Louise Thompson #17 TikTok lies, Ryan begged new eyes, 4 times nearly dead, definitely not right in the head

[xyzcba]

Well done @JarvisCockerSpaniel for the winning thread title (had to abbreviate slightly to fit). Lots of good thread suggestions near the end of the thread too, I'm sure some will still be relevant for the next one.

Louise is now on TikTok @Louiseisgettingbetter !
Just the format for her lengthy rambles.

She had an operation, sorry procedure, to sort her Asherman's. Trauma Tuesday still going strong!

Ryan is giving us lots of entertainment (who knew? Didn't see that one coming!) with his 'cooking' skills and general daily posts.

Please feel free to add your own recaps

 

[Flossie2]

Is it just me,but this looks like she’s been photoshopped into the gym?

 

[xyzcba]

I mean she does have enough hours in the day so it wouldn't surprise me but I don't think it is (shadow on the floor in front).

 

[Tofino]

I mean she does have enough hours in the day so it wouldn't surprise me but I don't think it is (shadow on the floor in front).

Is it a long shadow or a short shadow?

 

[MmmB777]

Is it a long shadow or a short shadow?

Terminal shadow

 

[AshM]

Shadow Big Time

 

[Tofino]

An even bigger loss again yesterday.

 

[Katrina679]

It's amazing how she makes these miraculous Lazarus like recoveries. Didn't she claim just a few days ago: 'Now I can't even cross my legs without agonising pain. I can feel exercise in my heart, lungs, legs, even my eyeballs are red and throbbing at the end of every day. i get numbness and terrible pins and needles."

So she heads down to the gym, because she's already landed her Trauma Tuesday story this week #Louiseisfullofshit

 

[Tofino]

It's amazing how she makes these miraculous Lazarus like recoveries. Didn't she claim just a few days ago: 'Now I can't even cross my legs without agonising pain. I can feel exercise in my heart, lungs, legs, even my eyeballs are red and throbbing at the end of every day. i get numbness and terrible pins and needles."

So she heads down to the gym, because she's already landed her Trauma Tuesday story this week #Louiseisfullofshit

She always goes hard on the ads as soon as trauma Tuesday post hits the Mail. How many pocket sport posts today?!

 

[JulesC]

An even bigger loss again yesterday.

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Nice to see people are sick enough of her tit to unfollow. It’s been ages since she’s been on tv as well so her relevance is decreasing more and more each day I’d say. There’s enough depressing things going on in the world, people don’t want to watch a privileged thick twit moan about imaginary illnesses.

Could you check Sam’s numbers too? Assume there’s an increase at the moment as he’s really on the up. Tee hee.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Egg and cheese bagel, jabs fork into eggs in her usual heavy handed fashion and qu’elle surprise, she’s overcooked them

 

[Tofino]

Nice to see people are sick enough of her tit to unfollow. It’s been ages since she’s been on tv as well so her relevance is decreasing more and more each day I’d say. There’s enough depressing things going on in the world, people don’t want to watch a privileged thick twit moan about imaginary illnesses.

Could you check Sam’s numbers too? Assume there’s an increase at the moment as he’s really on the up. Tee hee.

An increase of nearly 15,000 in the last 30 days

Zara has gained as many as Louise has lost

Turtle Method and Pocket Sport continue to lose followers and both have an engagement rate of 0.04%

 

[Hannahc546]

Louise saying she has been conditioned to be very independent is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

 

[melfish]

Egg and cheese bagel, jabs fork into eggs in her usual heavy handed fashion and qu’elle surprise, she’s overcooked them

Why did she attack them like that?

 

[pickledplum5]

Why did she attack them like that?

Maybe because it wasn’t burnt she thought it might be alive and went into self preservation mode?

 

[melfish]

Her grid is so ... apricot. Like the ugly closet doors in her bedroom. Such a revolting colour (no offence to anyone who had their bridesmaids wear it )

 

[Pumpkin84]

Living in a house her mum and dad bought her and getting by in life by begging for freebies.....yep thats some next level independence. Round of applause for tiny tears

 

[xyzcba]

@JarvisCockerSpaniel the mods had to edit your title as we had too many letters! Sorry guys but this is the one;

Might film myself crying whilst sat cross legged on the floor in pennance, it is Trauma Tuesday after all...

 

[Tofino]

@JarvisCockerSpaniel the mods had to edit your title as we had too many letters! Sorry guys but this is the one;

Might film myself crying whilst sat cross legged on the floor in pennance, it is Trauma Tuesday after all...

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I wondered why it didn’t rhyme

 

[melfish]

I wondered why it didn’t rhyme

Yeah, doesn't work at all anymore