post her gender reveal until tomorrow to respect 9/11 over a picture of her bump?! Just. No. What the hell?!
 
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Sliceofpizza

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Pretty shocking eh. Sounded awful. Cut to baby brother Sam in all senses of the word getting drunk and singing about fires. The Twat. It’s nice to warn people but why do people on Instagram have to make every incident about them a PSA. This could happen to you etc. You don’t have to maybe every situation a “knows it all” one. Just say what happened, be thankful and grateful and move on. I’m sure it’ll be said what she’s highlighted is useful but as she says nobody knows & can perceive every fight or flight situation. She herself couldn’t yet she’s telling people what to do. Her posts are patronising. It was your incident not your followers’.
 
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Hertfordshire_home

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I totally forgot about this girls existence but i always remembers her on MIC for getting with guys, cheating on them and then crying.....

Or doing something wrong and then crying as if she was the one who had been hurt.
 
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georgiecait

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All jokes aside I hope she's ok and it really is her just preparing for this bloody over the top announcement, would hate for it to be silence bc something happened.
 
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Katrina679

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Does anyone have a rough idea of the time it took Binky to post OK pics from when she went silent (if she did) on insta? It's been ages now...especially as we're used to 8509248694266 posts a day from Louise.
She's probably waiting until Zara stops getting publicity for her BBC3 documentary. So inconsiderate of her to release it at exactly the same time as Louise's baby, don't you think?. What on earth were those people at the BBC thinking?! I mean, really! That upstart Essex girl should know her place!

And there's also the risk that like the wedding, if she doesn't get the right OK deal, she'll just end up cancelling the pregnancy.

Can you imagine what it must be like with all these competitive, attention seeking, narcissists in that strange hot house atmosphere of living next door to each other? Who did the best renovation? Who managed to bag the most freebies? Who did Daddy or Mommy spend the most money on? etc...
 
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Redbreast

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So pleased to find this thread. Two things that have always irritate me are how much she adores herself. She genuinely believes in her whole being she is better than everything and anyone else. She thinks she is the most beautiful woman on the planet. Secondly, when she’s in the wrong, cheated or just genuinely being a twat she cries to place the blame on others. “Well now you’ve made me cry” - self entitlement is so unattractive. Well yes Louise if you’re going to be horrible people will call you out on it. She is NEVER in the wrong.
 
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NoImSpartacus

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Lots of comments on her Instagram asking if she’s okay, I think it’s shitty to leave your “fans” worried for you just to build speculation/for a magazine deal
 
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Fillyjonk

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How utterly narcissistic of her.

I thought she'd be above doing a gender reveal, tbh. Anyway, for anybody who can't be asked watching that show of self-inportance or scrolling the comments, she's having a boy.
 
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Soapy Dolphin

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Why does she love to take pictures of herself when she’s sat “crying” on her own. I’ve had many meltdowns in my pregnancy and I’ve not once whipped the camera out for a selfie. She’s so narcissistic I find it really bizarre.
It's weird isn't it. I know everyone is up for caring and sharing online these days... but why with the weeping? To show others how upset you were? To remember how you felt? Being aware enough to pick up your 'phone and stare down the lens to capture your blubbing makes it seem less authentic to me. Oh so theatrical even if the emotion is real.

I'm obviously really out of touch as I've never even had the urge to see myself when crying, let alone record it for others.
 
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