Hope Ryan gets Delhi Belly 
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Why does she always squint in recent interviews? On the Lorraine show and on Jamie's podcast yesterday? Does she think it makes her look serious and earnest? She looks high as a kite.
Because it’s her thinking face as she has to remember what lie she’s already told about the question asked so she doesn’t contradict herself too much
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Why is her Wednesday brunch date the lunch she went out for on Tuesday with the publishers team?
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She is now saying she has suffered for 4 years...give it a rest louise it's 2.5. Also her inability to use any type of punctuation is astonishing for someone with a best selling book. Quotation marks, brackets, the simple comma.
Please ag him off. Laughing at Ryan is how we cope with all the bs.
Oh my god Ryan is NOT going to cope with India. It’s going to be such a sensory overload for him, the crowds, the smells, the noise, it’s going to be like Nigel Farage forced into a rave at a full moon party and I am HERE for it.
Honestly, does he have family on the Board? Why on earth do they continue to use him???
He’s going to come back from India dressed head to toe in ethnic prints like some overgrown gap year Toff.
Zara will probably do the nursery drops offs and pick ups for her
He is part of some men's life sensei company with Scott. Maybe he just got his geography a little off.
No. This is her actual face. The width and shape hasnt changed. SHE changes it.She filters the duck out of herself. Using the slimline one that literally shaves inches of these dickheads faces,and puts them throguh a mandolin. You can often catch it on others photos of her. Or the book pics. Even the photoshoots she's recently done.
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Let's not forget Louise is going away with the girls soon...and her tesco outfits. Uhum.
No excuse this time. She's all smug good now pals. So Brian doesn't need to call the family in to help with HER child. Or 'av words like ' with the pops. Will she really look after her own child
Ha, even that's redundant because the Ea and Zara does it more for her even now.
Ha, even that's redundant because the Ea and Zara does it more for her even now.
Don’t forget the friendly tapping/knocking ghost who visited Loopy Lou last time Ryan pissed off for ‘work.’
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Has anybody else here cried so hard that you ‘instantly ball?’
I bet her parents are ‘balling’ right now considering how much they spent on her private education…
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What the hell is an addy lee? Google unhelpfully gave me a Malaysian hair stylist
It's a London cab and courier company. Addison Lee. Extortionately priced.
An Uber for wankers.
Hey Dudes!!
Bryan’s latest offering is possibly the most cringy thing he has ever created. It is HILARIOUS
Bryan’s latest offering is possibly the most cringy thing he has ever created. It is HILARIOUS
He's done a separate story as well... What in the QVC is that!Hey Dudes!!
Bryan’s latest offering is possibly the most cringy thing he has ever created. It is HILARIOUS
He could actually apply to work on QVC as a presenter, with a rolling total of how many sales he makes Yes it’s the body of a teenage boy with a sparrow pelvis and all the medical staff should have know SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO VAGINALLY BIRTH A CHILD WITH A HEADSorry if this has been mentioned already I haven’t had time to read the entire thread but I am genuinely amazed by the number of references to her TINY body in her book
Or something
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